'I love the smell of nappies': Proud parents Elton John and David Furnish speak

[sirgonzo420]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1349987/Elton-John-loves-smell-nappies-proud-father.html


He has developed a reputation as being something of a diva over the years.

But Elton John yesterday hinted that even he has been undertaking one of the more unpleasant tasks of fatherhood - changing nappies.

'I love the smell of nappies,' he said at a Hollywood junket to promote Gnomeo & Juliet, the animated film he has executively produced, alongside his partner David Furnish.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/24/article-0-0CE1C309000005DC-456_468x794.jpg



'This little soul that you're feeding, changing, bathing and telling bedtime stories to is a blank canvas,' he said.


Elton John went on to complain about feeling like "a second class citizen in the U.S." (on account of his faggotry not being as accepted as he would like). To my knowledge, he isn't even a U.S. citizen in the first place.

I just wanted to start this thread as a followup. What a happy little family! (cue vomiting emoticon)

[EE_]

'I love the smell of nappies,'

Come on, you knew there are weird fetishes in that house.
I'm guessing dirty nappies?

That's so precious!

[hoarder]

Nappies must remind him of the smell of anal sex. Maybe he gets a rise out of changing diapers.

[Book]

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8900000/Changing-Diaper-michael-jackson-8920994-300-275.jpg

http://www.graveneycc.com/fat-guy-in-a-diaper.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/3849/80846440.jpg

http://southerncultureonthefly.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/man-wearing-diaper.jpg?w=450&h=408

That adopted kid will grow up just fine.

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[SLV^GLD]

Damn, Book, that post gets nominated for creepiest of the year and we aren't even through with January.

[Book]

Damn, Book, that post gets nominated for creepiest of the year and we aren't even through with January.


The entire thread.

[hoarder]

Oh, Jees! Did you have to go and post that, Book? :sicko

[ximmy]

Nappies must remind him of the smell of anal sex. Maybe he gets a rise out of changing diapers.


or reminds him of his gay scat encounters...

[Hillbilly]

I think that's why gays like to hang out in the bathroom so much as well.



Nappies must remind him of the smell of anal sex. Maybe he gets a rise out of changing diapers.

[k-os]

Book, I think if some government agency got a hold of your search terms, you would be deemed a menace to society. Nasty!






I am sure I would be considered a menace to society for my search terms too, but for different reasons. :P

[Book]

Book, I think if some government agency got a hold of your search terms, you would be deemed a menace to society.


http://scroogle.org/

;D

[Jersey Thursday]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/24/article-0-0CE1C309000005DC-456_468x794.jpg


Okay, where is David’s right hand? By the look on Sir Elton’s face I’m not sure I want to know.

[Ponce]

Pretty soon Elton will be smelling his own nappies........

[Awoke]

"Sir" Elton....


...oh yeah, I forgot the jew queen "Knighted" him.

[MNeagle]

They really need to hire a tailor or two. I can't believe they go out in such ill-fitting clothes.

As for the 'nappies', I'll bet they're using cotton diapers & not the perfume-laden disposables.