Mysterious Block of Wood Discovered on Iceberg at Magnetic South Pole

[Serpo]

Begin wildly conspiring: Australian ABC‘s Karen Barlow, who is traveling to Antarctica on the Aurora Australis to study glacial ice, has spotted this rectangular block of wood perched prominently atop an iceberg within the no compass region around the magnetic south pole.

According to Barlow, “Wildlife watchers near Aurora Australis’ bridge first thought it was a relaxing seal but it was soon apparent it was rectangular in shape.” And, some say, startlingly similar to the monolith in 2001 A Space Odyssey...http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/01/mysterious-block-of-wood-discovered-on-iceberg-at-magnetic-south-pole/

[ShortJohnSilver]

Surely a piece of wreckage from a boat that floated there?

[Neuro]

Surely a piece of wreckage from a boat that floated there?
How did it end up on top of the ice berg?

[Gaillo]

Top 10 contenders for GS-US "Polar Wood" phenomenon:

10 - It's one of those TPTB polar "Wood Vaults" we hear so much about
9 - It's the leftover from a boating accident
8 - Great Value Mysterious Wood
7 - Stoneage HAARP remnant
6 - Wood Is Money
5 - It's the artificial "Wood vs. Ice" political dichotomy
4 - Quick! Stab it in the woodie!
3 - I think that wood is hook-knot crooked - obviously Jewish!
2 - It's just someone delivering "physical" wood from a COMEX account
1 - Leftover Atlantean alien lizard-wood hybrid DNA material after the pole shift caused by ancient sun phase change.

Thank you, thank you... I'm here every night. No autographs please, just throw (real) money! ;D

[DMac]

It's a coffin for the last polar bear that died in Antarctica due to global warming, obviously...

[ximmy]

part of noah's ark ;D

[Serpo]

Top 10 contenders for GS-US "Polar Wood" phenomenon:

10 - It's one of those TPTB polar "Wood Vaults" we hear so much about
9 - It's the leftover from a boating accident
8 - Great Value Mysterious Wood
7 - Stoneage HAARP remnant
6 - Wood Is Money
5 - It's the artificial "Wood vs. Ice" political dichotomy
4 - Quick! Stab it in the woodie!
3 - I think that wood is hook-knot crooked - obviously Jewish!
2 - It's just someone delivering "physical" wood from a COMEX account
1 - Leftover Atlantean alien lizard-wood hybrid DNA material after the pole shift caused by ancient sun phase change.

Thank you, thank you... I'm here every night. No autographs please, just throw (real) money! ;D


You forgot no.11 from space odyssey 2001

[Korbin Dallas]

Look closer, it's a sign that says: Coming Soon! Walmart.

[Serpo]

Dosnt look like a giant dommino because you cant see any white dots on it :sun:

[Neuro]

A piano?

[Nordmann]

WOW! A block of wood! That is some outrageous shit right there.

[Neuro]

I know...

It's a distraction!

[Book]

:)

[osoab]

Probably the remainder of Shackelton's Scotch.

[k-os]

Split a piece of wood; I am there.

[Libertarian_Guard]

I'm so excited about this thread, that I'm begininng to show wood.

[Low_five]

Its a piece of pirate wood.

sorry my jokes arent as good as everyone elses.

[solid]

Let's all get a billion dollar yacht, and go down there to check it out. We can get .gov to fund the project. Team GSUS wood research project.

[willie pete]

part of noah's ark ;D



you beat me to it ximmy...that's was my first thought :D

[platinumdude]

It probably fell off a plane.

[Cobalt]

It's a research project funded by a 20 million dollar grant, they want to learn if you stuff an old rotten board in the ice cap will it grow into a tree.

[keehah]

How did it end up on top of the ice berg?
I expect much like garbage gets to the top of Mount Everest.

[Trinity]

part of noah's ark ;D


I am willing to bet it is part of Noah's ark also ximmy. If it isn't I will eat a cardboard box or my wife's meatloaf (same difference).

[Bullion_Bob]

Al Gore predicted this. That right there is what you call the most severe example of global warming ever documented. Here we have ice bypassing the water stage altogether, and turning directly into milled lumber.

Frightening.

or...

a bunch of drunk guys on a ship tossing shit off the bow at 3am to see who can win "hit the iceberg".

[milehi]

The deposed Antarctican president dropped a box of gold while fleeing.

[Neuro]

The deposed Antarctican president dropped a box of gold while fleeing.
Hitler?

[Serpo]

And for an encore.......

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/01/24/2031940/mysterious-grand-piano-found-on.html##ixzz1CAHeT7go

[JohnQPublic]

Mysterious Block of Wood Discovered on Iceberg at Magnetic South Pole

Maybe it's ironwood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironwood)! :D

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[Ares]

<img src="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-2/2001-a-space-odyssey-ape-monolith.jpg"/>

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE!

[Buddha]

It's just another tool that TPTB use to control us...

[ximmy]

Out one day
walking one day
with you hallelujah
We found a wood with Trolly's on wheels
rolling all around the icy hills
and just as soon it had slipped into
the sleepy dusk it's not very likely
that we'll see it again :P

[Neuro]

Antarctica wood
On the magnetic south pole
Oh the mystery

[Camp Bassfish]

Natalie Wood???

[Awoke]

Dammit! I was looking for that!

[gunDriller]

OMG they found my surfboard !

but the "AI RIP" sticker fell off :-\