DNA Links Grocery Clerk To Semen Found In Yogurt Sample Eaten By Woman

[uncletonoose]

Laboratory tests have confirmed that semen found in a yogurt sample consumed by a New Mexico woman matches the DNA of a grocery store employee who was suspected in the tainting case, according to police.

The results linking Anthony Garcia, 31, to the revolting January 25 incident at Albuquerque’s Sunflower Farmers Market were received today by investigators, according to Sergeant Trish Hoffman, an Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson.

Hoffman added that probers are mulling whether to file state or federal charges against Garcia in connection with the yogurt adulteration.

A January 28 search warrant authorized police to obtain blood and DNA samples from Garcia, who is currently jailed on unrelated charges. The warrant was secured after it was determined that the yogurt sample tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva.

According to a police report, the female victim, 28, was shopping with her daughter when approached by a “pushy” Garcia, who offered her the yogurt sample. After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/new-mexico/dna-links-grocery-clerk-semen-found-yogurt-sample-eaten-woman-010209003202011

[Gangsta99]

Well that is one way to spread your seed.

[ximmy]

eek... It's good that this is being probed further...

"Hoffman added that probers are mulling"

[Bullion_Bob]

"I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

Weeks later she was quoted saying her hair has never been shinier.

[ximmy]

"I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

Weeks later she was quoted saying her hair has never been shinier.


Searching for more, she discovered it is a rather tedious process of production... small batches have to be gathered & combined from various sources across Greek lands.

[Book]

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Soylent Yogurt

[Bullion_Bob]

"I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

Weeks later she was quoted saying her hair has never been shinier.


Searching for more, she discovered it is a rather tedious process of production... small batches have to be gathered & combined from various sources across Greek lands.


"Our high protein Greek yogurt is intimately produced in small hand batches. With the latest increase in production, our employees have never been happier."

[General of Darkness]

The joys of divershity.

[Book]

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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1098/1366554405_58622791a3.jpg?v=0

Flavored coffee is a multi-million dollar market with women now. Starbucks will rush to cater to this special market...

[ximmy]

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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1098/1366554405_58622791a3.jpg?v=0

Flavored coffee is a multi-million dollar market with women now. Starbucks will rush to cater to this special market...


Men are lining up for job interviews, for self-serve centers... they are being called today's new "soda jerks"

[Bullion_Bob]

Here at HP Greek, every member of our male staff regularly volunteers for overtime. They put in long hard shifts, often coming in on the weekends to meet the rise in demand.

:D

[ximmy]

The irony of this story is that Garcia will now get his fill of man gravy pumped up his ass and also his tonsils will get plastered on a regular basis. I wonder if he likes the taste of sperm tails?



no no.. this guy will "get off" with a slap on the pee-pee... the guy who let his dog kill the raccoon... he will go to prison...

http://gold-silver.us/forum/general-discussion/man-faces-misdemeanor-charge-of-animal-cruelty-after-his-dog-kills-young-raccoon/

[ArgenteumTelum]

Hmmmmm....what does "currently being held on unrelated charges" mean?

[Ponce]

She said that "it tasted like semen"......wowwwwwww what an expert.........I wonder if my special Cuban semen taste like the common American semen? hahahahahaahahahah

[ShortJohnSilver]

Searching for more, she discovered it is a rather tedious process of production... small batches have to be gathered & combined from various sources across Greek lands.


"Greek lands" or "Greek lads" ?

[JDRock]

garcia what a surprize. :oo-->

[BrewTech]

She said that "it tasted like semen"......wowwwwwww what an expert.........I wonder if my special Cuban semen taste like the common American semen? hahahahahaahahahah



After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

I've thought about this, and the only thing I can think is that this chick must have given a lot of charity blowjobs, for her to be such an expert in the taste of semen, but consider it "gross and disgusting"...

[Twisted Titan]

Why the hell did she take the "free" sample???

Say no thank you and keep waking.

My spidey senses would have been going bonkers.

[gunny highway]

ROFLMAO! boy, did somebody fuck up here. this is no longer a simple romantic interlude in the dairy cooler, it is now a sexual assault case. you can't make this shit up.

[JDRock]

if you think this doesnt happen in EVERY food service place where minorities work, your naiive.