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Serpo
17th February 2011, 01:43 PM
Ram's testicles are so passe - this year extreme foodies wanting a real taste test will be lining up for a shot of stallion semen.

Horse semen shots, to be followed with a swig of energy drink, are the new kids on the kitchen block at the famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month.

The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake, of Christchurch, who says he came up with the idea after hearing about people drinking bull's semen.

"I thought, horses are all testosterone, they have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards," Kerslake said.

"It's all safe - we're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use. It will be like a milkshake."

Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured, and there might even be a possibility punters could request a particular horse.

The shot would be washed down with an energy drink called "Powerhorse", which was similar to Red Bull.

"We didn't want to use Red Bull cos that gives the idea of a bull, not a horse," Kerslake said.

Though he was yet to try a shot - saying he wasn't qualified to judge on taste - Kerslake was sure the shots would be a big drawcard for the festival.

Wildfoods spokeswoman Megan Wilson said the semen shots would definitely be "for the brave".

"But I don't think it's that disgusting. We never think anything is disgusting."

Other delicacies on this years' menu were Weka and Pukeko.

Though Weka is protected in New Zealand, it is legal to hunt the bird in the Chatham Islands, as long as hunters do not sell the meat.

Department of Conservation spokesman Rory Newsam said they would advise the Wildfoods organisers to make sure they were clear about the regulations before offering either bird.

"We don't want the organisers inadvertently breaching any of these protections and so we'd advise them to check the protections closely before they go ahead with their plans," he said.

Kaio (sea tulip) shots, raw and cooked scorpions, and several scrumptious but less adventurous treats like venison chilli and garlic sea cucumber were also on the list.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/4673865/Horse-semen-shots-on-Wild-Foods-menu

snapon
17th February 2011, 05:04 PM
Let me guess....its good for your hair?

Neuro
17th February 2011, 05:09 PM
This is sick! The only reason is to shock and get publicity.

ximmy
17th February 2011, 05:21 PM
Oh good... it's not disgusting... see, they even say so...

"But I don't think it's that disgusting. We never think anything is disgusting."

milehi
17th February 2011, 05:37 PM
They should have a half price option for those that don't swallow.

Antonio
17th February 2011, 06:03 PM
It is difficult for me not to go on a long rant in such cases. I`ll do the difficult and will refrain from my usual 4-letter-word-infested psychoanalysis.

Instead I`ll give some clinical info. Semen contains no testosterone, it has high quality protein and a lot of zinc.
When I was training in USSR in the late `80`s I knew for a fact that the female members of the Olympic and State teams would go around the male side of the dorm and give blowjobs to about 20-30 guys every morning. They did this before competing.They would usually catch the guys half-asleep, knock on the doors and start milking them in completely business-like manner.

SLV^GLD
17th February 2011, 06:12 PM
And raw cow's milk remains a jailable offense...

JJ.G0ldD0t
17th February 2011, 06:43 PM
aww maaannn.

I WAS EATING!

totally lost my appetite >:(

ShortJohnSilver
17th February 2011, 06:45 PM
And raw cow's milk remains a jailable offense...


Hmm, maybe the fix is in the labeling ...

Hillbilly
17th February 2011, 08:03 PM
I had not idea the great perks of being a male gymnast ;D

But If there was not testosterone why did they do it?



It is difficult for me not to go on a long rant in such cases. I`ll do the difficult and will refrain from my usual 4-letter-word-infested psychoanalysis.

Instead I`ll give some clinical info. Semen contains no testosterone, it has high quality protein and a lot of zinc.
When I was training in USSR in the late `80`s I knew for a fact that the female members of the Olympic and State teams would go around the male side of the dorm and give blowjobs to about 20-30 guys every morning. They did this before competing.They would usually catch the guys half-asleep, knock on the doors and start milking them in completely business-like manner.

Antonio
17th February 2011, 08:14 PM
I had not idea the great perks of being a male gymnast ;D

But If there was not testosterone why did they do it?



It is difficult for me not to go on a long rant in such cases. I`ll do the difficult and will refrain from my usual 4-letter-word-infested psychoanalysis.

Instead I`ll give some clinical info. Semen contains no testosterone, it has high quality protein and a lot of zinc.
When I was training in USSR in the late `80`s I knew for a fact that the female members of the Olympic and State teams would go around the male side of the dorm and give blowjobs to about 20-30 guys every morning. They did this before competing.They would usually catch the guys half-asleep, knock on the doors and start milking them in completely business-like manner.



They believed that this kind of breakfast improved performance. I`m sure they didn`t delude themselves that it contained testosterone. The ladies were injecting steroids anyway, this made them super-horny. The dudes were also exploding due to the same therapy. The ladies would hastily milk any dude they saw, didn`t know their names. Since the dudes were members of the team, they were guaranteed to be free of STDs so there was zero risk.

I used to ROFL when I first learned about this. Those were the perks of being on the Russian team.
Also, all the female gymnasts and swimmers got pregnant by their coaches right b4 competing. Early pregnancy creates a hormonal storm which gave them extra competitive edge. After the competition they would abort.

Serpo
17th February 2011, 09:09 PM
It is difficult for me not to go on a long rant in such cases. I`ll do the difficult and will refrain from my usual 4-letter-word-infested psychoanalysis.

Instead I`ll give some clinical info. Semen contains no testosterone, it has high quality protein and a lot of zinc.
When I was training in USSR in the late `80`s I knew for a fact that the female members of the Olympic and State teams would go around the male side of the dorm and give blowjobs to about 20-30 guys every morning. They did this before competing.They would usually catch the guys half-asleep, knock on the doors and start milking them in completely business-like manner.


Ah so thats their secret, the females end up with breaking records and the men ,well they failed to preform....hahaha

General of Darkness
17th February 2011, 09:24 PM
i bet if I started a company saying if I shoved my "special" corn cob up your ass you'd lose weight, I'd probably make a few million. We are in the beginnings of Idiocracy.

This is really a shame. Up until the jew took power I think the human race had a good chance. Those of us posting will all be dead before humans are done, but we will have front row seats to the end.

vacuum
17th February 2011, 10:01 PM
I wonder how much human semen is going to be in the mix?

TheNocturnalEgyptian
17th February 2011, 11:54 PM
Paging The Free Market, clean up on isle everywhere, due to lack of demand.