Log in

View Full Version : Crimes in my Micky Mouse town........by me.



Ponce
20th February 2011, 09:27 AM
Well folks, just found out the stat for all crimes in my little town.....where all crime rate average for the nation is a 5 the ones in my town is from 7 to 8.5........that includes burglary and so on, the only one that is average is rape (surprised that is that high, the way that women look here).

I now feel better for having the alarms that I have spread out on my property and maybe that's why I haven't been hit YET........where there is a will there is a way........I was thinking of "hiding" my most valuable assets, but hell, they can break into my home and in 2 minutes walk away with $10.000......I have three painting that I bought for $4,000 and now are worth $18,000 and the reason for that is that they came out in a book published by the UN a few years ago, one buyer contacted the painter and offered to buy all three of them.

I may have to build a bomb proof bunker for my tp.....now I am really scared :oo-->

General of Darkness
20th February 2011, 10:28 AM
What's your address again? ;D

mick silver
20th February 2011, 10:30 AM
you better get that razor wire up are all your tp will be gone

Ponce
20th February 2011, 11:59 AM
Danm you guys :-[........ Ponce<--------walking right now to get his razor wire.

mick silver
20th February 2011, 02:06 PM
you need some help with your wire

Ponce
20th February 2011, 02:12 PM
That's smart, but not THAT smart ;D