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Serpo
23rd February 2011, 12:53 PM
A Florida woman allegedly went ballistic on her roommate because she believed the woman had gobbled her Girl Scout cookies.

Hersha Howard was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police.

The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Jasmin Wanke around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanke told authorities.

The chocolate-coated mint wafers are one of the most popular of the Girl Scout varieties, and are only available once a year.

The two argued about the cookies, then Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face. They fought until Wanke's husband pulled them apart.

Howard then allegedly chased after Wanke with a pair of scissors, police were told. Howard ditched the cutting implements, however, and instead picked up a board and whacked Wanke.

The fight moved into the kitchen, where Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke again. As they fought, Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times.

Wanke's husband once against separated the pair, and kept Howard restrained until cops arrived, police said.

Howard was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/02/22/2011-02-22_florida_woman_busted_for_assaulting_roommate_ov er_girl_scout_cookies.html

milehi
23rd February 2011, 12:56 PM
Yo mama's so fat she she eats thick mints.

Serpo
23rd February 2011, 01:09 PM
Thin mints sound better as the more you eat the thinner you get....

RJB
23rd February 2011, 01:13 PM
Darn, if only someone had videoed this event :oo-->

Neuro
23rd February 2011, 02:39 PM
I beg your pardon I have to go and have a Wanke after reading this...

Publico Pro Se
23rd February 2011, 02:47 PM
Well, they were Girl Scout Thin Mints cookies. The chimp-out wasn't over some run-o'-the mill cookie like Keebler Elf Fudge Shoppe Cookies. Thin Mints ... what's wrong with you all?

RJB
23rd February 2011, 02:53 PM
I beg your pardon I have to go and have a Wanke after reading this...
I don't feel like having a Wanke after seeing her photo.

Serpo
23rd February 2011, 03:00 PM
I beg your pardon I have to go and have a Wanke after reading this...


Yes one of the more ,how shall we say ,unusual last names...

Neuro
23rd February 2011, 03:02 PM
I beg your pardon I have to go and have a Wanke after reading this...
I don't feel like having a Wanke after seeing her photo.
Don't look at her photo. Wanke is to forget this ever happened...

mike88
23rd February 2011, 03:30 PM
TNB

ShortJohnSilver
23rd February 2011, 03:52 PM
Notice she is sanpaku.

Spectrism
23rd February 2011, 06:42 PM
I hate to think how violent it would have been if it were chicken mignuggets.

osoab
23rd February 2011, 06:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y54yESyq6Io&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=player_embedded

Mouse
23rd February 2011, 09:13 PM
Cookie Monster put a cap in yer ass, biyatch! Cooookie!