Burglars on my property.........

[Ponce]

Last night righ after going to bed one of my 10 driveways alarm went off, took a quick look at my property map to see which one it was and and I truned on one of the spot lights for that area and left it on for two minutes......went off again at 3 am and did the same thing.........this morning went to check out the area and saw the foot print's coming and going from the back of the propery, the incoming were shor steps and controlled and the outgoing were long steps and with the rear part of the heel making the deeper mark on the snow.....he was running.

Very dizzy this morning and already took one of my dizzy pills that the doc gave me, wont post much today, all that I can do is to seat here and let it go away by itself.

[Plastic]

Looks like he thinks your flood light is motion activated instead of manual and was looking for a way around.

Hope you feel better soon.

[SLV^GLD]

Trespassers, not burglars (yet). :P

[Road Runner]

Hope you feel better real soon, Ponce. Hope you don't start having troubles with tresspassers!

[solid]

Ponce, take pictures and document the size/shape/distance apart of those footprints. That way if it happens again in the future, you can see if you are being targeted by the same guy. Also, note if one foot is slanted more than the other.

Good to hear your alarm system works. Hopefully this was just an isolated incident.

[Buster]

Might be time to call for reinforcements. Do you have relatives that live nearby and can help you out occasionally?

Do you have a dog for company and guard duty?

You take care of yourself there Ponce.

[Cobalt]

Sounds like it is time to install some game cameras.


Hope you get feeling better soon

[mightymanx]

Time to pick up that razor wire off of craigslist.

He could also be someone investigating the rumors of a Oregon based cuban run FEMA camp. You might want to listen to Alex Jones and see if you are going to be a star. ;D

[Publico Pro Se]

Just checking out your supply of firewood.

[Ponce]

Hello gang, it was a false a lert because it looks like I am going to live.....the dizzy pill is taking affect and I feel about 60% better.............the main trouble is when I lay down in bed, that's when I am dizzy all the time and in a way is good because it helps me to go to sleep faster, I "think" that this is the way that a drunken person feels.

Like said before have plenty of heating oil and plenty of firewood...........thanks to one and all.

[Spectrism]

People prowling around at that hour is a MAJOR concern. It tells me that they are not out for a casual walk and that they are ambitious enough to scope things out at their inconvenience.

It is like a military recconnaissance. They are probing for weaknesses and opportunities. Find a way to change things out so the next time they are surprised. Since you are alone, maybe you can look at where they walked and place some trip wires. This is where you would also like to have a trusted neighbor nearby to run backup.

[StreetsOfGold]

IF possible make a cast of the footprint. Most dizzyness is casued by a disruption of the inner ear. Take care

[mick silver]

ponce load the guns . it look like someone may be looking to get around your stuff . hey when you feel better maybe look an see were the tracks go . then make a trap for them . ponce you need a dog

[mick silver]

http://www.basspro.com/ATN-Viper-1-Night-Vision-Goggle/product/10216832/-1711370

[Horn]

You haven't seen any unusual looking hummingbirds around the property?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMi-35X-pGg

[hoarder]

ponce load the guns . it look like someone may be looking to get around your stuff . hey when you feel better maybe look an see were the tracks go . then make a trap for them . ponce you need a dog
Quoted for truth. Forget about stupid cats, get a dog!.....or two!

[PatColo]

ponce load the guns . it look like someone may be looking to get around your stuff . hey when you feel better maybe look an see were the tracks go . then make a trap for them . ponce you need a dog
Quoted for truth. Forget about stupid cats, get a dog!.....or two!


I agree, and seem to recall everyone saying the same thing when Ponce told us he was depressed at his cat dying.

Cats aren't very emotional or devoted to their owners; they're mostly into their "territory", and a human only insofar as humans will pet them and stimulate them. Cats are basically selfish, "users" of humans, and useless as far as security.

Dogs are emotional, they're truly happy to see you, panting & crying and wagging their tail and wanting to kiss (lick) you all over the face if you allow it. Dogs' primary devotion is to their owners.

A dog will enhance your security, and bring your great company and joy. Get a dog, Ponce!

"If you need a friend, get a dog." -Gordon Gecko

[JDRock]

this will become more common as silver approaches $50.00 they wernt after your meatloaf recipe...

[hoarder]

Ponce? Sorry for the derail.

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs are excited by rough play.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs understand that farts are funny.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.

Dogs like beer.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

Dogs don't worry about germs.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want foot-rubs.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs can't talk. Dogs aren't catty.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

[Ponce]

Thanks guys......silver? I did respond to your email, thanks.......two of my three cats used to act as my guard dogs, whenever there was something outside they use to run to the window and make this weird sound, it was the only time that they used to make it, the little female learned this from the male cat.........same way that the male cat thought her how to drink water with her paw........female cat right handed and male cat left handed.

Even now the sun is shinning bright but still 31 degrees out there and the wind is blowing, no way in hell will I play cop and robber now...............I'm retired ;D........plenty time later on to make the hole in the back of my property larger :conf: later on.

LOL hoarder.

[Horn]

Dogs wouldn't stand a chance vs. a humming bird.

[Ponce]

Horn? my little female cat, now gone, cought 2 humming birds, one in CA and one here in OR......plus two bats, don't ask me how...........those micro drones would had been only a snack for her.

[Korbin Dallas]

Use these with blanks, and tripwire. They will never come back.

http://www.firequest.com/HV005.html

[platinumdude]

That was me. I was trying to see that giant pile of TP in person.

[hoarder]

That was me. I was trying to see that giant pile of TP in person.
Everybody on GIM1 and GSUS knows what the sign in Ponce's yard looks like. He says he has a massive hoard of TP and silver. He says he's in his 70's and lives alone. Prime suspects: GIMers/GSUSers.

You never should have admitted you had all that TP.

[Spectrism]

That was me. I was trying to see that giant pile of TP in person.
Everybody on GIM1 and GSUS knows what the sign in Ponce's yard looks like. He says he has a massive hoard of TP and silver. He says he's in his 70's and lives alone. Prime suspects: GIMers/GSUSers.

You never should have admitted you had all that TP.


Let's do some detective work.

782 members on GSUS
320+ guests /visitors having access to the knowledge
========
1102 suspects

It is a well known scientific fact that the TPD Index (Toilet Paper Desperation) has increased slightly over the last 3 months and some are actually projecting it to double over the next 3 months. This increases the range of travel and impetus for seeking hoards of toilet paper from 366 miles to 587 miles.

If we consider only those living within (or having travelled to within that range for other reasons) that zone from our suspects, we find that we narrow down the suspect list 87 candidates.

Of those 87, we need to eliminate the 27% who would never act on their inclinations if it meant going to a snow-covered place and walking in the middle of the night. Now we are down to 24 candidates.

Of those 24, we can also eliminate the 2% of... let's call them Cheryl Crows... who don't use toilet paper but are also included in our total list. 2% of 1102 is 22 people. This leaves only 2 suspects from the whole list.

I had to hack into the database to get the URLs and scan their profiles. I think I know who it is. I will reserve that revelation and see if anyone else figures this out.


BTW- you 22 Cheryl Crows out there really give me the willies.

[Ponce]

Take my silver but leave my tp........or give me death.

By the way, even with the sun shinning, all day long, for the past three days the snow around here is still frozen and with no new snow.

[Jersey Thursday]

Use these with blanks, and tripwire. They will never come back.

http://www.firequest.com/HV005.html


That thing is brilliant in its simplicity.
I didn’t know there was such a thing as 12ga. pepper.
Hit a trip wire and getting a blast of pepper in the face would send the message you know they’re snooping around... and aren’t wanted.

http://www.firequest.com/media/products/HV005.jpg

[Ponce]

I make my own tripwire shootgun booby traps, cost me about a buck and half.........first one I set up went off about 6 inches from my face, the scond one scared the hell out of someone, I don't know who because I waesn't here that day........ by the way, that's a good remainder to put one back again in the back gate.

[Korbin Dallas]

You could: http://www.firequest.com/G12-019.html

[Horn]

You could: http://www.firequest.com/G12-019.html


Pepper on one side, salt the other, then invite me over for dinner, Ponce.

[Ponce]

Woke this morning dizzy once again.....last night I was getting dizzy and got up at 1:30, took a dizzy pill and stayed up til 2:30 .......took another pill a few minutes ago, will call the VA in a while to make an appointment with an ear Dr and a neuro sergeon.........is either something wrong with my ears or the flow of blood to my brain, will see.............I would feel really sorry if I were to die, I mean, what the hell would you guys do without me around here?, for my part it would be A OK to die in my sleep, wanna see my cat again :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo hahahahahahaha.

[sirgonzo420]

Woke this morning dizzy once again.....last night I was getting dizzy and got up at 1:30, took a dizzy pill and stayed up til 2:30 .......took another pill a few minutes ago, will call the VA in a while to make an appointment with an ear Dr and a neuro sergeon.........is either something wrong with my ears or the flow of blood to my brain, will see.............I would feel really sorry if I were to die, I mean, what the hell would you guys do without me around here?, for my part it would be A OK to die in my sleep, wanna see my cat again :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo hahahahahahaha.


Take it easy, Ponce.


Also, if you need my mailing address for your will, PM me!


;D

[zap]

Good Morning Ponce,
My mom had her carotid artery cleaned out a few months ago and after the surgery for about 3 months she felt dizzy, and she had good blood flow to the brain. She wasn't dizzy before, she thinks it was her blood pressure meds that were causing the dizziness, are you on BP meds?

Good go to the Dr I gotta run.

[Ponce]

Because my BP has ALWAYS been high my Dr don't believe me and keeps on givng me pills, I buy the pills and put them in my frig......have a very nice collection now ;D..............however.......I have been hit on the head so many time that it probably has to do something with that, in 1966 or 67 I did die in the hospital when a friend sent me over his shoulder and I landed on my head............pill taking affect, fell less dizzy now...........tell you this much, in a way I would hate to die now because I know that TSHTF is about to happen, I would hate to missed the fun.

And don't worry guys, in my last will and testament each of you will be getting a roll of tp and a one oz of silver hahahaahahahaha.

[Ponce]

Called VA, gave my simptoms, want me to drive 2 hours to hospital for urgent care and head scand.........see ya later.

[MNeagle]

Oh man, I hope you're safe/o.k. to drive!

Be careful Ponce.

[Horn]

Called VA, gave my simptoms, want me to drive 2 hours to hospital for urgent care and head scand.........see ya later.


Keep us posted on the results of the head scanner.

Hopefully the Hospital has enough power to complete it in one session... :)

[agnut]

Hi all. I tried to call Ponce today and I guess he had already left for the head scan. Hopefully he will be back in a few hours.

Many times I have asked him to move near me so that we can be even bigger pains in the ass to each other but he has said that it is too much to make the move. Besides, he likes where he lives.

I don’t know about you but Ponce has changed my way of looking at dealing with life and the future like no one else.

Oh well, I guess we will hear word soon. I’m sure Ponce will post as soon as he is back.

Everybody please pray for our prolific yet curmudgeony (sp.) GS-US guru.

Best wishes Ponce,

Agnut

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.

[Ponce]

Ponce is back...........according to them is a combination of hipper tenssion and high plood preassure I know tha they are wrongt, bu let see long it will take them to find out the truth.

Another head scan and another test for my heart with thingies sticking from everywhere.........anyway have to go back on the 16 for wom more tests............love long and prosper Poce ;D

[Cobalt]

They have a good reason why they call it "practicing medicine" :oo-->

Glad you made it home okay

[Antonio]

Great to see you back,bro! Hope you research every med the sheenie docs are pushing on you b4 you swallow even one pill.
Cats love you!

[zap]

Ponce is back...........according to them is a combination of hipper tenssion and high plood preassure I know tha they are wrongt, bu let see long it will take them to find out the truth.

Another head scan and another test for my heart with thingies sticking from everywhere.........anyway have to go back on the 16 for wom more tests............love long and prosper Poce ;D


Take care of yourself Ponce, High BP and Hypertension are one in the same, Please listen to the white coats and get your blood pressure down, you don't want to have a stroke.

[Antonio]

Ponce, trade some TP for a case of Carlson Super Omega Fish Oil, this will help to control blood pressure (plus lots of other wonderful benefits).

[solid]

Ponce, trade some TP for a case of Carlson Super Omega Fish Oil, this will help to control blood pressure (plus lots of other wonderful benefits).


This is good advise. I read if everyone took fish oil, heart disease would drop by 50%. Take your fish oil, ponce!

[Antonio]

Ponce, trade some TP for a case of Carlson Super Omega Fish Oil, this will help to control blood pressure (plus lots of other wonderful benefits).


This is good advise. I read if everyone took fish oil, heart disease would drop by 50%. Take your fish oil, ponce!


Also, trade 1 SAE for a bottle of high-dose Q10 from a reputable company, get 400mg caps from Now.

[zap]

Ponce, trade some TP for a case of Carlson Super Omega Fish Oil, this will help to control blood pressure (plus lots of other wonderful benefits).


This is good advise. I read if everyone took fish oil, heart disease would drop by 50%. Take your fish oil, ponce!


Also, trade 1 SAE for a bottle of high-dose Q10 from a reputable company, get 400mg caps from Now.


I think it is CQ-10

[SLV^GLD]

Co-enzyme Q10

[JDRock]

Ponce, trade some TP for a case of Carlson Super Omega Fish Oil, this will help to control blood pressure (plus lots of other wonderful benefits).


Word.

[mick silver]

what does Co-enzyme Q10 do to help you ?

[SLV^GLD]

what does Co-enzyme Q10 do to help you ?
Well, mick, that depends on what condition your condition is in. You, see, for an otherwise healthy human on a normal nutritious diet it seems extraneous to supplement with Co-Q10. There are conditions under which it very much proves advantageous to supplement, especially when the health is poor and there are other drugs in use to treat the unwellness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coenzyme_Q10

In Ponce's situation there is a high blood pressure condition being treated with Western medicine and Co-Q10 supplementation would likely deliver some benefit.

[Antonio]

See, the Jew doc Antonio gives good free advice while you thought all sheenie docs are out to kill you and take all your money at the same time.

Save money on supplements big time here:
http://www.luckyvitamin.com/sb-carlson-super-omega

[Ponce]

Bull crap..........Anatonio only want's my tp........ :P

[steel_ag]

isn't cayenne pepper good for you too? I have some twice a day with my V8

[Ponce]

Love you guys ......... but ......... if I were to take all the supplements that you tell me to take I'll be dead faster than because of my hBP hahahahahaahah.........for your own good Ponce, we have to kill you :boohoo

[Antonio]

Love you guys ......... but ......... if I were to take all the supplements that you tell me to take I'll be dead faster than because of my hBP hahahahahaahah.........for your own good Ponce, we have to kill you :boohoo

Look, when you have a hypertension attack, take a water pill like Lasix but make sure you have enough potassium in your system. Otherwise rely on good food,exercise and certain supplements. Do not become dependant on BP medications. Do you know what`s causing your BP? Any heart problems,tachicardia etc? May wanna take Toprol for that once in a while, if that`s the case. Any kidney problems? BP is a symptom of other diseases,its treatment must be taylored to the exact cause.

PS. Shit,Mambony ain`t around so I`ll be in charge of this GSUS triage for a while. At least I can take vital signs and find a vein ;).

[Mouse]

Love you guys ......... but ......... if I were to take all the supplements that you tell me to take I'll be dead faster than because of my hBP hahahahahaahah.........for your own good Ponce, we have to kill you :boohoo

Look, when you have a hypertension attack, take a water pill like Lasix but make sure you have enough potassium in your system. Otherwise rely on good food,exercise and certain supplements. Do not become dependant on BP medications. Do you know what`s causing your BP? Any heart problems,tachicardia etc? May wanna take Toprol for that once in a while, if that`s the case. Any kidney problems? BP is a symptom of other diseases,its treatment must be taylored to the exact cause.

PS. shit,Mambony ain`t around so I`ll be in charge of this GSUS triage for a while. At least I can take vital signs and find a vein ;).




He's still alive. Better give him another bump.

[silver solution]

Take care of yourself Ponce, High BP and Hypertension are one in the same, Please listen to the white coats and get your blood pressure down, you don't want to have a stroke.
[/quote] Yes do that or there will be people from all over the world going to Oregon digging big holes.

Maybe you should start eating dark chocolate and fucking (a) or many whores for exercise.

If you got to get in shape that is the best way. It could be pricy. Doctors can even give you pills so the work outs go good.

I do offer protection services, big guns, big dogs and I will travel but I'm sure you will think I'm way to pricy;-)

Don't be too cheap to the whores as you will need them over and over again for this work out program. When you are feeling better slow down on the pills till you wean off of them but don't stop working out with the whores.

Have fun.