How to keep cats away

[Kali]

Anyone have any tips to keep neighbors cats out of my front yard?

I have a dog in backyard which keeps them away but looking for something in front yard to use.

My neighbors would probably flip if they see me set a trap...so I'm wondering if there's a certain plant or scent they stay away from.

The cats been pissing all over my yard and stinking up the place. One got into my truck the other day and took a piss. Then a couple weeks earlier I had one piss on a box I had delivered which damaged some clothing we had ordered.

I'm going to have to poison them if I cant come up with any other options.

I figure if people want to let their cats run around like wild animals I'm going to have to treat them as such.

[Antonio]

I'm going to have to poison them if I cant come up with any other options.


One will not have any luck for 7 years if he/she accidentally kills a cat. I don`t want to imagine what happens to those who kill cats on purpose.

PS. Would lots of cayenne sprinkled around do the trick of keeping them away? I`ve no idea, I`ve always wanted to keep them as close to me as possible.

[sweetdeems]

SirGonzo has been fussing about the cats around our house.

They're pretty gross and our neighbors keep feeding them :(

[platinumdude]

Maybe try some mothballs.

[SLV^GLD]

Low speed BBs applied when the animal least expects it tends to learn them where your territory lines lay after 2 or 3 applications. Sounds cruel but it really isn't. Keep velocity below penetration levels and you are actually speaking the animal's language.

[Antonio]

If I had a cat problem around my property I would spinkle catnip all over. It`s one problem I want to have.

[Cebu_4_2]

Yes mothballs work good but be careful on placing then, they will kill plants and stuff and they stink so you don't want them near any windows or doors you open. It will kill a 6 inch circle if you throw them on your lawn.

[sirgonzo420]

If I had a cat problem around my property I would spinkle catnip all over. It`s one problem I want to have.


You must like cat shit.

I think I'm gonna go with SLV^GLD's idea and get one of those little BB guns.

[StackerKen]

Ive been thinking I need to get some cats to live in my yard.
The dang mice population has really taken off the past couple years with out them. :-\

[Mad_Max]

If the SHTF they might make a meal.

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=95

[SLV^GLD]

I think I'm gonna go with SLV^GLD's idea and get one of those little BB guns.
You get the bonus effects of improving marksmanship on moving targets and keeping concealed cover.

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

I've had some moderate success with keeping racoons away with powdered cayenne pepper & crushed red pepper.

[platinumdude]

Ive been thinking I need to get some cats to live in my yard.
The dang mice population has really taken off the past couple years with out them. :-\


http://www.familyhandyman.com/DIY-Projects/How-A-House-Works/Protect-Your-Home/how-to-have-a-mouse-free-house

[Libertytree]

I've had some moderate success with keeping racoons away with powdered cayenne pepper & crushed red pepper.


Take HOT Habanero peppers and mash them into a paste adding water until it's soluable enough to run through a squirt bottle. If ya get yourself a quality sprayer (one that sprays at a distance also) you can hit'em in the face and they will NOT coma back! Otherwise, just use the broad sprayer around the perimeter and anything else you want them to avoid. Oh, 2 other things....wear rubber gloves and be careful handling the peppers...and if you add a couple drops of dish liquid it will stick better to what you spray.

I've seen this used with one of those AK type squirt guns ;)

[Kali]

Shootin em with a BB gun would be fun but I don't have all day to be on cat patrol.

I got my truck pissed in again today. Kids left the back door open.

Its poison time.

I'm going to find which neighbor owns these little shits too and throw some of my dogs shit in their vehicles or wherever looks the best when I get there. Maybe their mailbox.

[Antonio]

Shootin em with a BB gun would be fun but I don't have all day to be on cat patrol.

I got my truck pissed in again today. Kids left the back door open.

Its poison time.

I'm going to find which neighbor owns these little shits too and throw some of my dogs shit in their vehicles or wherever looks the best when I get there. Maybe their mailbox.



Bro, I`m a mad cat worshipper. Please, poison your fuckin neighbors instead.

[Kali]

Bro, I`m a mad cat worshipper. Please, poison your fuckin neighbors instead.


Its cat lovers (worshippers) like yourself that I have to watch out for while trying to catch these PESTS pissing all over my shit.

Poison my neighbors instead of the pests?

You got serious issues man.

Get a girlfriend and worship her.

[Antonio]

Bro, I`m a mad cat worshipper. Please, poison your fuckin neighbors instead.


Its cat lovers (worshippers) like yourself that I have to watch out for while trying to catch these PESTS pissing all over my shit.

Poison my neighbors instead of the pests?

You got serious issues man.

Get a girlfriend and worship her.

Also, teaching your kids that trucks have doors wouldn`t be a bad idea.

[woodman]

Low speed BBs applied when the animal least expects it tends to learn them where your territory lines lay after 2 or 3 applications. Sounds cruel but it really isn't. Keep velocity below penetration levels and you are actually speaking the animal's language.


Rat shot in a 22 cal works wonders too. Won't hurt em bad, but it will make them stray elsewhere.

[mick silver]

I've had some moderate success with keeping racoons away with powdered cayenne pepper & crushed red pepper.


Take HOT Habanero peppers and mash them into a paste adding water until it's soluable enough to run through a squirt bottle. If ya get yourself a quality sprayer (one that sprays at a distance also) you can hit'em in the face and they will NOT coma back! Otherwise, just use the broad sprayer around the perimeter and anything else you want them to avoid. Oh, 2 other things....wear rubber gloves and be careful handling the peppers...and if you add a couple drops of dish liquid it will stick better to what you spray.

I've seen this used with one of those AK type squirt guns ;)
and that good for mole also

[woodman]

I have a lot of barn cats. I initially wanted them to keep the rodents down. Now I need a predator to keep the cats down. Actually their numbers are kept somewhat in check by the coyotes. I detest the smell of cat piss\spray and they are constantly dosing my tools and machinery. I think I know where the term "Pissed Off" comes from.

[Kali]

Also, teaching your kids that trucks have doors wouldn`t be a bad idea.


We can keep our vehicle doors open if we want.

It's you cat owners that need to keep your cats off other peoples property.

If you let them run around like wild animals they are going to be dealt with as such.

[Antonio]

Also, teaching your kids that trucks have doors wouldn`t be a bad idea.


We can keep our vehicle doors open if we want.

It's you cat owners that need to keep your cats off other peoples property.

If you let them run around like wild animals they are going to be dealt with as such.



Again, you problem sounds like a human one, not a feline one. Your neighbors seem like shitty people. How many cats are we talking about?
Are they the insane people with 50 cats running around or it`s just a few?

[Rubberchicken]

Live trap and .22 short behind the ear, press the barrel close to the head so there is no report.

[Antonio]

There are so many potentially unlucky people on GSUS.
Everyone is invested in PMs here. I am starting to think metals are in a bubble...

[Tumbleweed]

Get a dog like a german shepard that likes to chase cats. Shoot the tom cats that come around. They are the ones pissing on things.

[woodman]

There are so many potentially unlucky people on GSUS.
Everyone is invested in PMs here. I am starting to think metals are in a bubble...


Could be. 'Course fiat seems to be in a bubble too. As far as cats go, I think they are cool pets and I've had them and enjoyed them for much of my life. Thing is, the line between pet and pest is a thin one.

[Antonio]

There are so many potentially unlucky people on GSUS.
Everyone is invested in PMs here. I am starting to think metals are in a bubble...


Could be. 'Course fiat seems to be in a bubble too. As far as cats go, I think they are cool pets and I've had them and enjoyed them for much of my life. Thing is, the line between pet and pest is a thin one.

There are certain animals that I could kill only if my life was in danger,felines and canines
(though I don`t like dogs, I have enough brains to know their spiritual value).
Many cats and dogs are better friends than humans are. People who kill them score high on the sociopathy scale.

[woodman]

There are so many potentially unlucky people on GSUS.
Everyone is invested in PMs here. I am starting to think metals are in a bubble...


Could be. 'Course fiat seems to be in a bubble too. As far as cats go, I think they are cool pets and I've had them and enjoyed them for much of my life. Thing is, the line between pet and pest is a thin one.

There are certain animals that I could kill only if my life was in danger,felines and canines
(though I don`t like dogs, I have enough brains to know their spiritual value).
Many cats and dogs are better friends than humans are. People who kill them score high on the sociopathy scale.


I have to thank your post because it is very true. I don't know about the sociopathy though. Kipling spoke of the 'uneasy half-soul' of the dog. I'd not call it a half-soul though. I'd call it a full soul. As far as cats go, they are not on the same 'channel' as dogs but they are beings in their own right and should never be hurt lightly.

Cats do kill and fight though. The toms kill the litters of other toms and they fight and raise hell. This is not a pleasant thing to deal with and the sweetest, coolest, most mild-mannered tom cat is a monster when he is out on the prowl.

[Kali]

Get a dog like a german shepard that likes to chase cats. Shoot the tom cats that come around.


Already got the Shepherd, that's who's keeping them out of the backyard.

I borrowed a trap (cage) from a buddy and have a plan...will leave back of SUV open with it in it and catch them there. Neighbors cant see and they sure love to jump into my truck.

Then I'll simply relocate them...maybe drop em off at Antonio's pad.

[Cebu_4_2]

Get a dog like a german shepard that likes to chase cats. Shoot the tom cats that come around.


Already got the Shepherd, that's who's keeping them out of the backyard.

I borrowed a trap (cage) from a buddy and have a plan...will leave back of SUV open with it in it and catch them there. Neighbors cant see and they sure love to jump into my truck.

Then I'll simply relocate them...maybe drop em off at Antonio's pad.


CATS ARE PRETTY KEEN AT FINDING THEIR WAY BACK HOME, EVEN IF TRANSPORTED IN A CAGE. yOU will want to make several turns around a block too mess their compasses up then take them to the designated driver home. A good place would be a farm where they can fend for themselves vs an empty field.

[Antonio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zgQAp7EYw

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece"
Leonardo Da Vinci

[Cebu_4_2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zgQAp7EYw

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece"
Leonardo Da Vinci


I don't think I would hire that cat to play at any parties I would have.

[ximmy]

I used a scarecrow to keep them off the grass... product lasted about 2 months but performed well...

http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/tools/keep-the-kids-cats-off-your-lawn-with-water-122714

[Kali]

That Scarecrow sprinkler comes with a ton of good reviews at Amazon...I just bought one...thanks!

[horseshoe3]

Live trap and .22 short behind the ear, press the barrel close to the head so there is no report.


I had to euthanize one of my cats that got run over. I was amazed at the lack of report.

If I ever build a silencer, I think I will use cat hair.

[woodman]

Live trap and .22 short behind the ear, press the barrel close to the head so there is no report.


I had to euthanize one of my cats that got run over. I was amazed at the lack of report.

If I ever build a silencer, I think I will use cat hair.


The 22 short is pretty quiet no matter how it's fired. Inexpensive ammo too.

[horseshoe3]

This was a .22LR. The sound was similar to a piston type airgun without a projectile. Kind of a muffled thump. I thought it was dud cartridge at first.

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

I used a scarecrow to keep them off the grass... product lasted about 2 months but performed well...

http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/tools/keep-the-kids-cats-off-your-lawn-with-water-122714


Used this on the raccoons and they figured out how to run between the blasts.

[Bullion_Bob]

Shootin em with a BB gun would be fun but I don't have all day to be on cat patrol.

I got my truck pissed in again today. Kids left the back door open.

Its poison time.

I'm going to find which neighbor owns these little shits too and throw some of my dogs shit in their vehicles or wherever looks the best when I get there. Maybe their mailbox.




Because your kids are/were irresponsible, you feel the need to kill your neighbors pets?

Nice neighbor...

[Cebu_4_2]

Shootin em with a BB gun would be fun but I don't have all day to be on cat patrol.

I got my truck pissed in again today. Kids left the back door open.

Its poison time.

I'm going to find which neighbor owns these little shits too and throw some of my dogs shit in their vehicles or wherever looks the best when I get there. Maybe their mailbox.




Because your kids are/were irresponsible, you feel the need to kill your neighbors pets?

Nice neighbor...


Bob you got a bonus point for pointing this out, missed it at first read.

[Awoke]

Airsoft guns work great.

[nunaem]

Airsoft guns work great.


+1


+2 if you get a full-auto one.

[Kali]

Shootin em with a BB gun would be fun but I don't have all day to be on cat patrol.

I got my truck pissed in again today. Kids left the back door open.

Its poison time.

I'm going to find which neighbor owns these little shits too and throw some of my dogs shit in their vehicles or wherever looks the best when I get there. Maybe their mailbox.




Because your kids are/were irresponsible, you feel the need to kill your neighbors pets?

Nice neighbor...


Back door left open as we brought in groceries. They could have closed it a little quicker I guess.

I guess your view is that we cannot leave our vehicle doors open on our property? If we do and something happens tough shit?

Why not just keep your pet to yourself and off my property?

How about if you leave your front door open and my dog goes in and shits on your couch? Twice.

Then a week later he shits on a shipment of boxes on your doorstep as well as stinking up your yard everyday by urinating and shitting in it?

Is your comment to me above going to remain the same?

[Bullion_Bob]

Shootin em with a BB gun would be fun but I don't have all day to be on cat patrol.

I got my truck pissed in again today. Kids left the back door open.

Its poison time.

I'm going to find which neighbor owns these little shits too and throw some of my dogs shit in their vehicles or wherever looks the best when I get there. Maybe their mailbox.




Because your kids are/were irresponsible, you feel the need to kill your neighbors pets?

Nice neighbor...


Back door left open as we brought in groceries. They could have closed it a little quicker I guess.

I guess your view is that we cannot leave our vehicle doors open on our property? If we do and something happens tough shit?

Why not just keep your pet to yourself and off my property?

How about if you leave your front door open and my dog goes in and shits on your couch? Twice.

Then a week later he shits on a shipment of boxes on your doorstep as well as stinking up your yard everyday by urinating and shitting in it?

Is your comment to me above going to remain the same?




If I leave my font door wide open I would hope I still have a couch left to be shat on. It probably doesn't give me free license to hunt down the nearest man or animal, and exact revenge.

I've seen my neighbors dog in my yard a few times, cats come and go, and they leave treats, I don't feel like killing them. If it really got to me I'd get a motion sensitive sprinkler, they work very well on pretty much everything.

Things like this escalate very quickly. Some people consider their pets children, so imagine killing someone's child, and wondering if anyone found out about it.

Imagine the cat crawling home to die a horrific death in front of the family, and them finding out it was poisoned by someone. Bad karma looming right on your doorstep for a long, long time.

[Kali]

If I leave my font door wide open I would hope I still have a couch left to be shat on. It probably doesn't give me free license to hunt down the nearest man or animal, and exact revenge.

I've seen my neighbors dog in my yard a few times, cats come and go, and they leave treats, I don't feel like killing them. If it really got to me I'd get a motion sensitive sprinkler, they work very well on pretty much everything.

Things like this escalate very quickly. Some people consider their pets children, so imagine killing someone's child, and wondering if anyone found out about it.

Imagine the cat crawling home to die a horrific death in front of the family, and them finding out it was poisoned by someone. Bad karma looming right on your doorstep for a long, long time.




We definitely see things very different.

Unfortunately the motion sprinkler mentioned above also sprays my mailman and UPS guy so that didn't end up working. I shouldnt have to find something that works anyways. Its not my duty.

Interesting you mention the "cat crawling home to die" theory as we just had something similar happen near here but with a human.

Some teen went into someones home in what appeared to be a burglary. He was shot by home owner in the face. He took off and made it to his friends home where he died.

If they didnt want to see him die he should have stayed out of someone elses home.

I thought this shit was common sense.

I'm really glad we are not neighbors.

I think those that think like you do should be on some sort of neighbor shit patrol.

You would be the neighborhood peace keepers because as you say this is something that can escalate very quickly.

[Bullion_Bob]

If I leave my font door wide open I would hope I still have a couch left to be shat on. It probably doesn't give me free license to hunt down the nearest man or animal, and exact revenge.

I've seen my neighbors dog in my yard a few times, cats come and go, and they leave treats, I don't feel like killing them. If it really got to me I'd get a motion sensitive sprinkler, they work very well on pretty much everything.

Things like this escalate very quickly. Some people consider their pets children, so imagine killing someone's child, and wondering if anyone found out about it.

Imagine the cat crawling home to die a horrific death in front of the family, and them finding out it was poisoned by someone. Bad karma looming right on your doorstep for a long, long time.




We definitely see things very different.

Unfortunately the motion sprinkler mentioned above also sprays my mailman and UPS guy so that didn't end up working. I shouldnt have to find something that works anyways. Its not my duty.

Interesting you mention the "cat crawling home to die" theory as we just had something similar happen near here but with a human.

Some teen went into someones home in what appeared to be a burglary. He was shot by home owner in the face. He took off and made it to his friends home where he died.

If they didnt want to see him die he should have stayed out of someone elses home.

I thought this shit was common sense.

I'm really glad we are not neighbors.

I think those that think like you do should be on some sort of neighbor shit patrol.

You would be the neighborhood peace keepers because as you say this is something that can escalate very quickly.


If you're looking for complete solitude, move away from civilization. The alternative would be to keep your doors closed at a minimum if you don't want animals coming in...than again you're going to get that anywhere you go. Not sure what you're thinking on that one, substitute raccoons, birds, mice etc...

If you want to start killing pets in the neighborhood that's your neighborhood contribution I suppose. If someone catches wind of that at any point, best of luck.

[Kali]

The alternative would be to keep your doors closed


That goes both ways pal.

Keep your doors closed so I don't have to deal with your pets.

If I want a pet I'll buy my own.

[Bullion_Bob]

The alternative would be to keep your doors closed


That goes both ways pal.

Keep your doors closed so I don't have to deal with your pets.

If I want a pet I'll buy my own.



That's your prerogative. What I'm trying to tell you is you're going to stir up a shit storm in your front yard by doing this over time. Pets will magically reappear, as people get new ones.

If you think you can learn people by killing off their pets, and you think you can control who and what eats your poison go right ahead. I bet I can predict the inevitable outcome.

[Antonio]

Kali, maybe your neighbours are lacking good manners but remember that cat owners tend to be passionate about their cats. If someone killed my cat, there is a good chance I would be doing 25 to life right now.
I used to live in a private house, my cat would wonder into my neighbours` property and his cat would occasionaly end up inside my house, it was pure joy for both of us. Now I live in a building and I see cats belonging to my neighbours walking all over the neighbourhood, entering other people`s property and nobody is complaining.
Keeping your house and car doors locked is a small price to pay for peace and cat shit is not the end of the world.

[Libertytree]

Question and a suggestion.

Do you have a leash law there? Assuming so, do this. Buy a small animal trap, capture the cat, then contact the neighbor who owns it and tell them you have their cat and for them to come fetch it. When they're picking it up advise them of the leash law and any further captures will result in animal control being called to pick up the animal, at that point they will be ticketed for breaking the leash law and made to pay x $ to spring the cat from kitty prison. I'd think it'd get old real quick having to pay that price.

I'll be the 1st to say I don't like getting the law involved but it seems like a better tact than poisoning a non aggressive animal and likely not the animal you're targeting.

[Bullion_Bob]

Take away the people factor, and the solution becomes even more apparent.

For example I just got back from a small Caribbean island, and the birds there are very smart. If you leave a window open, they will come in and make a mess in the kitchen foraging for food, and drop shits everywhere in the process.

How to solve this? Can't possibly kill all the birds, rodents, wildlife, etc..

Had a raccoon set up shop in my shed because I neglected to put in the soffit when building it. Mother coon made a nice bathroom in one corner. Impressive pile of shit indeed.

Same deal at the cottage, any small hole anywhere and mice get in and shit absolutely everywhere.

I've discovered the only thing resembling a solution thus far. Deny entry.

[Libertytree]

In this instance we're discussing domestic pets not varmits or wildlife. A pet owner assumes the responsibility of containing and controlling their animals so that they are not a problem for anyone else. Deny escape.

[Bullion_Bob]

In this instance we're discussing domestic pets not varmits or wildlife. A pet owner assumes the responsibility of containing and controlling their animals so that they are not a problem for anyone else. Deny escape.


I see it more as an issue of you'll never be able to fully control what other people do. Ask any government institution. New neighbors, new pets, the cycle is perpetual.

Labeling an animal as "domestic" does not change it's habitual or instinctive characteristics. Trying to put a containment lid on people and nature has never worked out for anyone thus far to my knowledge.

If enough people head up this avenue what will end up happening is the govt will create a pet police squad to continuously patrol the neighborhoods in an effort to "keep the peace". A 24/7 curfew police state for pets where they forcefully grab you on sight, toss you in a van, and haul you away often never to be seen again.

Sounds a bit like Palestine...lol.

[Libertytree]

I reckon I'd just capture and hold the problem pets for ransom, it sidesteps the law and I make some cash for my troubles. Then there's always the Chinese joint ;D

[Bullion_Bob]

I reckon I'd just capture and hold the problem pets for ransom, it sidesteps the law and I make some cash for my troubles. Then there's always the Chinese joint ;D


I think you're on to something. Take pictures of the local cats, make up posters for lamp posts (or mailboxes) on the street with a title of something like "Help save these cats" If found, they will be collected, turned in at the local Chinese restaurant, and garnished with spices. Then toss in something descriptive about their bathroom habits at the bottom, and how it's likely to shorten their lifespan.

haha

[Kali]

If someone killed my cat, there is a good chance I would be doing 25 to life right now.


OK, so it's not OK to kill someones cat but if they do you'd kill them (a human).

Based on that you are much more worse of a person than I would be for killing your cat LMFAO.

[Kali]

That's your prerogative. What I'm trying to tell you is you're going to stir up a shit storm in your front yard by doing this over time.


Yeah, no shit its my prerogative man.

Give the fatherly advice to your kids (or pets).

[Libertytree]

I reckon I'd just capture and hold the problem pets for ransom, it sidesteps the law and I make some cash for my troubles. Then there's always the Chinese joint ;D


I think you're on to something. Take pictures of the local cats, make up posters for lamp posts (or mailboxes) on the street with a title of something like "Help save these cats" If found, they will be collected, turned in at the local Chinese restaurant, and garnished with spices. Then toss in something descriptive about their bathroom habits at the bottom, and how it's likely to shorten their lifespan.

haha




LMAO!

Imagine a Chinese wanted poster with pics of cat(s).

Or...Pic of said cat, captioned, HELP! $50.00 for my release! my captors not friendly (pic of wok) with Chinese sub titles.

[Antonio]

If someone killed my cat, there is a good chance I would be doing 25 to life right now.


OK, so it's not OK to kill someones cat but if they do you'd kill them (a human).

Based on that you are much more worse of a person than I would be for killing your cat LMFAO.



Bro, I`m from da Bronx, people here get whacked for 10$ or for looking at them the wrong way...

I will readily admit I like cats more than humans. Like I said, feel free to deal with your neighbours the way you see fit. The cats are not the problem here, they don`t understand the concept of private vehicle ownership and see your car as a perfect shitbox. Your neighbours however, do.

[Bullion_Bob]

That's your prerogative. What I'm trying to tell you is you're going to stir up a shit storm in your front yard by doing this over time.


Yeah, no shit its my prerogative man.

Give the fatherly advice to your kids (or pets).





Yes I would tell my kids not to kill other living creatures (who don't know any better mind you) by entertaining the thought of leaving leaving poison disguised as something edible outside unattended. Reminds me a bit of the saying "by way of deception thou shall do war"

You're reacting by punishing the wrong individuals with a death sentence.

[Mouse]

That's your prerogative. What I'm trying to tell you is you're going to stir up a shit storm in your front yard by doing this over time.


Yeah, no shit its my prerogative man.

Give the fatherly advice to your kids (or pets).





I think you should poison the whole damned neighborhood. Kill everyone's pets. Leave all your doors and windows open. Laugh hysterically as they die so your neighbors can watch. If you can get away with it, you should perform master of karate (and friendship) moves on them, really make them kittens tails squirrel up in fear of your human ninja mastery. I would spray the damn owners with pepper or maybe just shoot them (if you are allowed to have guns in your neighborhood). You should take them fuckers out, man! Them cats are crapping on YOUR little pieces of carbon based grass in YOUR government owned, debt-driven flouridated, poisoned, manicured mother fucking LAWN!

Perhaps you should just spray some coyote piss around your environment, or close your doors, or do something moderately sane, if you must live in a world with other people and their annoying pets.

Don't you ever let your kids play on my lawn. I will poison the little rat-bastards and hang their heads on a pike. And I got a spot ready for you when you come a knocking.

What a fucking douchebag.

[Bullion_Bob]

I reckon I'd just capture and hold the problem pets for ransom, it sidesteps the law and I make some cash for my troubles. Then there's always the Chinese joint ;D


I think you're on to something. Take pictures of the local cats, make up posters for lamp posts (or mailboxes) on the street with a title of something like "Help save these cats" If found, they will be collected, turned in at the local Chinese restaurant, and garnished with spices. Then toss in something descriptive about their bathroom habits at the bottom, and how it's likely to shorten their lifespan.

haha




LMAO!

Imagine a Chinese wanted poster with pics of cat(s).

Or...Pic of said cat, captioned, HELP! $50.00 for my release! my captors not friendly (pic of wok) with Chinese sub titles.


Something like this guy with nice hi-res multi profile pictures of fluffy:

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081202chanyantak.jpg
http://images.whatheck.com/uploaded_images/cat-pooping-toilet-trained-717556.jpg
http://www.food-faq.net/food/chinese_food.jpg


and this guy for effect:

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20090222-Giant_Pizza_Burger_3.jpg

:lol

[Kali]

What a fucking douchebag.




Fuck you too.

[Mouse]

Not likely, but enjoy your poisoned cats. I am sure your neighbors won't mind gutting you and taking your preps when the shit gets giggity :)

Don't be a douchebag? That might work.

You are Mac from Paddy's Pub, right?

[Kali]

Not likely, but enjoy your poisoned cats. I am sure your neighbors won't mind gutting you and taking your preps when the shit gets giggity :)

Don't be a douchebag? That might work.

You are Mac from Paddy's Pub, right?


Not likely? What do we need to do here to make it likely?

Let me know.

[Mouse]

What a fucking douchebag.




fuck you too.




I am guessing your Ninja skillz would have to seize me, strip me of my clothing, force me to bend the fuck over, and you could insert your little thingy into my anus. That would probably work. The cats would certainly be watching and placing bets on the action. Your move, douchebag cat killer dude.

[Kali]

Funny how the internet tough guys come out now when talking about poisoning their little pussies.

You guys are pathetic.

[Kali]

I am guessing your Ninja skillz would have to seize me, strip me of my clothing, force me to bend the fuck over, and you could insert your little thingy into my anus. That would probably work. The cats would certainly be watching and placing bets on the action. Your move, douchebag cat killer dude.


I didn't think so tough guy. You can talk it but you cant back it up just like your homie from Da Bronx.

[Buddha]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/18/shitkd.jpg

[Kali]

Now that's pretty funny Bhudda.

[Buddha]

Now that's pretty funny Bhudda.



Don't mean to be an asshole, I just couldn't help it.

[Kali]

No sweat...that was a good one.

[Bullion_Bob]

Funny how the internet tough guys come out now when talking about poisoning their little pussies.

You guys are pathetic.



Wouldn't the definition of pussing out kinda be seen as going after a little kitty cat instead of confronting the owner(s) which is the source of the problem?

I think the poster idea is the most modern/creative, and likely to work as the most "non-confrontational" option if you're not wanting to deal with facing your neighbors directly.

[Mouse]

I am not an Internet tough guy. I don't feel any need to kill other people's pets. I do really love cats and dogs. My bad. You are an Internet NINJA. So you must be pretty cool. No problem, don't taze me.

I am not sorry that your post gives you away as an irritated suburban asshat that will kill his neighbors pets, and then expect sunshine and roses to emerge. Perhaps you are not cut out for the suburban lifestyle. That means living with a bunch of assholes all around you with their individual pets and children, and their cars, and their parties and ways of being. Maybe you should move. Maybe you should call the cops on the cats.

Anal sexing me is not going to get you or me anywhere, and I seriously doubt da bronx is gonna want to get involved. This is way below his pay grade.

However, if you were to pull such a stunt in my little patch of pussycats (e.g. poison or kill my pets) - you would have a whole bunch of innocent accidents and bad events over a very long time. You would never be able to put it together but the flat tire, dead battery, broken window, trash knocked over, and on and on and on until you MOVED would ensue and I believe the rest of the neighborhood would help me.

So go ahead and rape some kittens, bitchez!

[Kali]

I am not an Internet tough guy. I don't feel any need to kill other people's pets. I do really love cats and dogs. My bad. You are an Internet NINJA. So you must be pretty cool. No problem, don't taze me.

I am not sorry that your post gives you away as an irritated suburban asshat that will kill his neighbors pets, and then expect sunshine and roses to emerge. Perhaps you are not cut out for the suburban lifestyle. That means living with a bunch of assholes all around you with their individual pets and children, and their cars, and their parties and ways of being. Maybe you should move. Maybe you should call the cops on the cats.

Anal sexing me is not going to get you or me anywhere, and I seriously doubt da bronx is gonna want to get involved. This is way below his pay grade.

However, if you were to pull such a stunt in my little patch of pussycats (e.g. poison or kill my pets) - you would have a whole bunch of innocent accidents and bad events over a very long time. You would never be able to put it together but the flat tire, dead battery, broken window, trash knocked over, and on and on and on until you MOVED would ensue and I believe the rest of the neighborhood would help me.

So go ahead and rape some kittens, bitchez!


Having to get revenge by making mysterious things happen shows you truly you are pussy.

Why not man up and confront me in person?

Have you ever stood up for yourself or only on the internet? Seriously man.

Does the Ninja outfit scare ya Mr Mouse?

If I kill your cat you gonna pop my tire?

You gonna knock over my garbage can?

LMFAO

[Kali]

Wouldn't the definition of pussing out kinda be seen as going after a little kitty cat instead of confronting the owner(s) which is the source of the problem?


Well good of you to chime in and try to catch me on something Bob. Now if I knew who the owners were out of the 60 homes here then maybe that would be easier huh?

Besides many cats have no real owners. They hang out wherever they are being fed. That could be the case here. Im sure you knew this already.

[Mouse]

I am not an Internet tough guy. I don't feel any need to kill other people's pets. I do really love cats and dogs. My bad. You are an Internet NINJA. So you must be pretty cool. No problem, don't taze me.

I am not sorry that your post gives you away as an irritated suburban asshat that will kill his neighbors pets, and then expect sunshine and roses to emerge. Perhaps you are not cut out for the suburban lifestyle. That means living with a bunch of assholes all around you with their individual pets and children, and their cars, and their parties and ways of being. Maybe you should move. Maybe you should call the cops on the cats.

Anal sexing me is not going to get you or me anywhere, and I seriously doubt da bronx is gonna want to get involved. This is way below his pay grade.

However, if you were to pull such a stunt in my little patch of pussycats (e.g. poison or kill my pets) - you would have a whole bunch of innocent accidents and bad events over a very long time. You would never be able to put it together but the flat tire, dead battery, broken window, trash knocked over, and on and on and on until you MOVED would ensue and I believe the rest of the neighborhood would help me.

So go ahead and rape some kittens, bitchez!


Having to get revenge by making mysterious things happen shows you truly you are pussy.

Why not man up and confront me in person?

Have you ever stood up for yourself or only on the internet? Seriously man.

Does the Ninja outfit scare ya Mr Mouse?

If I kill your cat you gonna pop my tire?

You gonna knock over my garbage can?

LMFAO







I am certainly not going to murder a person just because that person is off the reservation and on a cat killing spree in my neighborhood. There are better ways to make one feel unwelcome than outright murder. Why would I bother to confront someone who tortures kittens for fun?

You can play fight club all night, I am going to bed. The court rules that you and your cat problem are a DOUCHEBAG.

If I ever met up with you I would make preparations, since I am not a Ninja, and you are a Ninja in several disciplines as your loose lips expose. So I would still have the upper hand, knowing that you are both a DOUCHEBAG, and well trained.

Goodnight.

[Antonio]

Cat owners range from senile old ladies to repeat felons and murderers. All are at least extremely revengeful when their pets are killed.
As far as toughness goes, here in da Bronx I`ve witnessed people discussing contracting hits on their own family members.
Understand basic human psychology. Life is pretty boring for most people, if you kill their pets, it becomes depressing and unbearable for a while. During such times people seek entertainment. They may concentrate on making your life hell, it can range from little annoying things to throwing acid in your face and escrima won`t help you against an acid attack.
Me and Mouse are not tough guys. Why don`t you show your ninja skills to your neighbours instead?
Who do you think will get more respect in jail, a guy who kills the guy who killed his cat or a guy who poisons a cat?
Cats are beautyful like women and are almost as easy to kill as human kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_2M3LrfFAw

[mick silver]

if the shtf the cats may taste good with your rice

[gunDriller]

i have a hunch that putting some chocolate chips in their Kibbles-n-Bits would slow them down.

[Kali]

If I ever met up with you I would make preparations, since I am not a Ninja, and you are a Ninja in several disciplines as your loose lips expose. So I would still have the upper hand, knowing that you are both a DOUCHEBAG, and well trained.


Yes, we call that a pussy. Maybe in your neck of the woods knocking someones garbage can over and popping their tires is considered pretty hardcore. I mean it must be if it scares people enough to get them to move away as you said.

So how about I kill your cat and then let the air out of my tires and lay my garbage can on its side? You wont have shit left to do.

Maybe you could put orange tape on my mailbox or something. That might teach me a lesson.

[Awoke]

Kali, just ignore the members that are acting like dickheads, and buy and airsoft gun.


or build this:

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/autonomous-paintball-sentry-gun/comment-page-1/

[nunaem]

Buy some of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce (the hottest kind (http://www.amazon.com/Daves-Ghost-Pepper-Jolokia-Sauce/dp/B001PQTYN2/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1300897612&sr=8-3)) and dilute it in a water balloon and then have some fun. Or tell your kids to keep watch with the hot sauce balloons.

[muffin]

Have you tried talking to some neighbors? Maybe you're not the only one having a problem with them. If you could find out maybe whose cat it is (if it even is someone's pet), you could try to talk with the owner. When our neighbors had a problem with my cat in their backyard, they told us. I ended up just keeping the cat inside to keep the relationship good. But your problem cat sounds like a feral or stray cat to me. If it is, like someone else said, killing it will create a "void". That "void" will be filled with something else (probably another cat). I admit, cats (and most other animals) can be a nuisance. But if it's someone's pet, I'd hate for the cat to be killed without trying to come to an amicable agreement. If it's a feral cat, maybe it could be caught live and neutered (there are usually local programs that will do this for free or nearly free).

Just my suggestion. I don't think anyone has to be dicks about it...

Edit: I'd also like to say, poisoning them is a long and horrible way to kill them. Can you imagine one of your dogs getting poisoned? Not a pretty picture. I've seen this. If you feel you need to kill it, try something quick at least.

[DMac]

This thread took a funny turn.

BTW, poisoning is a very bad idea, besides cruel. You can go to jail for that.

[Mouse]

If I ever met up with you I would make preparations, since I am not a Ninja, and you are a Ninja in several disciplines as your loose lips expose. So I would still have the upper hand, knowing that you are both a DOUCHEBAG, and well trained.


Yes, we call that a pussy. Maybe in your neck of the woods knocking someones garbage can over and popping their tires is considered pretty hardcore. I mean it must be if it scares people enough to get them to move away as you said.

So how about I kill your cat and then let them air out of my tires and lay my garbage can on its side? You wont have shit left to do.

Maybe you could put orange tape on my mailbox or something. That might teach me a lesson.




As I previously stated, I am not going to murder someone over a dead cat. That would be pretty damn stupid. So, I guess you would get away with your crime and I would be forced to use "pussy" tactics to get back at you. I am not doing jail time over some pathetic cat-torturing child.

[Bullion_Bob]

Wouldn't the definition of pussing out kinda be seen as going after a little kitty cat instead of confronting the owner(s) which is the source of the problem?


Well good of you to chime in and try to catch me on something Bob. Now if I knew who the owners were out of the 60 homes here then maybe that would be easier huh?

Besides many cats have no real owners. They hang out wherever they are being fed. That could be the case here. Im sure you knew this already.


I'm actually able to tell which cats belong to which houses on my street. Some people may have better avenues of perception depending on their environment and circumstances. 60 houses? Are these doll houses perhaps.

Wait a sec... this is real and not some fantasy you're talking about right?

[Kali]

As I previously stated, I am not going to murder someone over a dead cat. That would be pretty damn stupid. So, I guess you would get away with your crime and I would be forced to use "pussy" tactics to get back at you. I am not doing jail time over some pathetic cat-torturing child.


Who's talking about murder?

Why not come talk to me like a man? Stand up for yourself instead of doing things like popping my tires when Im not looking.

Maybe this is why you call yourself "mouse".

[Kali]

60 houses? Are these doll houses perhaps.

Wait a sec... this is real and not some fantasy you're talking about right?


Yeah, 60 homes here.

Step outside once in awhile...there are other people around you.

[Bullion_Bob]

60 houses? Are these doll houses perhaps.

Wait a sec... this is real and not some fantasy you're talking about right?


Yeah, 60 homes here.

Step outside once in awhile...there are other people around you.



You've determined the cats in your area could possibly belong to any one of a 60 house diameter?

I'd be interested to know how you calculated that. It doesn't sound too connected to reality to me.

Do you have streets at all in between the houses, or is this a trailer park?

[osoab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY7uSo9g-Cs

[Kali]

You've determined the cats in your area could possibly belong to any one of a 60 house diameter?

I'd be interested to know how you calculated that.It doesn't sound too connected to reality to me.

Do you have streets at all in between the houses, or is this a trailer park?



Well there you go speaking as if you know something and are continuing to act like a troll.

We live on a long street out in the country on 1 acre parcels. No other homes, no other streets, no trailers.

So eat shit (preferably your cats).

[Antonio]

The world is circling the drain and we are still talking about what to do with your cat problem?
I don`t give a cat shit if your entire neighbourhood gets covered by plutonium along with you, your fucking neighbours, their 60 houses and their 6000 cats.

[Kali]

The world is circling the drain and we are still talking about what to do with your cat problem?
I don`t give a cat shit if your entire neighbourhood gets covered by plutonium along with you, your fucking neighbours, their 60 houses and their 6000 cats.


Thanks for chiming in.

[Bullion_Bob]

You've determined the cats in your area could possibly belong to any one of a 60 house diameter?

I'd be interested to know how you calculated that.It doesn't sound too connected to reality to me.

Do you have streets at all in between the houses, or is this a trailer park?



Well there you go speaking as if you know something and are continuing to act like a troll.

We live on a long street out in the country on 1 acre parcels. No other homes, no other streets, no trailers.

So eat shit (preferably your cats).



Cats coming from several acres away. Sounds like some Christopher Columbus colonial voyageur cats razing the country side.

Can I have what you're smoking? I want to submit it to science as a potential new discovery.

All joking aside, I think your best best is to find an island, raze it to the ground with napalm, and start over with electric razor wire and land mines at the perimeter.

:P

[Antonio]

Adolf Hitler is known to have despised cats.

Scroll down for other opinions like this:

Robert Heinlein
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.

http://www.greatdreams.com/cats/cats2.htm

[nunaem]

Adolf Hitler is known to have despised cats.

Scroll down for other opinions like this:

Robert Heinlein
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.

http://www.greatdreams.com/cats/cats2.htm


He just hated competition.

http://i54.tinypic.com/zwc6j5.jpg

[Kali]

Cats coming from several acres away. Sounds like some Christopher Columbus colonial voyageur cats razing the country side.

Can I have what you're smoking? I want to submit it to science as a potential new discovery.

All joking aside, I think your best best is to find an island, raze it to the ground with napalm, and start over with electric razor wire and land mines at the perimeter.



I will bow out of your discussion as a saying that my dad once told me comes to mind.

"Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

[Bullion_Bob]

Cats coming from several acres away. Sounds like some Christopher Columbus colonial voyageur cats razing the country side.

Can I have what you're smoking? I want to submit it to science as a potential new discovery.

All joking aside, I think your best best is to find an island, raze it to the ground with napalm, and start over with electric razor wire and land mines at the perimeter.



I will bow out of your discussion as a saying that my dad once told me comes to mind.

"Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."


I'm thinking these cats will probably make you bust a vein and stroke out soon.

I'd say Yoga, or Pilates, and definitely more fiber.

Seriously, don't cheap out, get the island.

[Mouse]

It's gonna piss on your swords.....

[Rubberchicken]

Put all your pet my pussy feelings aside and face some facts.
1. Its a people problem, not a cat problem. Keep the cats restrained and I don't care about the how to.
2. Cats are a serious detriment to wildlife, they are killers and will do harm to populations.
3. You are going to get off easier killing a human than your are a cat.
4. See reply #23 and you won't get caught. If you don't want to fire a gun, a barrel of water is completely silent and no blood.

[Bullion_Bob]

Cats hate when you fuck with their fur. BB gun hurts, but no fur maintenence effect.

Water works best, but OP ultimately only wants to hear his own opinion parroted back to him.

:-X

[banjo]

I thought of this thread when I saw this article. ???

JACKSON, Miss. -- An argument between two armed neighbors over a dog and its feces escalated to a shootout in rural Mississippi, sending one neighbor to the hospital with injuries from shotgun pellets and the other neighbor to jail.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/25/neighbors-shoot-over-defecating-dog_n_840918.html

[Buddha]

Cats coming from several acres away. Sounds like some Christopher Columbus colonial voyageur cats razing the country side.

Can I have what you're smoking? I want to submit it to science as a potential new discovery.

All joking aside, I think your best best is to find an island, raze it to the ground with napalm, and start over with electric razor wire and land mines at the perimeter.





I will bow out of your discussion as a saying that my dad once told me comes to mind.

"Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."


I'm thinking these cats will probably make you bust a vein and stroke out soon.

I'd say Yoga, or Pilates, and definitely more fiber.

Seriously, don't cheap out, get the island.


http://p90x.iamcanadian.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/approve-of-this-post-300x270.jpg

[Antonio]

How come cat people respect dogs even though they don`t like them but dog people hate cats and want to kill them?
The only way I could kill a canine is if my life or someone else`s life was in immediate danger.
Am I a pussy?

[Kali]

Am I a pussy?


Yes.

[Antonio]

Am I a pussy?


Yes.



Thanks, purrrr....