Happiest American - funny vid

[Mouse]

So...Abc corp news did some kind of poll and found that the happiest people in amerikwa are male, asian, jews.....you can't make this shit up.

Vid has an add, but the beginning part is hillarious (at least to me).

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/who-is-happiest-man-in-america-13085860

[Buddha]

Well, damn. I'm a short white agnostic who doesn't own much. I guess I'm fucked huh?

[Antonio]

Well, damn. I'm a short white agnostic who doesn't own much. I guess I'm fucked huh?

That makes 2 of us ;D!
PS. Shit,almost forgot that I`m a bit Jewish. This has to keep me from dope forever... ???