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Awoke
13th March 2011, 09:30 PM
I just saw the other thread starting to become a welcome thread, so here you go bro - Welcome Back!!

Glad to see you.

mamboni
13th March 2011, 09:34 PM
Thanks bro! Like everyone here I'm glued to the horrific events in Japan. I hope everyone here has a Bug Out Bag on the ready. Lots of bad things happening - one can't be too cautious.

http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg

Book
13th March 2011, 09:38 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ttq34yawDBo/ScmidQwPO3I/AAAAAAAABig/xwbdhoSE70k/s400/chimp-smell-roses.jpg

You even put my name on the bag. Thanks buddy!

:D

nunaem
13th March 2011, 09:39 PM
Thanks bro! Like everyone here I'm glued to the horrific events in Japan. I hope everyone here has a Bug Out Bag on the ready. Lots of bad things happening - one can't be too cautious.

http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg


Where you bugin' out to? San Francisco?

mamboni
13th March 2011, 09:41 PM
Thanks bro! Like everyone here I'm glued to the horrific events in Japan. I hope everyone here has a Bug Out Bag on the ready. Lots of bad things happening - one can't be too cautious.

http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg


Where you bugin' out to? San Francisco?


It's not my bag baby!!! :ROFL:

General of Darkness
13th March 2011, 09:41 PM
Leave the poor guy alone, he's been busy.

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7026/holocaust1.jpg

mamboni
13th March 2011, 09:47 PM
Leave the poor guy alone, he's been busy.

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7026/holocaust1.jpg


Better to be an SS guard than a back stabbing rat I always say. ::) ::) ::)

Book
13th March 2011, 09:50 PM
Better to be an SS guard than a back stabbing rat I always say.



No luck at eHarmony huh.

:)

Veni, vidi...evigilavi!
13th March 2011, 09:53 PM
Welcome back indeed Dr.,
I was looking at all you've packed and then I see something at the top right corner and said to my self, "well, nevermind, so much for preparing yourself..." xD

Oh & you may also want to add a hatchet/small axe to your list.

mamboni
13th March 2011, 09:55 PM
Welcome back indeed Dr.,
I was looking at all you've packed and then I see something at the top right corner and said to my self, "well, nevermind, so much for preparing yourself..." xD

Oh & you may also want to add a hatchet/small axe to your list.


That's another member's bag. He likes to be prepared for 'anything' I guess. :oo-->

Book
13th March 2011, 09:59 PM
He likes to be prepared for 'anything' I guess.



http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021015/151736__drphil_l.jpg

Let it out buddy. Get it off your chest.

:)

General of Darkness
13th March 2011, 10:06 PM
He likes to be prepared for 'anything' I guess.



http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021015/151736__drphil_l.jpg

Let it out buddy. Get it off your chest.

:)


Damn Book, I'm going to have to watch closely, I WANT that 2,000 smite. ;D

Veni, vidi...evigilavi!
13th March 2011, 10:10 PM
That's another member's bag. He likes to be prepared for 'anything' I guess. :oo-->


My bad mamboni...& I just noticed the double-male billfold looking thingy on the bottom right, that explains the item on the top right, duh.

Book
13th March 2011, 10:15 PM
Lots of bad things happening - one can't be too cautious.



http://www.workoutmuse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/warner-image-mptvnet-grumpy-old-men-1993.png

:oo-->

mamboni
13th March 2011, 10:16 PM
That's another member's bag. He likes to be prepared for 'anything' I guess. :oo-->


My bad mamboni...& I just noticed the double-male billfold looking thingy on the bottom right, that explains the item on the top right, duh.


Don't feel bad - it's not public knowledge. He's still 'in the closet.' :oo-->

drafter
13th March 2011, 10:19 PM
Welcome back Mamboni.

JohnQPublic
13th March 2011, 10:22 PM
Welcome home, Doc! ;D

Hatha Sunahara
13th March 2011, 10:23 PM
Hey Book--Where did you find the baby picture of my two kids? I've been looking for it for years.

Hatha

MNeagle
13th March 2011, 10:23 PM
yes, good to see you again

Santa
13th March 2011, 10:24 PM
Really good to see you back, Mamboni.

optionT
13th March 2011, 10:26 PM
And the crowd cheers his name, " mamboni, mamboni, mamboni!"
8)

sunnyandseventy
13th March 2011, 10:27 PM
Books got a fuckin' tampon and a village people cd in his BOB. Dude get with the times and get an ipod!

Antonio
13th March 2011, 10:28 PM
Mamboni, I once dated a Russian feminazi. She is athletic,exotic and very much into martial arts. She made me watch Kill Bill one night.
She was drooling at seeing all the men whose asses Uma Thurman beat the shit out of. I finished watching it and finally pushed her in bed.
That night we knew we would end up in bed and she had to make sure I saw 100s of men chopped up by a woman right before doing her.

I have very special memories about that film which was fun in itself but not very helping with arousal. It took me quite a while to erase the mental images from my head and concentrate on the pleasant task at hand.

AndreaGail
13th March 2011, 10:31 PM
good to see you back!

http://www.mambonsai.com/images/top_main.jpg

Awoke
13th March 2011, 10:56 PM
Hahahaha, shit Mamboni. I just noticed the notepad in the BOB pic.

Hahahahaha. Where did you find that pic?

Sandblaster
13th March 2011, 11:43 PM
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solid
13th March 2011, 11:51 PM
Mamboni, I once dated a Russian feminazi. She is athletic,exotic and very much into martial arts. She made me watch Kill Bill one night.
She was drooling at seeing all the men whose asses Uma Thurman beat the shit out of.


That sounds like ximmy! Did she show you her barbeque? :imskerd:

Welcome back Doc! |--0--|

May the back stabbin' rats scurry from your presence.

Antonio
14th March 2011, 12:11 AM
Mamboni, I once dated a Russian feminazi. She is athletic,exotic and very much into martial arts. She made me watch Kill Bill one night.
She was drooling at seeing all the men whose asses Uma Thurman beat the shit out of.


That sounds like ximmy! Did she show you her barbeque? :imskerd:

Welcome back Doc! |--0--|

May the back stabbin' rats scurry from your presence.

Very few things feel better and worse at the same time than sexually conquering a feminazi. You see, they are very picky because they are not that attracted to men. Also they are very selfish in bed. You get the mental satisfaction of knowing that you won against big odds but as far as the quality of their lovemaking they are the worst, a blowup doll is a better companion...

solid
14th March 2011, 12:20 AM
Very few things feel better and worse at the same time than sexually conquering a feminazi. You see, they are very picky because they are not that attracted to men. Also they are very selfish in bed. You get the mental satisfaction of knowing that you won against big odds but as far as the quality of their lovemaking they are the worst, a blowup doll is a better companion...


Hey, you are a braver man than me. You can have all the feminazi's, as far as I'm concerned. Don't come crying to us though when your penis ends up on a barbeque, smokin and cookin away.

Life is short man, why willing put yourself in the line of fire?

Nice friendly gals...yes, smiles and hugs. |--0--|

Neuro
14th March 2011, 12:20 AM
Hey were you've been Mamboni? Visiting cousin Otis? Anyway welcome back!

ximmy
14th March 2011, 12:35 AM
Good to see you ;D

gunDriller
14th March 2011, 05:18 AM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg

Welcome Back ! ;D

so ... what's in the First Aid kit ? ;)

sunnyandseventy
14th March 2011, 05:48 AM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg

Welcome Back ! ;D

so ... what's in the First Aid kit ? ;)


Cock ring, condoms, astroglide, and stick on freddy mercury mustache???

DMac
14th March 2011, 05:55 AM
Good to see you doc

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/alcool/alcool_5.gif

mamboni
14th March 2011, 06:27 AM
Hahahaha, shit Mamboni. I just noticed the notepad in the BOB pic.

Hahahahaha. Where did you find that pic?


When I was visiting with another member here, he showed me his BOB. I had never heard of NAMBLA :oo--> before that. Anyway, I shot a photo of the bag with my cell phone, for posterity doen't you know. ;D He said that the situation in Japan has changed his thinking; that iodine supplement may be more important than condoms. :oo-->

Awoke
14th March 2011, 06:37 AM
Hahaha, but certainly not more important than the NAMBLA meeting, eh?

Gross, but funny.

mick silver
14th March 2011, 07:48 AM
welcome back doc

mamboni
14th March 2011, 07:52 AM
Hahaha, but certainly not more important than the NAMBLA meeting, eh?

Gross, but funny.


I think he's an officer in NAMBLA, the Bookkeeper or something. He never misses a meeting. :oo-->

mamboni
14th March 2011, 07:54 AM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg

Welcome Back ! ;D

so ... what's in the First Aid kit ? ;)


Penicillin and Binaca. Strange dude. :oo-->

mamboni
14th March 2011, 08:00 AM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg

Welcome Back ! ;D

so ... what's in the First Aid kit ? ;)


Cock ring, condoms, astroglide, and stick on freddy mercury mustache???


We'll be keeping a close eye on you in the future. ;D :o ;D

mamboni
14th March 2011, 08:01 AM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/76_13_03_11_11_53_03.jpeg

Welcome Back ! ;D

so ... what's in the First Aid kit ? ;)


Cock ring, condoms, astroglide, and stick on freddy mercury mustache???


We'll be keeping a close eye on you in the future. ;D :o ;D

Book
14th March 2011, 08:07 AM
I think he's an officer in NAMBLA, the Bookkeeper or something. He never misses a meeting.



:oo-->










...you force me to take on the role of infracaninophile vis-a-vis Santa.



You shoulda stayed out of it and let Magnes and Santa slug it out themselves in Thunderdome.

:D



So, there it is! You sir are a g*d d*mn liar! Magnes never showed up in Thunderdome to answer to Santa's challenge and you damn well know it! Now, that thread has been deleted per protocol and you try to pull this blatant deception! Magnes defames and attacks and you lie for him and smear by it. You disgust me with your dishonesty and duplicity. All these years I've known you and I never realized until today that you are a dishonest fucking rat. You and I are done.



That, folks, is a personal attack (for those who have doubts or questions...).
Mamboni, you know better. See you in a week.



I guess he doesn't.

JDRock
14th March 2011, 08:28 AM
welcome back !! the king of photoshop is in the house.....sheenies are worried...the adl is on red alert
bwaaahahaaa

mightymanx
14th March 2011, 08:38 AM
I think he's an officer in NAMBLA, the Bookkeeper or something. He never misses a meeting.



:oo-->










...you force me to take on the role of infracaninophile vis-a-vis Santa.



You shoulda stayed out of it and let Magnes and Santa slug it out themselves in Thunderdome.

:D



So, there it is! You sir are a g*d d*mn liar! Magnes never showed up in Thunderdome to answer to Santa's challenge and you damn well know it! Now, that thread has been deleted per protocol and you try to pull this blatant deception! Magnes defames and attacks and you lie for him and smear by it. You disgust me with your dishonesty and duplicity. All these years I've known you and I never realized until today that you are a dishonest fucking rat. You and I are done.



That, folks, is a personal attack (for those who have doubts or questions...).
Mamboni, you know better. See you in a week.



I guess he doesn't.




Really? I mean really ? That is a stretch to try and tattle to the state but I guess that' s how your wired what's next? You going to try and sick the HOA onhim next?

Can you not simply deal with the fact that you are being Owned right now? Or are you going to try and tell teacher.

woodman
14th March 2011, 08:45 AM
Welcome back bone man.

Awoke
14th March 2011, 08:46 AM
Quit with the fucking trolling already.

Libertytree
14th March 2011, 08:59 AM
What's up doc? Good to see ya!

Tumbleweed
14th March 2011, 09:01 AM
I'm glad you're back too manboni. You and Book are both good entertainment and make this place a lot more interesting and fun. ;D

Large Sarge
14th March 2011, 09:12 AM
glad to see you back Mamboni

BabushkaLady
14th March 2011, 09:52 AM
|--0--|

madfranks
14th March 2011, 12:45 PM
I knew you'd come back you old bastard you. ;D

sirgonzo420
14th March 2011, 12:49 PM
I was waiting for the good doctor to come crawling back.

He did take a few days longer than I anticipated.

Ponce
14th March 2011, 05:31 PM
Welcome back Doc ;D........glad to see you.

k-os
14th March 2011, 05:42 PM
How did we survive without you? Welcome back! |--0--|

mamboni
14th March 2011, 05:54 PM
I knew you'd come back you old bastard you. ;D


Hey man! I'm not that old. ;D

mamboni
14th March 2011, 05:56 PM
How did we survive without you? Welcome back! |--0--|


How could I stay away from that pretty face of yours! |--0--|

vacuum
14th March 2011, 05:57 PM
How did we survive without you? Welcome back! |--0--|


How could I stay away from that pretty face of yours! |--0--|

Hm, we noticed you were logging in every day...

Trinity
14th March 2011, 06:13 PM
Again I guess right, good to see you back Mamboni.



Mamboni will return. If he doesn't I will eat a pile of sawdust!

Buddha
14th March 2011, 07:20 PM
Hey!!!! He's back!

http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/4664/1297757213998.jpg

Nitz
14th March 2011, 11:08 PM
Mamboni back all up in tha muthafuckin hoooouuusssse!