View Full Version : Woman Hid 54 Bags Of Heroin & Money In Her Vagina
RatHoler
21st March 2011, 04:57 PM
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willie pete
21st March 2011, 05:02 PM
Damn......talk about hide and go seek .... :lol she'd never have to take a suitcase with her to travel....she has a built-in model.... :D
ximmy
21st March 2011, 05:03 PM
I guess those kegel exercises do a body good... ::)
sirgonzo420
21st March 2011, 05:06 PM
If you don't hold it...
Serpo
21st March 2011, 05:16 PM
No kitchen sink however...........
Ponce
21st March 2011, 05:19 PM
That's what you call a real RatHolder.
Awoke
21st March 2011, 05:21 PM
Shit Ponce, you beat me to it!
nunaem
21st March 2011, 05:23 PM
They don't call it a box for nothing.
Antonio
21st March 2011, 06:00 PM
I wonder how many ounces of Au she could ram up there????????
You nailed it Willie, I bet she is a minimalist and never needs a suitcase or for that matter, a purse. That built in fanny pack comes in handy.
Perhaps Antonio could chime in to discuss how many bags of heroin can be hidden up the poop chute. I'm sure he has heard stories.
Quite many. 54 bags takes a very small space, 1 inch by 1/2 inch by about 2.5-3 inch stack held together by rubber bands. Ass is an uncomfortable place for this, vagina is a bit better. She probably bought this which is a week`s supply for any serious junkie and stuffed it in a condom, then it went up there. Had she been a wholesale dealer, she could comfortably stick about 1/2 lbs of compressed powder in there. Dope packed in bags takes too much space, 54 bags is only about 2.5 grams of powder.
mick silver
21st March 2011, 06:05 PM
i say what a big fuckin hole
LuckyStrike
21st March 2011, 06:14 PM
Perhaps Antonio could chime in to discuss how many bags of heroin can be hidden up the poop chute. I'm sure he has heard stories.
Heard stories, hell, here is a pic of occam in drag
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/4/6/10/this-lube-advertisement-will-take-you-a-second-21338-1270564425-3.jpg
Antonio
21st March 2011, 06:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
osoab
21st March 2011, 06:20 PM
How many class rings?
Antonio
21st March 2011, 06:22 PM
The Drug Addict's Marriage Creed
(She found him there on the floor,
his lifeless hand covering the poem....)
So now little man, you've grown tired of grass
L. S. D., goofballs, cocaine and hash,
And someone pretending to be a true friend
Said, "I'll introduce you to Miss Heroin."
Well, honey, before you start fooling with me
Just let me inform you of how it will be
For I will seduce you and make you my slave.
I've sent men much stronger than you to their graves.
You think you could never become a disgrace
And end up addicted to poppy seed waste.
So you'll start inhaling me one afternoon;
You'll take me into your arms very soon.
And once I have entered deep down in your veins
The craving will nearly drive you insane.
You'll need lots of money (as you have been told)
For, darling, I'm much more expensive than gold.
You'll swindle your mother; and just for a buck
You'll turn into something vile and corrupt.
You'll mug and you'll steal for my narcotic charm
And feel contentment when I'm in your arm.
The day when you realize the monster you've grown,
You'll solemnly promise to leave me alone
If you think that you've got the mystical knack,
Then, sweetie, just try getting me off of your back.
The vomit, the cramps, your gut tied in knots,
The jangling nerves screaming for just one more shot.
The chills and cold sweat, the withdrawal pains
Can only be saved by my little white grains.
There's no other way, and there's no need to look,
For deep down inside, you will know you are hooked.
You desperately run to the pusher and then
You'll welcome me back to your arm once again.
And when you return (just as I foretold)
I know you will give me your body and soul.
You'll give me your morals, your conscience, your heart,
And you will be mine until.......death do us part.
Rebel Yarr
21st March 2011, 06:58 PM
I use to joke about vagina's taking $20's.... but that is ridiculous!!!
willie pete
21st March 2011, 07:14 PM
I wonder how many ounces of Au she could ram up there????????
You nailed it Willie, I bet she is a minimalist and never needs a suitcase or for that matter, a purse. That built in fanny pack comes in handy.
Perhaps Antonio could chime in to discuss how many big bags of heroin he's hidden up his poop chute. I'm sure he has Piles of stories to tell. :D :D :D
Yea Rat ↑↑↑....I think you're probably on to something.... :D :D
BeefJerky
21st March 2011, 07:29 PM
Must be a kangaroo........WTF :o
Antonio
21st March 2011, 09:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1368378/High-profile-drug-prosecutor-took-Bruno-Mars-Paris-Hilton-arrested--buying-crack-cocaine.html
solid
21st March 2011, 10:32 PM
I remember being in one of those strip clubs, few times I've been, where you roll up a dollar, put one end in your mouth...and the dancing gal "takes" it from ya, in interesting ways...
With this gal, I'd be worried about my whole head being taken..
merdyB
22nd March 2011, 01:48 AM
Haven't she got afraid of what she had done?..Who inserted the bags of heroine and the money?..Its too dangerous for specially what she inserted in her vagina is a foreign substance. What if the bags were opened and the heroine spread in her uterus?..Did she ever think of the worse thing that might had happen to her?..Her future as well as her health was compromised.
Antonio
22nd March 2011, 02:05 AM
Haven't she got afraid of what she had done?..Who inserted the bags of heroine and the money?..Its too dangerous for specially what she inserted in her vagina is a foreign substance. What if the bags were opened and the heroine spread in her uterus?..Did she ever think of the worse thing that might had happen to her?..Her future as well as her health was compromised.
Hello Merdy, the woman probably has very high tolerance and even if the bags opened which is highly unlikely in case they were inside a condom or tightly wrapped in plastic, nothing would happen anyway except another little high. She had also stuffed 30 empty baggies which are saved for later in case a junkie runs out of dope, one can scrape up a few dozen of emptied bags to get the residue and cook it up for a lousy small fix.
I`m bothered by her stuffing 22cents in change, this shows the woman is mentally fucked up. It`s not illegal to have 22 cents in your pocket.
Hillbilly
22nd March 2011, 03:31 AM
Hey Antonio, here is another Ode to Heroin.
It's an oldie but a goody. Don't call it junk or I'll smack you it's Heroin by the Velvet Underground ;)
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The Drug Addict's Marriage Creed
(She found him there on the floor,
his lifeless hand covering the poem....)
So now little man, you've grown tired of grass
L. S. D., goofballs, cocaine and hash,
And someone pretending to be a true friend
Said, "I'll introduce you to Miss Heroin."
Well, honey, before you start fooling with me
Just let me inform you of how it will be
For I will seduce you and make you my slave.
I've sent men much stronger than you to their graves.
You think you could never become a disgrace
And end up addicted to poppy seed waste.
So you'll start inhaling me one afternoon;
You'll take me into your arms very soon.
And once I have entered deep down in your veins
The craving will nearly drive you insane.
You'll need lots of money (as you have been told)
For, darling, I'm much more expensive than gold.
You'll swindle your mother; and just for a buck
You'll turn into something vile and corrupt.
You'll mug and you'll steal for my narcotic charm
And feel contentment when I'm in your arm.
The day when you realize the monster you've grown,
You'll solemnly promise to leave me alone
If you think that you've got the mystical knack,
Then, sweetie, just try getting me off of your back.
The vomit, the cramps, your gut tied in knots,
The jangling nerves screaming for just one more shot.
The chills and cold sweat, the withdrawal pains
Can only be saved by my little white grains.
There's no other way, and there's no need to look,
For deep down inside, you will know you are hooked.
You desperately run to the pusher and then
You'll welcome me back to your arm once again.
And when you return (just as I foretold)
I know you will give me your body and soul.
You'll give me your morals, your conscience, your heart,
And you will be mine until.......death do us part.
Antonio
22nd March 2011, 04:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rhiqI6PlTo
Hillbilly
22nd March 2011, 04:23 AM
Another Lou Reed great. It's funny he was known for writing about Heroin but preferred Speed. He was still a "Slammer" though, he had great veins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rhiqI6PlTo
Antonio
22nd March 2011, 04:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LTPRJqt2z4
Say anything you want about Amy Winehouse but she perfectly conveys the disconnected, timeless, autonomous feeling of dope.
jimswift
22nd March 2011, 07:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
Jew or not, thats funny shit right there. HA!!
"These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder. Something has to be done!"
Ash_Williams
22nd March 2011, 07:32 AM
No one found a picture yet? You guys are slipping.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/18/article-1367731-0B3D392E00000578-761_233x318.jpg
Neuro
22nd March 2011, 07:43 AM
No one found a picture yet? You guys are slipping.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/18/article-1367731-0B3D392E00000578-761_233x318.jpg
She looks fine!
Neuro
22nd March 2011, 07:51 AM
I`m bothered by her stuffing 22cents in change, this shows the woman is mentally fucked up. It`s not illegal to have 22 cents in your pocket.
Ah come on she probably just forgot about the change!
sirgonzo420
22nd March 2011, 07:53 AM
No one found a picture yet? You guys are slipping.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/18/article-1367731-0B3D392E00000578-761_233x318.jpg
She looks fine!
Yes, she is surprisingly cute for the story.
Awoke
22nd March 2011, 01:36 PM
Another blonde haired, blue eyed, white person falling prey to the NWO distraction of "drugs".
What a shame.
Also, welcome to the forum, MerdyB.
Antonio
22nd March 2011, 02:33 PM
No one found a picture yet? You guys are slipping.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/18/article-1367731-0B3D392E00000578-761_233x318.jpg
She looks fine!
Hell, I prefer this opiated lady:
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=angelina%20jolie&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
Angelina smokes heroin and snorts coke, she is strong-willed and is in relative control of the demon.
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