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uncletonoose
24th March 2011, 07:03 AM
They can stick the Federally Mandated Sewer Improvement, and wipe their ass with non-taxed TP.

Mayor Jim Suttle went to Washington Tuesday flush with ideas for how federal officials could help cities like Omaha pay for multibillion-dollar sewer projects.

Among the items on his brainstorming list: a proposal for a 10-cent federal tax on every roll of toilet paper you buy.

Based on the four-pack price for Charmin double rolls Tuesday at a midtown Hy-Vee, such a tax would add more than 10 percent to the per-roll price, pushing it over a buck.

The idea came from a failed 2009 House measure by an Oregon congressman to help cities and the environment.

“I heard about it and said, ‘Well, this is simple. Let's put it on the table,'” said Suttle. “It doesn't mean I endorse it.”

The mayor says Omaha needs help with the metro area's $1.7 billion bill for federally mandated sewer improvements. The work must be done by 2024.

Suttle talked about the mandate at a Tuesday meeting held by the U.S. Conference of Mayors. He didn't mention the toilet paper tax but said later that he's open to that and other ways to cover the sewer bill.

“How are we affording this ... as we come out of the recession?” he asked.

Suttle plans to ask Nebraska's congressional delegation to ease the blow to Omaha and other cities. He'd like the federal government to cover half of the cities' costs, possibly with grants.

Whether the toilet paper tax has legs remains to be seen, but Omaha's large industries that balked under significant sewer rate increases are listening.

Julia Plucker, a lobbyist for Kellogg's and Skinner Baking, says food industries carry an unfair portion of the increases.

A toilet paper tax? Sure.

“I did chuckle when I first heard about it,” Plucker said. “But this is a serious problem. We would love to take a look at any more equitable solution.”

http://www.omaha.com/article/20110323/NEWS01/703239866

chad
24th March 2011, 07:04 AM
ponce is going to have the big one.

uncletonoose
24th March 2011, 07:06 AM
ponce is going to have the big one.


I believe Ponce has enough for a couple of lifetimes! ;D

Still Barbaro
24th March 2011, 07:19 AM
Among the items on his brainstorming list: a proposal for a 10-cent federal tax on every roll of toilet paper you buy.

There is just no end.....

More $$$, more $$$, more $$$.

Cobalt
24th March 2011, 08:09 AM
If Omaha needs a new shit plant, then let Omaha pay for it

thebardofmurdock
24th March 2011, 08:10 AM
Mayor Suttle’s VAT

We tax your land and tax your home,
All you possess, from crypt to dome.
We tax three ways the daily wage
Of young and old and middle age.

We tax your cigarettes, and more,
We tax the alcohol you pour.
Your restaurant has a special rate
As does your bygone dad’s estate.

We tax your car and we impose
A tax on household goods and clothes.
Your haircuts, pedicures and nails
Are taxed as services or sales.

But still the budget comes up short
And now we’ve hit the last resort.
A dime a roll – a trifling fee –
For those who want to use T.P.

Our Democratic mayor sees
He’s got the people on their knees.
And so he adds upon their backs
This little Value Added Tax!

thebardofmurdock.blogspot.com

mick silver
24th March 2011, 10:36 AM
they will tax anything an every thing that walks . before lone we the people will have to stand up are shut up

Ponce
24th March 2011, 10:55 AM
On the tax alone I just made another $175.00, not counting the increases sinse I bought all my tp.....what I paid $9.95 to $12.87 is now up to $23.00 plus............I can now afford to plug my toilet all that I want hahahahahahahahahahah.

Yep, Ponce is having a BIG ONE ;D

TheNocturnalEgyptian
24th March 2011, 11:33 AM
They bring these taxes at us like, "Well if you want sewer improvements you better pay this tax." What are you doing with the trillions you've stolen? I'm sick of this system not working. Either make it work, or step the fuck down, you greedy vampires. You want me to make it work? I Can, and I'll do it for NO PAY. You won't like it, because I'm going to cut your fucking job.

Hatha Sunahara
24th March 2011, 11:57 AM
They bring these taxes at us like, "Well if you want sewer improvements you better pay this tax." What are you doing with the trillions you've stolen? I'm sick of this system not working. Either make it work, or step the fuck down, you greedy vampires. You want me to make it work? I Can, and I'll do it for NO PAY. You won't like it, because I'm going to cut your fucking job.


Even if we pay the tax, we won't get sewer improvements because these a**holes are reducing taxes for the rich for every tax increase they propose for us.

I doubt seriously that any of us will be obliged to pay higher taxes for any length of time, or even that our huge personal debts, including those of the government that 'we are collectively responsible for' will ever be repaid. We will see the true meaning of bankruptcy first. What we are seeing now is the plutocrats doing everything in their power to destroy the idea of bankruptcy and keep us all in slavery until the end of time. Bankruptcy means you can't pay what you owe--not now, and not ever. The more TPTB do to negate this cleansing process, the more they destroy any sense that they belong to the human race. Particularly since they have FRAUDULENTLY enslaved us with debt. Taxes are no longer for 'the general welfare' but for supporting programs of the rich. We would all do well to oppose all taxes until we have a more honest form of social organization.

Hatha

gunDriller
24th March 2011, 12:24 PM
why don't they tax suppositories or enema bottles, so then we can literally tell them to stick it up their ass ?