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Ponce
14th April 2011, 04:47 PM
U.S. school renames Easter eggs ‘spring spheres’.

A teenager volunteering at a Seattle elementary school was apparently told to use the name "spring spheres" when she tried giving kids plastic Easter eggs filled with candy.

It’s almost time for that annual springtime ritual — the spring sphere hunt! Or, to most people, the Easter egg hunt.

A teenager volunteering at a Seattle elementary school was apparently told to use the politically correct name “spring spheres” when she tried giving kids plastic Easter eggs filled with candy.

But a Seattle school board spokesperson told the Star it has not been able to confirm whether the incident actually happened.

“They said I could do it as long as I called the treats ‘spring spheres.’ I couldn’t call them Easter eggs,” a 16-year-old named Jessica told a Seattle radio station.

She declined to give her last name and the name of the school where the incident happened on the air.

“I thought it was ridiculous, it was just so silly,” she said. “But I wanted something to give to the kids, so I was going to roll with it.”

What did the kids think? They just called them Easter eggs anyway, she said.

The teen called the phrase part of the school’s “abstract behaviour rules.”

Seattle Public Schools has received so many inquiries about the incident, it released a statement on its website to clarify its religious policy:

“We have a ‘Religion and Religious Accommodation’ policy, approved by the School Board in 1983, stating that ‘no religious belief or non-belief should be promoted by the School District or its employees, and none should be disparaged,’” it reads.

“There are no new District policies on religion or holiday observance guidelines.”

The school board does not have a specific policy on what staff call Easter “or any holiday,” said board spokesperson Teresa Wippel.

The incident is gaining international attention and is a hot Twitter topic, with people largely criticizing the board.

“Seattle school renames Easter eggs ‘Spring Spheres.’ For Pete’s sake. I'm Jewish and I think ‘Easter eggs’ are fine,” commented @margoandhow.

@jethananderson wrote: “PC police at a Seattle elementary school have renamed Easter eggs ‘spring spheres’ ... one of the dumbest and saddest things I’ve ever heard.”

Meanwhile, the school board has asked its schools for anyone with information on the incident to come forward so they can confirm what happened, said Wippel.

“The truth is that we don’t know that it actually happened,” she said.

“It wasn’t like it violated any policy, (but) we have so many other issues here this frankly isn’t at the top of the list.”

Wippel said she is not surprised by how many bloggers and media websites have picked up the story.

“Whenever you talk about religion it raises people’s concern. It’s a hot-button issue for many folks.”

http://www.thestar.com/living/article/974788--u-s-school-renames-easter-eggs-spring-spheres

ximmy
14th April 2011, 04:56 PM
Is this from the Onion...

Serpo
14th April 2011, 04:57 PM
Is this from the Onion...


I hope so

Ponce
14th April 2011, 05:10 PM
Little by little the Zionist "Jews" will kill anything that has to do with Christianity........ and you know what the Cristians will do?...............NOT A FUCKING THING......sorry but I am pissed off.

chad
14th April 2011, 05:21 PM
google always prides itself on not doing a cute logo for easter. it' like one out of ten days a year they don't change it.

madfranks
14th April 2011, 05:23 PM
But they're not even spheres! An egg is closer to an ovoid or an ellipsoid than a sphere. If they're going to be politically correct about it, they need to call them "spring ovoids".

Down1
14th April 2011, 05:42 PM
When I was little I always looked forward to The Spring Bunny bringing me a basket full of spheres.

Serpo
14th April 2011, 05:44 PM
But they're not even spheres! An egg is closer to an ovoid or an ellipsoid than a sphere. If they're going to be politically correct about it, they need to call them "spring ovoids".


What do ya expect some kind of intelligence behind this..... ;D

Serpo
14th April 2011, 05:45 PM
When I was little I always looked forward to The Spring Bunny bringing me a basket full of spheres.


Yes yes we can hardly wait until Spring Sphere/Ovoid Day.....

gunDriller
14th April 2011, 06:48 PM
what do eggs have to do with the anniversary of Jesus' resurrection anyway ?

isn't this whole chocolate Easter egg thing more Madison Avenue BS ?

Cobalt
14th April 2011, 06:56 PM
To all Teachers and Parents


Due to the inability of adults being able to act like adults regarding the observance of Holidays, we the taxpayers have decided that from now on all Holidays have been canceled.
If a previously celebrated Holiday lands on a normal school day, ALL Teachers and Students will be expected to attend.
Teachers not showing up will be docked a days pay, students not showing up will be expected to make the day up at a later date and the parent shall pay for class time incurred during the makeup day.

Thank You

Taxpayer

nunaem
14th April 2011, 07:02 PM
Easter is pretty much divorced from Christianity already. Christians should try to retake Easter by naming them 'immaculately conceived with chocolate eggs'.

madfranks
14th April 2011, 07:41 PM
what do eggs have to do with the anniversary of Jesus' resurrection anyway ?

isn't this whole chocolate Easter egg thing more Madison Avenue BS ?


http://store.khouse.org/store/catalog/DL119.html?id=qeLKsmpC


Most reasonably informed Christians are well aware that many of the traditions that surround the Christmas holidays have pagan origins and very little correlation with the actual events as recorded in the Bible. However, most of us are surprised when we discover that some of what we have been taught about Easter is not only in error, but deliberately so!

Serpo
14th April 2011, 08:54 PM
what do eggs have to do with the anniversary of Jesus' resurrection anyway ?

isn't this whole chocolate Easter egg thing more Madison Avenue BS ?


Nothing why....... ;D

midnight rambler
14th April 2011, 09:22 PM
what do eggs have to do with the anniversary of Jesus' resurrection anyway ?

isn't this whole chocolate Easter egg thing more Madison Avenue BS ?


No, the eggs and the bunny represent the spring fertilization ritual, it's strictly pagan. Dunno why the pagans would need to deviate from the egg theme.

ximmy
14th April 2011, 10:26 PM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/331_14_04_11_11_24_48.jpeg ;D

sirgonzo420
15th April 2011, 07:02 AM
google always prides itself on not doing a cute logo for easter. it' like one out of ten days a year they don't change it.


The top jews at google don't like symbols of a risen christ, I reckon.

Now, what eggs have to do with christ, I don't know.

SHTF2010
15th April 2011, 07:57 AM
A teenager volunteering at a Seattle elementary school was apparently told to use the politically correct name “spring spheres” when she tried giving kids plastic Easter eggs filled with candy.

Political Correctness is one of the main things leading to the degradation of North America

JDRock
15th April 2011, 08:24 AM
Someone once said " when fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag"..

I say it HAS come, and its wrapped in political correctness and wearing a yarmulkah...

Ragnarok
15th April 2011, 08:26 AM
At the very least they should get the geometry correct - they are not spheres!

But nowadays the PC School System will stop at nothing to dumb down your kids.

R. >:(

mick silver
15th April 2011, 10:02 AM
the end is near

ArgenteumTelum
15th April 2011, 10:13 AM
Hearing this news, I went to the store and asked for a Spring Ovoid/Elliptoid Coloration Application Assembly. They didn't have those in stock.

lapis
15th April 2011, 02:35 PM
No, the eggs and the bunny represent the spring fertilization ritual, it's strictly pagan.

This Christian site gives a pretty good explanation of the pagan origins of Easter.

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-t020.html

"In retrospect, it seems obvious that it would have been a better witness to the world if Christians had not attempted to “Christianize” pagan celebrations - adopting the name “Easter” (Ishtar/Semiramis) in remembrance of Christ. Jesus has been obscured by painted eggs and bunnies."

I read that they had to, because the pagan holidays attracted more people to celebrate them and the early Christians had very few followers. So they co-opted paganism by stealing its holiday bells and whistles!

mightymanx
15th April 2011, 09:44 PM
For a true test of the double standard try this:

Call Hanukah "Candle powered carbon footprint growth festival". Then count the seconds till you are expelled and your family is arested for racist teachings and endangerment to minors.

Down1
25th April 2011, 05:07 PM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/331_14_04_11_11_24_48.jpeg

Always nice to know that the Monday after the Sunday they put these delicious "spring spheres" on sale.

SHTF2010
26th April 2011, 08:07 AM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/331_14_04_11_11_24_48.jpeg

Always nice to know that the Monday after the Sunday they put these delicious "spring spheres" on sale.



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