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JJ.G0ldD0t
10th May 2011, 01:19 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23851011/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/cops-bust-teens-root-beer-kegger/

lol this kid is the man


WAUSAU, Wis. — Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.


But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That's because the keg contained root beer.

The party was held by a high school student who wanted to show that teens don't always drink alcohol at their parties. It has gained fame on YouTube.com.

Dustin Zebro, 18, said he staged the party after friends at D.C. Everest High School got suspended from sports because of pictures showing them drinking from red cups.

The root-beer kegger was "to kind of make fun of the school," he said. "They assumed there was beer in the cups. We just wanted to have some root beer in red cups and just make it look like a party, but there actually wasn't any alcohol."

Zebro purchased a quarter-barrel of 1919 Classic American Draft Root Beer, and by 10 p.m. Saturday, the scene outside his rural Wausau home had all the makings of a teen drinking party — cars, noise and kids.

Kronenwetter Police Chief Daniel Joling said an officer was dispatched to the home March 1 on a complaint of cars blocking the road.


Juveniles began coming out of the house after the officer used his squad car's loudspeaker to warn that cars would soon be towed, Officer Jason Rasmussen wrote in his report.

Nearly 90 breath tests were done, and officers even searched locked rooms for hiding teens.

"It was a tremendous waste of time and manpower, but we still had a job to do, and our officers did it," Joling said. "If one kid had come there, even hadn't drank there, but had come there and had been drinking and had left and crashed and burned, then what would the sentiment be? Why didn't the police check everybody out?"

School Superintendent Kris Gilmore did not immediately return a message Friday.

TheNocturnalEgyptian
10th May 2011, 01:21 PM
I guess that teaches them the importance of proper police work and not making assumptions.

osoab
10th May 2011, 01:48 PM
I guess that teaches them the importance of proper police work and not making assumptions.


All of the car license plates along with the ID's of all the kiddies were recorded.

They will be on the "fuck with this kid" database for this stunt.

SLV^GLD
10th May 2011, 01:56 PM
I guess that teaches them the importance of proper police work and not making assumptions.

It didn't teach the cops shit.
The kids learned that they will be fucked with even when they aren't breaking any rules.
Nothing new under the sun, here.

Publico Pro Se
10th May 2011, 02:19 PM
Nearly 90 breath tests were done, and officers even searched locked rooms for hiding teens.



Only in America.

mick silver
10th May 2011, 04:21 PM
so did anyone get shot are taze ... i would say the kids were lucky

Bullion_Bob
10th May 2011, 04:33 PM
Nearly 90 breath tests were done, and officers even searched locked rooms for hiding teens.



Only in America.


Thank god they found nobody drunk.

They would have probably called for backup, stomped on, and arrested truckloads of people for one kid who had a few beers...insane.

SWRichmond
10th May 2011, 04:43 PM
"It was a tremendous waste of time and manpower, but we still had a job to do, and our officers did it," Joling said.

Always remember: war is economic. You win a war by making it economically impossible for OPFOR to take to the field.

These parties should be staged in every city and town in the U.S.

ximmy
10th May 2011, 04:43 PM
"we still had a job to do, and our officers did it" ::)

Bullion_Bob
10th May 2011, 04:58 PM
After 50 kids in a row tested clean what made them go for another 40?

osoab
10th May 2011, 05:11 PM
After 50 kids in a row tested clean what made them go for another 40?










Overtime and padded pensions.

platinumdude
10th May 2011, 05:29 PM
Well root beer is worse for you than beer. Carbonation, HFCS, and especially sodium benzoate.

ximmy
10th May 2011, 05:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfQCE2917NE

SLV^GLD
10th May 2011, 06:52 PM
Well root beer is worse for you than beer. Carbonation, HFCS, and especially sodium benzoate.


Depends on who makes it.

Real root beer would be devoid of all of the above save carbonation. Considering it was available kegged it is likely it was handcrafted root beer.

Well gee, wuldja look at that, a quick Google for the listed brand a click on the FAQ and your slander is shown for what it is:
http://www.1919rootbeer.com/faq.php

platinumdude
10th May 2011, 07:09 PM
you use joogle? ::)


I can't find if this thing contains sodium benzoate or not. It would be sweet if they didn't. Too bad they are so localized.

mightymanx
10th May 2011, 07:24 PM
I am still waiting to read the after action report from Book's HOA.

SLV^GLD
11th May 2011, 05:05 AM
you use joogle? ::)


I can't find if this thing contains sodium benzoate or not. It would be sweet if they didn't. Too bad they are so localized.


It is highly likely that they do not. Handcrafted root beer, stored correctly (and a keg is correctly) should not need additional preservatives. Sassafras and/or sarsaparilla have preservative properties of themselves, much like hops do in traditional beer. You don't find preservatives in hand crafted beer for the same reasons you don't find them in hand crafted root beer.

Making a soda from HFCS, putting it into a clear plastic bottle and shipping it across the nation in non-temperature controlled trucks to sit on a shelf for an undetermined amount of time leads to the use of preservatives and stabilizers. Hand crafters care about their product enough to not allow those things to happen so the poisons are unnecessary.

What search engine do you recommend?

platinumdude
11th May 2011, 06:43 AM
I like http://startpage.com/ and http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/scraper.htm.

Maybe I'm a little too paranoid with tracking cookies and such, but I use those pages to minimize it.

Son-of-Liberty
11th May 2011, 06:57 AM
Those teens had far more brains then the cops.

SLV^GLD
11th May 2011, 07:07 AM
I like http://startpage.com/ and http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/scraper.htm.

Maybe I'm a little too paranoid with tracking cookies and such, but I use those pages to minimize it.


Thanks, I explicitly block the google cookie on every machine I use and I use firefox with noscript and flashblock extensions installed. It is also configured to delete all cookies and other data upon closing the application. When I travel I take a USB key with portable firefox installed to the same specs.

But, yeah, I still use google. I wonder if I can get one of the better alternatives as a default search for the search pane in firefox?

Sorry for the OT :(

sirgonzo420
11th May 2011, 07:10 AM
I like http://startpage.com/ and http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/scraper.htm.

Maybe I'm a little too paranoid with tracking cookies and such, but I use those pages to minimize it.


Thanks, I explicitly block the google cookie on every machine I use and I use firefox with noscript and flashblock extensions installed. It is also configured to delete all cookies and other data upon closing the application. When I travel I take a USB key with portable firefox installed to the same specs.

But, yeah, I still use google. I wonder if I can get one of the better alternatives as a default search for the search pane in firefox?

Sorry for the OT :(


http://www.ixquick.com/eng/download-ixquick-plugin.html


An Ixquick search plugin is available for Firefox... Ixquick is the search engine startpage uses.