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Ponce
17th May 2011, 12:15 PM
How would you like to be working next to her while she is having her 47 (or 18) mastubating break?...and of course she then must have her cigarette break and coffee break.
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Ana Catarian Bezerra, Brazilian Woman, Legally Entitled To Masturbate At Work (VIDEO)

A Brazilian judge has handed down a ruling that allows a female accountant to masturbate at work and even view porn on her computer.

stumble In a decision that can only be described as touchy, a Brazilian judge has reportedly ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer.

Ana Catarian Bezerra successfully argued that she suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, according to a viral news story.

Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com.

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said. "That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

After winning a court battle and seeking professional help, Bezerra is legally entitled to combine work with pleasure.

Her doctor has also given her a medical cocktail of tranquilizers that has reduced her need to masturbate to about 18 times a day.

As might be expected, Bezerra's case raises all sorts of eyebrows (among other things) by various experts such as Dr. Carol Queen, resident sexologist for Good Vibrations, a San Francisco-based sex toy shop.

"This case is interesting because it shows the difference between Brazilian culture and the U.S.," Queen told AOL Weird News. "It's unlikely a workplace here would allow her the time to do that, even though practically everyone who has masturbated knows that it relieves tension."

Although Queen admitted Bezerra's condition is not common at all, she said she found it interesting that the ruling came in the middle of "National Masturbation Month," an event she helped organize back in 1995 and is now celebrated in pockets all over the world.

"We started it to honor then-surgeon general Dr. Joycelyn Elders, who was forced to resign after she made some sensible comments that perhaps teens should be taught about masturbation in sex ed classes," Queen said.

Nothing like Bezerra's particular case seems to show up in medical textbooks, including her doctor's diagnosis of "hypersexuality," according to psychotherapist Dr. Julie Elledge.

"Hypersexuality is not listed as an accepted diagnosis in the Diagnostic Statistical Menu," she said. "It's possible there could be a co-diagnosis of bipolar disorder or obsessive-compulsive disorder as well. When sex addiction is the diagnosis, it's usually not because of the sex, but the behaviors surrounding it."

Elledge said she'd need to have more information about Bezzera's case to be able to make a diagnosis, but she does concede the case -- and Bezerra's doctor's recommendation -- both seem extreme.

"This is definitely an unusual way to address her issues," she said.

Bezzera's case may set a precedent in the Brazilian court, but legal experts who deal in workplace issues are skeptical it could pass the test stateside.

Lawyer Virginia Keeney said that while workplace laws are meant to protect people with disabilities and provide them with reasonable accommodations, she's never heard of a similar decision in U.S. law.

"There have been cases where employees have been allowed multiple rest periods or bathroom breaks," Keeney said. "In theory, I suppose a case could be made to allow her to go to the bathroom as well without stating exactly why. However, my issue is that her needs could be difficult to accommodate."

Suzy Moore, who also specializes in workplace law, offered a similar argument.

"Really, it's hard to make a case for reasonable accommodation in this example because you'd have to take into account the other employees' privacy rights -- and the risk for sexual harassment," she said.

Etiquette expert Jason Tesauro, author of "The Modern Gentleman," believes good manners are a better solution than legal rulings.

"She can't go ankles up on the desk and, honestly, she shouldn't dress provocatively in fishnets or show off her decolletage," Tesauro said.

Of course, Bezerra's coworkers have a duty to keep everything aboveboard as well.

"Anytime you have a coworker, friend or family member with a medical anomaly, the proper response is to avert attention, and don't call attention to it," Tesauro said. "This is no excuse for Bezzera's coworkers to presume intimacy with her. The social boundaries haven't moved for them, just her."

http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/16/ana-catarian-bezerra-legally-masturbate-at-work_n_862452.html?ir=World

Publico Pro Se
17th May 2011, 12:20 PM
I call I get to watch!

osoab
17th May 2011, 12:24 PM
I call I get to watch!


;D

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Awoke
17th May 2011, 12:50 PM
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Ana Catarina Bezerra

madfranks
17th May 2011, 12:57 PM
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said. "That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Supposing she gives herself 8 hours to sleep per day, that equates to roughly once every 20 minutes, or three times every hour. How does she manage to get any work done at all if she's buffin' her muffin' that much? :o

Awoke
17th May 2011, 01:11 PM
Haha, MadFranks... "Buffin her muffin"

bellevuebully
17th May 2011, 01:46 PM
How come when someone cuts themselves obsessively so they can feel they are treated to the point where they stop their behaviour, but when someone masterbates obsessively so they can feel better, they are awarded the priveledge of indulging in it wherevere they want?

Afaiac, she has spun into a cycle from which she needs to escape from and deal with, not indulge in more. The courts have not helped this woman at all, they have just enabled her. jmo.

Shorty Harris
17th May 2011, 01:52 PM
Totally different ruling then if it was a dude. Ridicule, persecution, Prosecution, Jail time.

Horn
17th May 2011, 02:07 PM
What woman needs to self buff in this day and age, all thats required is a couple AAAs.

http://www.forafters.co.uk/media/gbu/prodxl/Strap-on-butterlfy-vibrator-2.jpg

Hillbilly
17th May 2011, 02:23 PM
Sounds like she is in the wrong line of work. She needs to get a job at the Bunny Ranch.

Low Pan
17th May 2011, 02:35 PM
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said. "That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Supposing she gives herself 8 hours to sleep per day, that equates to roughly once every 20 minutes, or three times every hour. How does she manage to get any work done at all if she's buffin' her muffin' that much? :o


that doesn't even include the time it takes her to climax :o

madfranks
17th May 2011, 03:43 PM
What would happen if she lived in the states ?

She would be declared by her m.d. of having a severe anxiety disorder (just as she did)
then she would qualify & receive a monthly nut check, I mean monthly SSI disability check for the duration of her mental illness.

People get it for drug addiction, alcohol addiction, bi-polar, manic depression, anxiety, and on and on and on......................


Really? Because I could credibly persuade them that I have any one of those illnesses. Maybe I have been disabled all this time and could have been getting checks and I never knew... ;D

Horn
17th May 2011, 04:03 PM
What would happen if she lived in the states ?

She would be declared by her m.d. of having a severe anxiety disorder (just as she did)
then she would qualify & receive a monthly nut check, I mean monthly SSI disability check for the duration of her mental illness.

People get it for drug addiction, alcohol addiction, bi-polar, manic depression, anxiety, and on and on and on......................


Really? Because I could credibly persuade them that I have any one of those illnesses. Maybe I have been disabled all this time and could have been getting checks and I never knew... ;D


As of yet, there are no checks for ignorance, independently.

solid
17th May 2011, 04:47 PM
I think the crux of all this is...is this gal single?

It would take some major focus and dedication to help with this gal's affliction, but some of us do enjoy helping others. Help science and the medical community too.

It would be a nice thing to do, to be there for this poor woman in her time of need.

Bullion_Bob
17th May 2011, 04:58 PM
That's gotta cause some pretty severe carpal tunnel...

That poor woman needs a hand.

TheNocturnalEgyptian
17th May 2011, 05:39 PM
This ruling would not be the same if the behavior in question was less attractive, for example burping or some other bodily function.

bellevuebully
17th May 2011, 05:59 PM
This ruling would not be the same if the behavior in question was less attractive, for example burping or some other bodily function.


How about my example? I need to inflict cuts on myself to feel because I am phsycologically disconnected. Do you think the court would order the company to provide clean razors and tissue?

This has everything to do with the nature of the activity being sexual.

General of Darkness
17th May 2011, 06:19 PM
Accounts
Teachers
Nurses

All need loving. ;D

ximmy
17th May 2011, 06:30 PM
This ruling would not be the same if the behavior in question was less attractive, for example burping or some other bodily function.


Farting is protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPs9Cux7oo