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nunaem
17th May 2011, 08:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_rvHgQ6tw

WTF is wrong with people? :conf:

I hope everyone who does 'planking' dies.

ximmy
17th May 2011, 08:44 PM
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... ::)

willie pete
17th May 2011, 08:44 PM
Darwin Award winner :D

EE_
17th May 2011, 08:45 PM
These are the same people that would have been "mooning" or "streaking" during an earlier era.

nunaem
17th May 2011, 09:02 PM
At first I thought this was from the Onion. I guess it's true what they say, reality is stupider than fiction.

EE_
17th May 2011, 09:15 PM
"this is exactly what the police have been fearing" ???

ximmy
17th May 2011, 09:53 PM
"this is exactly what the police have been fearing" ???


:ROFL:

Book
17th May 2011, 11:13 PM
Did you see those people trying to balance themselves like a fvcking teeter totter/ seesaw ????



Up to 4 Hours with Viagra.

;)

Cebu_4_2
18th May 2011, 02:52 AM
I did that at the top of a power tower once but that was a very long time ago. Was called retarded and not planking. My friend Al Cohol was driving so I had no choice.

Neuro
18th May 2011, 03:09 AM
Darwin Award winner :D
I guess this activity will have wiped itself of the face of the earth in aproximately one generation...;D

solid
18th May 2011, 05:40 AM
"this is exactly what the police have been fearing" ???


;D I missed that quote. My favorite quote (in Australian accent of course)...

"It's a tragedy for everyone."

That's a bit of a stretch. It's always sad when a young person dies though..

I think the point here is it's not death to worry about, we all die sometime. It's dying doing something completely stupid that we should be concerned with.

nunaem
18th May 2011, 07:17 AM
"this is exactly what the police have been fearing" ???


;D I missed that quote. My favorite quote (in Australian accent of course)...

"It's a tragedy for everyone."



My favorite is the comment on Youtube:

"He died an honourable death."

:ROFL:

Kruger
18th May 2011, 07:59 AM
I swear. It seems like things are just getting dumber and more bizarre by the day. Satire/comedies like the Onion, South Park, and Idiocracy can really just be replaced by Reality tv and the news nowadays.

Olmstein
18th May 2011, 08:58 AM
Is this the new "extreme ironing"?

cthulu
18th May 2011, 09:06 AM
I propose we create "knifing" where you see how many times you can stab yourself with a knife right in the chest. +1 for right in the heart, +4 right in the eye, and for each inch deep you bury the blade, you can +1, with repeated stabs getting +2 for each stab.

Cobalt
18th May 2011, 09:08 AM
Need to flush the gene pool a little faster, I propose another variation of the planking craze called speed bump

gunDriller
18th May 2011, 02:42 PM
if you plank on a bed, it's not so bad.

or, a sofa.

or is it then not planking ?

solid
18th May 2011, 02:49 PM
if you plank on a bed, it's not so bad.

or, a sofa.

or is it then not planking ?


I like the way you think, gunDriller. The next gal I like, I'm going to invite her to go planking together. We'll start on the sofa of course, then try out the bed next. ;)

Glass
18th May 2011, 09:05 PM
Well you'll be pleased to know that today the media is pushing a whole new craze that is "sweeping" the intergoogletron. Today we have a craze called TeaPotting. I have no idea what it is but I'm told everyone is into it.

So the media blasted everyone with this planking is a craze rubbish... which it wasn't until they started talking about it. Now they are telling everyone this is the new craze.. so lets see how many people they can suck in with this stupidity. In fact I think it's a send up based on the pictures I've seen. Just someone taking the micky out of the planking morans.

Oh and we had another "planking death" overnight with some fool planking on the back of a fast moving vehicle. We can guess how that turned out. I haven't seen any planking on trains yet but I'm sure they will find something posted on facespace.