Elvis: Stupid or Clever?

[Hillbilly]

There are so many totally opposite stories about Elvis. Some say he was a Genius with a photographic memory who could listen to two simultaneous conversations and understand them perfectly. Others tell of a complete idiot led around by the nose by Tom Parker.

Also some say he was full of life and the gospel and others say no he was a miserably depressed misanthrope who needed to be drugged up all the time.

What do you think? Anyone happen to know of a friend of a friend or anyone who actually new him?


To be fare Elvis is not the only one painted with such duality. Jim Morrison is described in much the same way. Is this a Hollywood thing? does it sell more records?

[sirgonzo420]

Elvis was a jew.

True story.

http://www.elvispresleynews.com/images/ElvisPresley-StarofDavid.jpg


That being said, I don't dislike his music.

[mamboni]

Elvis was a jew.

True story.

http://www.elvispresleynews.com/images/ElvisPresley-StarofDavid.jpg


That being said, I don't dislike his music.




You forgot to switch to your Antonio sock puppet before writing this.

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

From Wiki:


Early years (1935–53)Childhood in Tupelo
Presley's birthplace in Tupelo, MississippiElvis Presley was born on January 8, 1935, in Tupelo, Mississippi, to 18-year-old Vernon Elvis and 22-year-old Gladys Love Presley.[5] In the two-room shotgun house built by his father in readiness for the birth, Jesse Garon Presley, his identical twin brother, was delivered 35 minutes before him, stillborn. As an only child, Presley became close to both parents and formed an unusually tight bond with his mother. The family attended an Assembly of God church where he found his initial musical inspiration.[6]


Hmm, no mention of attending synagogue or enjoying gefilte fish dinners. :oo-->

[sirgonzo420]

Elvis was a jew.

True story.

http://www.elvispresleynews.com/images/ElvisPresley-StarofDavid.jpg


That being said, I don't dislike his music.




You forgot to switch to your Antonio sock puppet before writing this.

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:


"Doctor, I posted on the forums with Antonio, I knew Antonio, Antonio was a friend of mine. Doctor, I'm no Antonio."

[sirgonzo420]

Is Elvis Jewish?

It seems that Elvis Aron Presley is Jewish by parentage according to a book by Elaine Dundy. In fact, the King's middle name "Aron" is a misspelling of Aaron, the brother of Moses in the Bible.

The book by Dundy claims that Elvis Presley has Jewish Heritage through direct descent from the Jewess Martha Tacket.

Elvis's mother, Gladys Love Smith's mother was named Octavia "Doll" Marsell by her mother who was a Jewess named Martha Tacket who lived from 1852-1887.

Under Jewish law, a person is of Jewish descent if his mother is Jewish. All Jews come through the lineage of their mothers.

All mothers in Elvis Presley's birth line run uninterrupted from the Jewish grandmother, Ms. Tacket, and then through all of his descending mothers and grandmothers. Therefore, Elvis himself is legally Jewish under the Jewish law of succession through mothers.

This information is found in the book entitled Elvis and Gladys by historian and biographer named Elaine Dundy.

Dundy writes in her book, "... Nancy Burdine was married to Abner Tacket. Nancy was of particular interest to Gladys for her Jewish heritage, often remembering Nancy's sons for their Jewish names Sidney and Jerome. Nancy and Abner had a daughter, Martha (Tacket), who married White Mansell. The daughter which they named Octavia nicknamed Doll who was Elvis' maternal grandmother."

After Elvis' mother, Gladys, died, the King designed her tombstone with a Star of David on it to honor her Jewish ancestry, which was something Gladys was proud of.

After a breakin on August 29, 1977 to steal both Elvis' and Gladys' bodies, they were buried in Graceland where their security could be guaranteed.

It is reported that Elvis learned the Hebrew alphabet and wore a piece of jewelry called a "Chai" which contained Hebrew words and the Star of David during 1977, the last year of his life. When asked why, Elvis said it was to insure going to heaven by fulfilling every possible technicality.

Elvis was told by his parents not to mention his Jewish ancestry as many persons hated Jews. At one point in his life, Elvis lived in an apartment below a Jewish Rabbi with whom he would meet and confer on occasion.

Elvis gave money each year to Memphis charities. One year, Memphis Jewish Welfare sent a delegation to Elvis. He wrote them a check for $150,000. Elvis also donated a room for to the old Memphis Jewish Community Center.

Elvis is legally Jewish by having been born of a Jewish mother, and he did have some interest in this aspect of his inheritance, but his personal religion was Christian.

Elvis and his family sporadically attended the First Assembly of God in both Tupelo, Mississippi and Memphis, Tennessee.


Pretty much, except that "Aron" is not a misspelling of "Aaron", but is derived from "Garon", after "Jesse Garon"; who was his identical twin brother who was stillborn just a few minutes before Elvis' birth.

[mamboni]

If Elvis is Jewish per having a mother, grandmother, greatgrandmother, great great grandmother or great great great grandmother of Jewish ancestry I would venture to guess that over half of Americans are Jewish. Probably most members of GSUS are Jews by this definition. Heck, maybe JD Rock is Jewish? Nah!!!! ;D

[sirgonzo420]

If Elvis is Jewish per having a mother, grandmother, greatgrandmother, great great grandmother or great great great grandmother of Jewish ancestry I would venture to guess that over half of Americans are Jewish. Probably most members of GSUS are Jews by this definition. Heck, maybe JD Rock is Jewish? Nah!!!! ;D


I reckon jews are a lot more than "2%" too.

But according to jewish law, if your mother is jewish, then you are jewish, and there's not much that can be done.

You can be a practicing christian, but if your mother was jewish, then you are too through the eyes of world jewry and the "State of Israel".

Sorry if this means you're jewish, mamboni.


Have a bagel! ;D

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bagelassortment.jpg

[StreetsOfGold]

Elvis was into satanism and often quoted from the works of madame Blavatsky ON STAGE during his concerts in Lost wages (Las Vegas)

[mamboni]

If Elvis is Jewish per having a mother, grandmother, greatgrandmother, great great grandmother or great great great grandmother of Jewish ancestry I would venture to guess that over half of Americans are Jewish. Probably most members of GSUS are Jews by this definition. Heck, maybe JD Rock is Jewish? Nah!!!! ;D


I reckon jews are a lot more than "2%" too.

But according to jewish law, if your mother is jewish, then you are jewish, and there's not much that can be done.

You can be a practicing christian, but if your mother was jewish, then you are too through the eyes of world jewry and the "State of Israel".

Sorry if this means you're jewish, mamboni.


Have a bagel! ;D

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bagelassortment.jpg




How dare you! Don't you know that the Jews stole the bagel from an Italian, the great Guido Antonio Giuseppe Hyman Glauco Luigi Bageli?

[ximmy]

Elvis stole his dance moves from Forrest Gump...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbiWRS7MRnA

[Antonio]

Everyone on GSUS is Jewish and they are all Antonio`s sock puppets. L`chaim!

[Hillbilly]

Elvis was into satanism and often quoted from the works of madame Blavatsky ON STAGE during his concerts in Lost wages (Las Vegas)



Holly shit I had never heard that before. What sort of things was he saying?

[JDRock]

If Elvis is Jewish per having a mother, grandmother, greatgrandmother, great great grandmother or great great great grandmother of Jewish ancestry I would venture to guess that over half of Americans are Jewish. Probably most members of GSUS are Jews by this definition. Heck, maybe JD Rock is Jewish? Nah!!!! ;D


vas is dahss? are you callink me ouwt? :lol

[Walter Mitty]

Whether a person is Jewish or not comes through the Father.
Moses married a Midianite (I believe). Yet his sons were Jewish.
David married Bathsheba who had been married to a Hittite(I believe).
So Bathsheba (not an Israeli name) was undoubtedly Hittite.
Yet Solomon became King and built the Temple.
The Jewish religious leaders changed it from a Patriarchal line of descent to Matriarchal because it was easier (obviously) to tell who the Mother of a child was than the Father.
Just my .02.

[JDRock]

elvis...gotta bump this

[mamboni]

elvis...gotta bump this


Well, you probably have the only kosher avatar on GSUS. This must mean somsthing. ;D

[JDRock]

..if im not mistaken it one of YOUR photoshop jobs ! ( and a classic btw) :plll