the "People You Never Knew Were Jewish" Thread

[sirgonzo420]

This thread is for GSUS's beloved resident physician. ;D


I'll start:

Harrison Ford!

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=73

http://www.jewornotjew.com/img/people/h/harrison_ford.jpg


Some Jews are easy to spot. Take Woody Allen, for instance. You don't need a Jewish radar (Jewdar?) or some clever website to tell you he is Jewish. One look at the former Mr. Konigsberg is all you need to permanently classify him as a member of the tribe.

And then there's Harrison Ford.

Let's face it; Ford doesn't look Jewish, Ford doesn't act Jewish, and "Ford" doesn't sound Jewish. In fact, if you poll a man on the street, they will gladly proclaim one of America's favorite action heroes to be an Irishman. And they would be half right.

For Ford's father is Irish — but his mother is Jewish. And as he says himself, he feels "Irish as a person but Jewish as an actor". Perfect. So you Irishmen can take his bulimic-dating real-life persona. We'll claim Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Not a fair trade-off? Sure, but what else do you expect from this website?

Verdict: Jew.

I was as surprised as you are!

[Book]

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:oo--> Oy Vey!

[JJ.G0ldD0t]

lol

jewdar

Word of the day!

[steyr_m]

Here's one that surprised me --

Bill Gates

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=760

[MAGNES]

Sovereign Grand Inspector

http://www.google.com/search?q=Sovereign%20Grand%20Inspector&hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

[sirgonzo420]

Sovereign Grand Inspector

http://www.google.com/search?q=Sovereign%20Grand%20Inspector&hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi




It's a joke, Magnes.

I've got some Klan titles thrown in there too.

[Nitz]

Here's one that surprised me --

Bill Gates

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=760


Surprised you? WHY???!!!???

[Nitz]

You broke my heart Mila!

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2010/12/mila-kunis-makeup.jpg

[Antonio]

The only truly great White man I know of who was not a Jew:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen

[JDRock]

Carl "skyvike" anderson over at gim #2 ;D

[Nitz]

Actually both broads in this lovely scene

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/6232006/natalie_portman_mila_kunis_black_swan_02/

[DMac]

Harry Potter

[Horn]

Actually both broads in this lovely scene

Give this man an Oscar...

[Shorty Harris]

This should come as no surprise either Given his "business" sense , But Gene Simmons of KISS

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gene-simmons.jpg

[Nitz]

Bob Zimmerman

[JDRock]

jon stewart = lebovitz

jack ruby = rubenstein

scooter libby = lewis lowenstein

[Nitz]

hey shorty, how do you post pictures like that w/o using the "attachment" thingermajig?

[Nitz]

Ruby is a good one..fucking people assume he is Italian...one of the most consistent campaigns in the Jewish media, making Italians look like the "gangsters"...

[Shorty Harris]

I find the pic I want, Right click on View image, then copy the url of the pic only..Then I go to post - look for the button with what looks like a picture in a frame. and inset URL.

[Horn]

scooter libby = lewis lowenstein

Who'da thunk? Another sacrificial lamb.

I never realized...

http://jamsidedown.com/images/2007/09/13/scooter_1.jpg

[Plastic]

Captain Kirk. >:(

[Publico Pro Se]

Spock

And Sulu flies the Enterprise with such a gentle hand.

[gunDriller]

Here's one that surprised me --

Bill Gates

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=760


reminds me of that old candy, "Jujube's."


if a Jewish person mated with a gray UFO guy, would you get gray Jujube's ?

[Ponce]

GODDDDDDDDDDDDD DANMET...........WAKE UP SUCKERS...........YOU MEAN KHAZAR "JEWS" AND NOT REAL JEWS.

This is how the "legend" of the "Jews" are asimilated by the general population.......how many of those forementioned people are REAL Jews?

That's one trick that the "Jews" uses in order to brainwashed you into believing that a "Jew" is a Jew..... mixed them together and let God separate them.

The Kazar "Jews" dont care what you call them AS LONG as you add the word JEW.

[Dogman]

With ears and attitude to match this one has to be!


http://files.lakerhead.com/2010/06/yoda2.jpg

[gunDriller]

With ears and attitude to match this one has to be!

http://files.lakerhead.com/2010/06/yoda2.jpg


no way Yoda is Jewish !

[horseshoe3]

With ears and attitude to match this one has to be!

http://files.lakerhead.com/2010/06/yoda2.jpg


no way Yoda is Jewish !


Yah, the nose is WAY too small.

[VX1]

Getty Lee of RUSH. Heartbreaking. Gene Simmons gave them their start. Makes you wonder where Neal Peart would have ended up, if Geddy had been Catholic.


This should come as no surprise either Given his "business" sense , But Gene Simmons of KISS

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gene-simmons.jpg

[Dogman]

With ears and attitude to match this one has to be!

http://files.lakerhead.com/2010/06/yoda2.jpg


no way Yoda is Jewish !


Even with a rumored full name of Yodath ben Wackyoustine? ;D

[oldmansmith]

With ears and attitude to match this one has to be!

http://files.lakerhead.com/2010/06/yoda2.jpg


no way Yoda is Jewish !



Goy Boy all the way!

[willie pete]

an extensive list "Here" (http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-entertainment-folder.html#anchor436002)

[JDRock]

Bob Zimmerman

remember the hit song that launched his carrer? laylady lay?? HE wasnt the one singing that song! im in the buis, i know.

[Large Sarge]

an old interview with texe marrs and DBS, and texe said he was in new york one time, trying to get some book published....

and the publisher thought "marrs" was a derivative of meyers (jewish)

so the publisher starts offering texe all this free stuff, and throwing out yiddish slang

"like normally we charge for this, and that, but for you its free"

until texe said he was a christian.....

and went looking for another publisher.

I sincerely believe that,

[Book]

This is how the "legend" of the "Jews" are assimilated by the general population...



http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/1/9780061455711.jpg

;) jubans...lol. (http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/vjw/Cuba.html)

[ShortJohnSilver]

an old interview with texe marrs and DBS, and texe said he was in new york one time, trying to get some book published....

and the publisher thought "marrs" was a derivative of meyers (jewish)

so the publisher starts offering texe all this free stuff, and throwing out yiddish slang

"like normally we charge for this, and that, but for you its free"

until texe said he was a christian.....

and went looking for another publisher.

I sincerely believe that,




Completely believable, given my experience and the experience of others in my family in the book business.

[carpathian]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4a/Dr_John_Zoidberg.png/180px-Dr_John_Zoidberg.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Zoidberg

.....Zoidberg is frequently identified by the writers in episode commentaries as having some Jewish characteristics, though in the episode "Future Stock" he is barred from a "Bot Mitzvah" (a robot Bar Mitzvah), because shellfish are not Kosher.

lol

[silver solution]

The only truly great White man I know of who was not a Jew:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
Jews are not white people.

[7th trump]

The only truly great White man I know of who was not a Jew:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
Jews are not white people.

Yes, jews are white people.
Their ancestry is traced back to Cain as in Cain and Able.
"Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain". Cain was the first murderer. The same people Christ addressed as "their father is the devil" and are of the synagog of satan.
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.
It was these People, the Isrealites, who are recorded in the Bible after being released from captivity from Egypt that migrated over the Caucaucian mountains of Georgia to settle the north (Europe and onto the America's) hence why we are called caucausians and not jews. Your birth rights and history are hidden in plain sight right before your eyes.
The lost tribes of Isreal are only considered "lost" because they do not know their history otherwise they would understand who they really are.

Unless you possess the key of David, able to unlock doors that no man can lock or unlock, you will not really understand the Bible.
And just what is the key of David?
This right here!
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.

[steyr_m]

Here's one that surprised me --

Bill Gates

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=760


Surprised you? WHY???!!!???


Because I thought he is Jewish.

[Uncle Salty]

This is how the "legend" of the "Jews" are assimilated by the general population...



http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/1/9780061455711.jpg

;) jubans...lol. (http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/vjw/Cuba.html)


A buddy of mine has a German last name that is spelled differently from its same sounding jewish name. He was breaking into the music publishing business in NYC and all doors seemed to be open, deals were being proposed, meetings taken, and then he was asked what synagogue he attended. When he answered none, they said they thought he was jewish because of his last name and he explained the spelling.

After that day, nothing. No deals, no meetings, no returned phone calls.

[willie pete]

This is how the "legend" of the "Jews" are assimilated by the general population...



http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/1/9780061455711.jpg

;) jubans...lol. (http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/vjw/Cuba.html)


A buddy of mine has a German last name that is spelled differently from its same sounding jewish name. He was breaking into the music publishing business in NYC and all doors seemed to be open, deals were being proposed, meetings taken, and then he was asked what synagogue he attended. When he answered none, they said they thought he was jewish because of his last name and he explained the spelling.

After that day, nothing. No deals, no meetings, no returned phone calls.



look at hollywood, you don't get very far there if you're not a jew...sure; there are a few that prosper, but not many at all... :D

[sirgonzo420]

look at hollywood, you don't get very far there if you're not a jew...sure; there are a few that prosper, but not many at all... :D


Whoopi "Goldberg" was told by her father that she would go farther in show business if she had a jewish last name.


I reckon it worked out.


http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/whoopi-goldberg.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk1cirEPDe0ky_et06C5NCCi9w29hgG IdfHlzZQ6u6rIfFQzpA&t=1

[silver solution]

The only truly great White man I know of who was not a Jew:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
Jews are not white people.

Yes, jews are white people.
Their ancestry is traced back to Cain as in Cain and Able.
"Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain". Cain was the first murderer. The same people Christ addressed as "their father is the devil" and are of the synagog of satan.
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.
It was these People, the Isrealites, who are recorded in the Bible after being released from captivity from Egypt that migrated over the Caucaucian mountains of Georgia to settle the north (Europe and onto the America's) hence why we are called caucausians and not jews. Your birth rights and history are hidden in plain sight right before your eyes.
The lost tribes of Isreal are only considered "lost" because they do not know their history otherwise they would understand who they really are.

Unless you possess the key of David, able to unlock doors that no man can lock or unlock, you will not really understand the Bible.
And just what is the key of David?
This right here!
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.


Kazars are muds. Italians are Babylonian's or muds and came from Babylon after they lost big war. I'm sure some are Hebrews as they had so many Hebrew slaves. Germans I don't believe are Hebrews same with the Polish and Russians. I think you are very wrong when it comes to Italians, Germans, Polishs and Russians if you think they are Hebrews.

[7th trump]

The only truly great White man I know of who was not a Jew:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
Jews are not white people.

Yes, jews are white people.
Their ancestry is traced back to Cain as in Cain and Able.
"Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain". Cain was the first murderer. The same people Christ addressed as "their father is the devil" and are of the synagog of satan.
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.
It was these People, the Isrealites, who are recorded in the Bible after being released from captivity from Egypt that migrated over the Caucaucian mountains of Georgia to settle the north (Europe and onto the America's) hence why we are called caucausians and not jews. Your birth rights and history are hidden in plain sight right before your eyes.
The lost tribes of Isreal are only considered "lost" because they do not know their history otherwise they would understand who they really are.

Unless you possess the key of David, able to unlock doors that no man can lock or unlock, you will not really understand the Bible.
And just what is the key of David?
This right here!
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.


Kazars are muds. Italians are Babylonian's or muds and came from Babylon after they lost big war. I'm sure some are Hebrews as they had so many Hebrew slaves. Germans I don't believe are Hebrews same with the Polish and Russians. I think you are very wrong when it comes to Italians, Germans, Polishs and Russians if you think they are Hebrews.

Ok just what is a "mud"?
And biblically speaking I dont remember seeing the word "Kazar" or "mud" in the bible.
You dont even know what babylon is to know who the italians are much less the Germans.

Who went over the caucaucian mountains after captivity in Egypt to later be called caucasian?
It was 10 of 12 tribes of Isreal who went over the Caucaucian mountains.
They were scattered across the globe and their language.....changed.
Think what you want but the Bible doesnt lie as to who the House of Isreal is. And then theres the House of Judah yet to be addressed. Who do you suppose they are?
The key of David is understanding the geneology.
Once you understand the key you know who the Kenites are. "Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain".................the first murderer and are the tares spoken of in Revelation. You forgot about those people didnt you?
It is these people, the Kenites, who Christ addressed as the those who claim to be the choosen but are not. Christ said their father is the devil who is the father of all lies........the deceiver, satan, the old dragon, lucifer, the son of perdition, the serpent, the antichrist and so on.
I suggest you reread Genesis to get a better understanding of what it is you are talking about.

[D sciple]

Hmm, Interesting conversation.

To clarify, lets see what we (me, 7th Trump, Silver Solution) agree on.

Facts that are clear (that I hope we agree on):

1. 12 tribes (13 maybe with levites) went into slavery in Egypt. (How is this not true Trump? as it appears you think Judah avoided this somehow).

2. Moses delivered Israel from Egypt (all tribes) and later they form the Kingdom (unified).

3. After Solomon the Kingdom of Israel is divided into two, the House of Israel (10 tribes) and the House of Judah (2 tribes of Judah and Benjamin)

4. The 10 tribed House of Israel goes into captivity to the Assyrian Empire (who are Germans IMO, I can't prove however)

5. The House of Judah goes into captivity to the Babylonian Empire.

6. New Testament opens. It appears Judah is now captive in the Roman Empire.

These facts are unarguable correct? Since Judah went into captivity to the Babylonian Empire and then the New Testament opens with Judah captives of the Roman empire....I think its likely these empires contain the same peoples (with additional peoples a possibility). How did the House of Judah become a possession of the Roman Empire if they are not the same (Babylonian and Roman)?

Also just shooting from the hip (and here is where I'm sure there will be discussion), but I would say the 10 tribed House of Israel moved on from the Assyrian Empire (mixing with Germans in the process of captivity and leaving). Then the Assyrian Empire (after Israel left) were joined somehow to the Babylonian/Roman Empire (I'm very unclear here, just going from deductive reasoning and trusted "sources").

Anyway, we all agree that these 6 facts are facts correct? (aside from my German Assertion on 4)

[silver solution]

The only truly great White man I know of who was not a Jew:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
Jews are not white people.

Yes, jews are white people.
Their ancestry is traced back to Cain as in Cain and Able.
"Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain". Cain was the first murderer. The same people Christ addressed as "their father is the devil" and are of the synagog of satan.
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.
It was these People, the Isrealites, who are recorded in the Bible after being released from captivity from Egypt that migrated over the Caucaucian mountains of Georgia to settle the north (Europe and onto the America's) hence why we are called caucausians and not jews. Your birth rights and history are hidden in plain sight right before your eyes.
The lost tribes of Isreal are only considered "lost" because they do not know their history otherwise they would understand who they really are.

Unless you possess the key of David, able to unlock doors that no man can lock or unlock, you will not really understand the Bible.
And just what is the key of David?
This right here!
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.


Kazars are muds. Italians are Babylonian's or muds and came from Babylon after they lost big war. I'm sure some are Hebrews as they had so many Hebrew slaves. Germans I don't believe are Hebrews same with the Polish and Russians. I think you are very wrong when it comes to Italians, Germans, Polishs and Russians if you think they are Hebrews.

Ok just what is a "mud"?
And biblically speaking I dont remember seeing the word "Kazar" or "mud" in the bible.
You dont even know what babylon is to know who the italians are much less the Germans.

Who went over the caucaucian mountains after captivity in Egypt to later be called caucasian?
It was 10 of 12 tribes of Isreal who went over the Caucaucian mountains.
They were scattered across the globe and their language.....changed.
Think what you want but the Bible doesnt lie as to who the House of Isreal is. And then theres the House of Judah yet to be addressed. Who do you suppose they are?
The key of David is understanding the geneology.
Once you understand the key you know who the Kenites are. "Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain".................the first murderer and are the tares spoken of in Revelation. You forgot about those people didnt you?
It is these people, the Kenites, who Christ addressed as the those who claim to be the choosen but are not. Christ said their father is the devil who is the father of all lies........the deceiver, satan, the old dragon, lucifer, the son of perdition, the serpent, the antichrist and so on.
I suggest you reread Genesis to get a better understanding of what it is you are talking about.
You know a mud is a mixed breed!!

Some of Israel just sailed away and never went over those mountains. imho

House of Judah are more than like a small group of familys in the north of Ireland also in Scotland and England. http://jahtruth.net/abraham.htm

The sons of satan are the people that God Hates. These are the Kazar fake jew sons of Esau. They are muds or a mixed up mess of a people.imho

[ShortJohnSilver]

You can't go around saying "here a mud, there a mud, everywhere a mud mud..." without backing up your argument with cites from either the Bible or some historical source. How about some links to back up what you are saying?

[7th trump]

The only truly great White man I know of who was not a Jew:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
Jews are not white people.

Yes, jews are white people.
Their ancestry is traced back to Cain as in Cain and Able.
"Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain". Cain was the first murderer. The same people Christ addressed as "their father is the devil" and are of the synagog of satan.
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.
It was these People, the Isrealites, who are recorded in the Bible after being released from captivity from Egypt that migrated over the Caucaucian mountains of Georgia to settle the north (Europe and onto the America's) hence why we are called caucausians and not jews. Your birth rights and history are hidden in plain sight right before your eyes.
The lost tribes of Isreal are only considered "lost" because they do not know their history otherwise they would understand who they really are.

Unless you possess the key of David, able to unlock doors that no man can lock or unlock, you will not really understand the Bible.
And just what is the key of David?
This right here!
The real Isrealites are what we call today caucasians; Germans, English, Polish, French, Russian, Swedish, American, Austrailian, Denmark, Canada, Holland, Spain, Italy and so on.


Kazars are muds. Italians are Babylonian's or muds and came from Babylon after they lost big war. I'm sure some are Hebrews as they had so many Hebrew slaves. Germans I don't believe are Hebrews same with the Polish and Russians. I think you are very wrong when it comes to Italians, Germans, Polishs and Russians if you think they are Hebrews.

Ok just what is a "mud"?
And biblically speaking I dont remember seeing the word "Kazar" or "mud" in the bible.
You dont even know what babylon is to know who the italians are much less the Germans.

Who went over the caucaucian mountains after captivity in Egypt to later be called caucasian?
It was 10 of 12 tribes of Isreal who went over the Caucaucian mountains.
They were scattered across the globe and their language.....changed.
Think what you want but the Bible doesnt lie as to who the House of Isreal is. And then theres the House of Judah yet to be addressed. Who do you suppose they are?
The key of David is understanding the geneology.
Once you understand the key you know who the Kenites are. "Kenite" is a Hebrew word meaning "the sons of Cain".................the first murderer and are the tares spoken of in Revelation. You forgot about those people didnt you?
It is these people, the Kenites, who Christ addressed as the those who claim to be the choosen but are not. Christ said their father is the devil who is the father of all lies........the deceiver, satan, the old dragon, lucifer, the son of perdition, the serpent, the antichrist and so on.
I suggest you reread Genesis to get a better understanding of what it is you are talking about.
You know a mud is a mixed breed!!
In your opinion maybe, but Gods calls them "manzars". They are not hated by God, he still loves them, but they will not hold any office of the Lords.
Lets clarify something here................the house of Isreal is not supposed to mix with the Gentiles (colored races) God calls these the Manzars. But the genitles can mix all they wish. Theres nothing in the Bible saying the gentiles cant mix with themselves. God doesnt address the issue of the gentiles likie He does Isreal.

Some of Israel just sailed away and never went over those mountains. imho
Maybe, but the Bible says differently and geneology proves otherwise. Research the word "caucasion"......you'll open your eyes.....maybe!

House of Judah are more than like a small group of familys in the north of Ireland also in Scotland and England. http://jahtruth.net/abraham.htm
Any Biblical proof?

The sons of satan are the people that God Hates. These are the Kazar fake jew sons of Esau. They are muds or a mixed up mess of a people.imho

I dont know about Esau but I do know that "Kenite" is a word of the Hebrew language meaning the sons of Cain.
Christ addressed these people as a den of vipers and "your father is the first murderer". Cain slaying Abel was the first murderer. Theres more to this but i dont have the time to post it.

[FreeEnergy]

Hmm, Interesting conversation.

To clarify, lets see what we (me, 7th Trump, Silver Solution) agree on.

...
4. The 10 tribed House of Israel goes into captivity to the Assyrian Empire (who are Germans IMO, I can't prove however)

5. The House of Judah goes into captivity to the Babylonian Empire.

6. New Testament opens. It appears Judah is now captive in the Roman Empire.

These facts are unarguable correct? Since Judah went into captivity to the Babylonian Empire and then the New Testament opens with Judah captives of the Roman empire....I think its likely these empires contain the same peoples (with additional peoples a possibility). How did the House of Judah become a possession of the Roman Empire if they are not the same (Babylonian and Roman)?

Anyway, we all agree that these 6 facts are facts correct? (aside from my German Assertion on 4)


Let me interfere here, and first off I'll state that I an not a bible scholar :)

But.

You use the word "Empire" as if empires existed at that time.

They did NOT, it is historical fantasy , mostly to put nonexistent Roman "empire" ahead of everyone else in modern history.

For, an EMPIRE requires a quick movement of the armies, local Garrisons, continuous communication , and most importantly BIG MONEY. The reality: A bunch of military robbers go in a group, rape and pillage, and once they are gone the places they rob just continue their existence. Thousands of local dialects, no common language. As far as army control - look at the map, communication and quick army movements are just impossible at these distances, there are no highways, caravans cross asian continent in months and months..

So I am going to blindly state that europeans were siting on trees when Babylon and Assyria and Egypt existed. But these were city-states, not Empires in modern sense (i.e. big territories controlled by single government and single military).