There's finally a book that will help men understand women better.

[Serpo]

All Ive got is a photo of it......

[Gaillo]

Hmmm...
Looks a bit thin considering the subject matter being discussed! ;D

[midnight rambler]

A comparison of the control panels -

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q188/dckw81/manWomanControlPanel.jpg

[Serpo]

A girl from a Christchurch primary school handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.
The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms.Coutts,
I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.

It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Mitre10 and had commented to my daughter how much money we made due to the silt build up resulting from the earthquake disaster.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

[milehi]

If you like math more than reading...

[Serpo]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese,
a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Kiwi, a Frenchman, a Chinaman, a Fijian and an African all went to a night club together.









The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai".

[solid]

Hmmm...
Looks a bit thin considering the subject matter being discussed! ;D


I think that's the cliff notes version..

Guys, this is all you need to know...

[Antonio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8wAl6gLrA

fuck`em, let them understand each other. All you need is 5000$.

[Dogman]

Men, understanding women? ;D



Only in your wildest dreams! Never going to happen! :lol

[Serpo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8wAl6gLrA

fuck`em, let them understand each other. All you need is 5000$.


Is this the same place they make US Presidents

[Serpo]

Men, understanding women? ;D



Only in your wildest dreams! Never going to happen! :lol








They made it into outer space......

[Gaillo]

Men, understanding women? ;D



Only in your wildest dreams! Never going to happen! :lol








They made it into outer space......


Women's "Logic" - the FINAL frontier! ;D

[Dogman]

Men, understanding women? ;D



Only in your wildest dreams! Never going to happen! :lol








They made it into outer space......


Women's "Logic" - the FINAL frontier! ;D


Yep! at least in the western world, they have us men whooped! And have set their sights of bigger and better things!

Edit: The statement "The Final frontier" can be taken more than one way! Female "Logic" will continue to deify man's understanding! Maybe once "Quantum" computers come on line someday there maybe a chance
to decode it, just do not hold your breath! ;D

[ximmy]

Once upon a time, God was walking in the garden
and asked Eve, How are you doing?
She said, "Everything is great except I have this third breast and it gets in the way all the time Everything else around here is in pairs. Everything on my body is in paris except my breasts."
God said, "I made the animals with six breasts and four legs so I figured if you had half the legs you should have half the breasts. But I see what you mean, then he instantly removed the extra breast and tossed it in a nearby bush.
Eve jumped up and examined her new body.
"Wow this is perfect! Thanks God!" She said.
"No problem" God replied.
A few weeks later God asked, "Is everything ok?"
Eve said, "Well God, every animal has it's companion & I was wondering if I could have one too."
God said, "Well I think I can make a companion for you. I will call him Man."
God looked around and said, "Now what did I do with that useless boob?"

[Large Sarge]

Once upon a time, God was walking in the garden
and asked Eve, How are you doing?
She said, "Everything is great except I have this third breast and it gets in the way all the time Everything else around here is in pairs. Everything on my body is in paris except my breasts."
God said, "I made the animals with six breasts and four legs so I figured if you had half the legs you should have half the breasts. But I see what you mean, then he instantly removed the extra breast and tossed it in a nearby bush.
Eve jumped up and examined her new body.
"Wow this is perfect! Thanks God!" She said.
"No problem" God replied.
A few weeks later God asked, "Is everything ok?"
Eve said, "Well God, every animal has it's companion & I was wondering if I could have one too."
God said, "Well I think I can make a companion for you. I will call him Man."
God looked around and said, "Now what did I do with that useless boob?"


good one

[SLV^GLD]

A nice, attractive woman hears about a store in NY that caters to single women who want a reliable way to find a potential life partner. It's called "The Husband Store", and it comes with excellent references. So, she decides to give it a whirl. Upon entering, she is in a hallway with stairs leading up to 5 different floors of available men, all with various characteristics that appeal to single females.

Hmm, she thinks, as she reads the 1st sign: Once you enter a floor, you cannot go back or to any other floor. Thank you for your cooperation.

With that she proceeds to the 1st floor, where she sees another sign: On this floor are nice guys with good jobs. She decides to try the next one.

On the next floor, the sign reads: On this floor are good-looking guys with good jobs and nice cars.

"Not bad" she thinks, but decides to try the next floor anyway.

On the next floor, she sees: On this floor are good looking guys with great jobs, nice cars and they all love kids.

She's impressed, but goes up to the next floor anyway.

On this floor, the sign says: on this floor are great-looking guys with fabulous jobs, love kids, have expensive cars and are very passionate and romantic.

"Wow" she exclaims. She hesitates for a bit, but then takes the plunge to go up to the final floor.

Upon reaching the top, there is a door, which she opens. Inside, the is a sign which reads:

Hello, you are visitor number 1,269,135 so far, and are further proof that women are IMPOSSIBLE to please. Have a Nice Day.

[General of Darkness]

Women sometimes make me want to use this gun on myself.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aTTY3v3Gu-8/TTrV5Y2vRLI/AAAAAAAABAg/F5m0U6j-Pok/s1600/shoot-yourself-gun_tfxnt_6648.jpg

[gunDriller]

how about Archie comic books ?

more portable & easier to remember.

[Bullion_Bob]

All Ive got is a photo of it......


I contacted the author, apparently that's only the first chapter.

[Bullion_Bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBGOMUSc3Mw

;D

[nunaem]

It's funny because women are actually simpler to understand than men. But man's rationalism often prevents him from understanding.

[ximmy]

It's funny because women are actually simpler to understand than men. But man's rationalism often prevents him from understanding.


That's going to be the forever debate... I have girlfirends who are convinced they understand men, they are constantly being proven wrong...

For the most part:
men know they do not understand women,
women think they understand men, but do not...
both sexes figure out a few things that appease the other... and consider themselves experts ::)

[solid]

That's going to be the forever debate... I have girlfirends who are convinced they understand men, they are constantly being proven wrong...

For the most part:
men know they do not understand women,
women think they understand men, but do not...
both sexes figure out a few things that appease the other... and consider themselves experts ::)




Yup, homerun post by Ximmy.

[nunaem]

It's funny because women are actually simpler to understand than men. But man's rationalism often prevents him from understanding.


That's going to be the forever debate... I have girlfirends who are convinced they understand men, they are constantly being proven wrong...

For the most part:
men know they do not understand women,
women think they understand men, but do not...
both sexes figure out a few things that appease the other... and consider themselves experts ::)




A couple hours of reading evolutionary psychology will make anyone an expert on women. It's all about dominance and having options.

[Antonio]

Women are stuck in a diabolical catch 22. They want to dominate men but they are sexually repulsed by those whom they manage to dominate which is understandable.
I eat pork and maintain that 911 was a ZOG job. My Jewishness is limited to not mixing dairy and meat and thanking G-d that he didn`t make me a woman.

[solid]

It's all about dominance and having options.


That and having a big deadlift. Any guy who can deadlift over 400lbs, doesn't seem to have any issues in the women department.

Antonio's right, it's women stuck in the catch-22. Not men. For us, it's about goals, achieving them, and letting good people into our lives. It all sorts out then.

[nunaem]

Women are stuck in a diabolical catch 22. They want to dominate men but they are sexually repulsed by those whom they manage to dominate which is understandable.


It's understandable in the natural context. The very last thing women want is their children to have a coward's genes, so they have to constantly 'test' their potential baby-daddies for cowardice by attempting to domineer them. If she succeeds in domineering him he is still not totally useless to her, she can still get knocked up by a badboy and then make the whipped guy raise the badbabes.
This is why so many women think men should be willing to raise kids that are not theirs, while they would shriek at the notion of their baby being mixed up at the maternity ward and being given the baby of another women.

[solid]

This is why so many women think men should be willing to raise kids that are not theirs, while they would shriek at the notion of their baby being mixed up at the maternity ward and being given the baby of another women.


You are really on to something, Nunaem. It's estimated that 25% of men are not even the biological fathers of their kids. DNA testing, even if you test NOT the father, you have to be slaved to child support for 18 years. What a scam. All because she cheated, not you, yet you signed the birth certificate not knowing..

The system is at war with men. We are tools to be used and discarded, nobody cares about us.

Indeed. What a world we live in.

[woodman]

This is why so many women think men should be willing to raise kids that are not theirs, while they would shriek at the notion of their baby being mixed up at the maternity ward and being given the baby of another women.


You are really on to something, Nunaem. It's estimated that 25% of men are not even the biological fathers of their kids. DNA testing, even if you test NOT the father, you have to be slaved to child support for 18 years. What a scam. All because she cheated, not you, yet you signed the birth certificate not knowing..

The system is at war with men. We are tools to be used and discarded, nobody cares about us.

Indeed. What a world we live in.


Puposefull genocide. TPTB knew exactly what they were doing when they initiated child-support laws.

[Dogman]

These old saying's of ancient wisdom fits!

"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" Then add this one. "Opposites Attract" put them all together
and it pretty well explanes the problem, at the basic level.

[midnight rambler]

Puposefull genocide. TPTB knew exactly what they were doing when they initiated the BIRTH CERTIFICATE scheme.


fixed it

[solid]

Actually if memory serves the mother signs the birth certificate as "informant" naming the father. I don't know that the father (the one named or the real one) is ever given an opportunity to rebut the accusation.

This is actually very scary stuff, that unfortunately you can't talk about without getting labeled a mysoginist. We are talking slavery, in it's truest form, right here in our country legally.

There was a story about a young guy who went overseas in the military. He gets home to find out he has to pay child support. The woman he only met a couple of times, just put his name on the birth certificate. He gets home to be a slave for 18 years to pay for 1) a child not his 2) to woman he never even had sex with. He didn't even really know her, just met her a couple of times.

Apparently, the way it works is any woman can put any guy's name on there. The guy has a short time to contest it. How can you contest it if you don't know about it? Or if you are overseas? You can't. Boom, next thing you are an indentured servant to that woman.

Pretty soon being a single guy will flat out be a crime. They will start punishing us, picking us randomly to send monthly payments to some woman we may have never even met.