ximmy
21st May 2011, 12:31 PM
Today a band of unraptured saints believe God made mistake by not rapturing them, decide to take matters into their own hands and construct an air-bound vehicle in order to meet Christ in the air and be taken to heaven...
The hopeful congregation built a special rapture-craft for such an occasion. They have dressed themselves in the appropriate vestments and will leave earth shortly in the craft.
"We are the elect ones", proclaimed one of the self-righteous saints before boarding the craft... "We will meet Christ in the air as fire and brimstone are cast upon the hell-bound sin-laden inhabitants of the earth. Then we will land in a new earth created just for us because we have been chosen faithful."
The hopeful congregation built a special rapture-craft for such an occasion. They have dressed themselves in the appropriate vestments and will leave earth shortly in the craft.
"We are the elect ones", proclaimed one of the self-righteous saints before boarding the craft... "We will meet Christ in the air as fire and brimstone are cast upon the hell-bound sin-laden inhabitants of the earth. Then we will land in a new earth created just for us because we have been chosen faithful."