Funniest Bumper Stickers

[Gaillo]

Ah yes... bumper stickers. Where most of the political dialog of this country takes place. Everything from "Nuke gay whales for Jesus" to "Arms are for hugging"... the full spectrum of political belief out there for any and all to be forced to read while stuck in snarled traffic.

What are the funniest bumper stickers you've ever seen? For me:

Free Tibet?
I'll take two!

and

Don't Steal...
The IRS Hates Competition!

Back in my youth (about 20 years ago), before I figured out that disgression is the better part of survival, I had a bumper sticker on my own car that read:

Driver only carries
$20 worth of ammunition

($20 bought a LOT of ammo in those days! ;)).

I personally keep my car bumper-sticker free these days, no need to advertise any political/religious/economic belief in this predatory police-state envionment! ;D

So... what are some of the most amusing ones you've all seen?

[Dogman]

Back in the late 70's early 80's had one on the back of my truck that said.

"Don't tell my parents I work in the oil field! They think I am a piano player in a whore house!"

[General of Darkness]

:ROFL:

http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx243/libertydefense/ronpaul2012.jpg

[Serpo]

Take your pick

[Korbin Dallas]

My favorite is the one with Obama's picture, and next to it "Does this ass make my car look fat?"

[sunnyandseventy]

I personally keep my car bumper-sticker free these days, no need to advertise any political/religious/economic belief in this predatory police-state envionment! Grin

Excellent practice/advice.
Not just for the badged death squads, but less savory preppers who might want your shit, violent/destructive leftists,
connedservitudes who think you're a domestic terrorist for your Building 7 bumper sticker.

[AndreaGail]

I personally keep my car bumper-sticker free these days, no need to advertise any political/religious/economic belief in this predatory police-state envionment! Grin

Excellent practice/advice.
Not just for the badged death squads, but less savory preppers who might want your shit, violent/destructive leftists,
connedservitudes who think you're a domestic terrorist for your Building 7 bumper sticker.


+1

I don't feel like someone with one of those gay "tolerance" bumper stickers damaging my car because they don't agree with my views....

[AndreaGail]

though i really want to rock this one :D...found here http://www.libertystickers.com/ lots of good ones

http://www.libertystickers.com/static/images/productimage-picture-us-army-die-for-israel-sh-876.gif

[General of Darkness]

On a serious note I was thinking about putting these on my new truck bumpers. I'm thinking I might get a pass when TSHTF. ;D

http://i9.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/cc/d4/af2e_2.JPG

[gunDriller]

I personally keep my car bumper-sticker free these days, no need to advertise any political/religious/economic belief in this predatory police-state envionment! ;D

exactly, i don't think it's wise to give the cops info that they can use to selectively persecute you.

[Book]

I personally keep my car bumper-sticker free these days, no need to advertise any political/religious/economic belief...



Good advice at all levels of human contact these days.

[Ponce]

I just orderd the following ones............

"For America"

Ron Paul in 2012

One on each side of my white shell camper........I wonder for how long my truck will last where someone can get to it >:( .........but if Ron Paul wins I then would be willing to sacrifice my baby.

[muffin]

I couldn't find the Truck-boat-truck one.

[learn2swim]

www.libertystickers.com

[Twisted Titan]

Support Law Enforcement.............

[Ares]

I bought this from "spencers gifts" back in the day. I had this on my car while in High school.

<img src="http://photos.commongate.com/10/28699_bmr2zj81a2_l.jpg"/>

My girlfriends dad was not amused when I went to pick her up for our date. lol

I left it on the car, I was young stupid and didn't care. I got a LOT of laughs, honks and even a couple phone numbers. :)

I miss my late teens early 20's sometimes lol

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

http://i.imgur.com/9Dgsy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/I6qR5.jpg

[gunDriller]

Support Law Enforcement.............


it's wise to have that on one's vehicle(s).

also, how about one for "I donated to the Police Retirement Fund" ?

[SHTF2010]

http://www.bumperstickermall.com/shop/images/uploads/Hillary_Clinton_Bumper_Sticker_2.jpg

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/bumper%20sticker.jpg

[JDRock]

Support Law Enforcement.............


it's wise to have that on one's vehicle(s).

also, how about one for "I donated to the Police Retirement Fund" ?

a $20.00 donation to the fraternal (infernal) order of police gets you a bumper sticker which amounts to NO TICKETS ,unless you cause personal injury.

[StreetsOfGold]

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