My trip to the Big town 2........... by me :)

[Ponce]

I just got back from the $ store and Wally's...............at the $ store everything is now smaller and the 4 rolls of toilet paper are soooooooooo smalllllllllllllll that they would last for about five times each when going to the bathroom.

And Wally's?........ufffffffffffffffffffff I was talking to these two ladies about the prices and as to how people are able to eat and specially when they have brats.....upsssssssss I meant adorable kids :P

I am very lucky to be single and "still" be able to buy what I feel like buying...........at the dollar store this reeally really really beutifull girl took care of my order and she had as "SECURITY" badge and I told her "I would hate to be your boyfriend" and she says to me "I don't have one" and I answered back "This is only the second time in my life that I wished that I was fifty years younger" and she says "I like older man" and what could I say besides "Well honey, there is older and then there is oldddddddd, but I like you anyway", she gave me a real beutifull smile and I was on my way with tears in my eyes..... :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo

[silver solution]

I just got back from the $ store and Wally's...............at the $ store everything is now smaller and the 4 rolls of toilet paper are soooooooooo smalllllllllllllll that they would last for about five times each when going to the bathroom.

And Wally's?........ufffffffffffffffffffff I was talking to these two ladies about the prices and as to how people are able to eat and specially when they have brats.....upsssssssss I meant adorable kids :P

I am very lucky to be single and "still" be able to buy what I feel like buying...........at the dollar store this reeally really really beutifull girl took care of my order and she had as "SECURITY" badge and I told her "I would hate to be your boyfriend" and she says to me "I don't have one" and I answered back "This is only the second time in my life that I wished that I was fifty years younger" and she says "I like older man" and what could I say besides "Well honey, there is older and then there is oldddddddd, but I like you anyway", she gave me a real beutifull smile and I was on my way with tears in my eyes..... :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo
Don't you need more "SECURITY"? You should buy her lunch and see what she is like:-)

[Ponce]

She was about 18 with longggggg red hair and not a freakle on her face and the one time that she smiled it was like diamonds falling from the sky........darn it :boohoo

[ShortJohnSilver]

Pics or it didn't happen ...

[Ponce]

Lol John, in that case it didn't happen.....remember that she was "security" and she might just arrest me as a terrorist suspect :-\

Cobalt......ouchhhhhhh........my tank is dry and all it contains are spiders webs hahahahahaha.

[Bullion_Bob]

ouchhhhhhh........my tank is dry and all it contains are spiders webs hahahahahaha.


Ponce there is a cure for this. Take two young redhead cuties, wash them down with with a shot of whiskey, and call me in the morning. ;)

[Dogman]

Lol John, in that case it didn't happen.....remember that she was "security" and she might just arrest me as a terrorist suspect :-\

Cobalt......ouchhhhhhh........my tank is dry and all it contains are spiders webs hahahahahaha.


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Be careful! "THEY" maybe setting you up with a HONEY POT TRAP! You know how sneaky THEY can be!

Probing you for weak spots in your defenses. ;)

[Ponce]

WTSHTF I'll have my choice of selected beef steak.........as long as she knows how to cook ;D

I know ladies, I know.......I am a male chuvalist pig.......but.......I am a nice piggy hahahahahahaah.

[Mouse]

WTSHTF I'll have my choice of selected beef steak.........as long as she knows how to cook ;D

I know ladies, I know.......I am a male chuvalist pig.......but.......I am a nice piggy hahahahahahaah.


A chuval is a turkish weaved rug storage bag, typically used for laundry. So you are a male pig that is into turkish laundry bags.

That's refreshing.