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platinumdude
11th June 2011, 07:03 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110611/ap_on_re_as/as_philippines_shortest_man_2

SINDANGAN, Philippines – Officials say a Filipino about two feet tall is expected to be named the world's shortest man when he turns 18 on Sunday.

Lolit Homay, municipal health officer in Zamboanga del Norte province's Sindangan township, says Junrey Balawing was measured at about 24 inches (61 centimeters) from head to foot lying down and slightly above 23 inches (58 centimeters) standing up Saturday.

A representative of Guinness World Records is to announce the official measurements on Sunday.

Current record holder Khagendra Thapa Magar of Nepal is 26.4 inches tall.

Municipal administrator Allan Selda says the local government is preparing to celebrate the expected Guinness announcement with balloons and a cake for Balawing.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20110611/capt.e514cea46a5a488f9403af1b6556e95a-e514cea46a5a488f9403af1b6556e95a-0.jpg?x=213&y=275&xc=1&yc=1&wc=317&hc=409&q=85&sig=z8Q7KBlUQ9MvOWQqK.W55Q--
osoab
11th June 2011, 07:19 PM
WTF?

Are their any ladies his size?
Dogman
11th June 2011, 07:22 PM
WTF?

Are their any ladies his size?

Yea there are ladys of the street that would gladly do him "short" time , but they will say they "Love you long time" LoL
osoab
11th June 2011, 07:30 PM
Yea there are ladys of the street that would gladly do him "short" time , but they will say they "Love you long time" LoL


Would he only pay 1/4 price? ;D
Dogman
11th June 2011, 07:33 PM
Would he only pay 1/4 price? ;D

Good question! But there may not be a "short" answer to it!
osoab
11th June 2011, 07:46 PM
Does he and the other little dudes split costs on cases of condoms. It has to be cheaper buying in bulk. Maybe they just give them the waste from the floor. (insert animated ROFL smiley)
Shami-Amourae
11th June 2011, 08:05 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlHt-yN3jvA/SNJcAVE2fWI/AAAAAAAAA9w/HShqd81lkew/s400/Shortest+man+vs+longest-legged+woman3.jpg
Dogman
11th June 2011, 08:07 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlHt-yN3jvA/SNJcAVE2fWI/AAAAAAAAA9w/HShqd81lkew/s400/Shortest+man+vs+longest-legged+woman3.jpg

I can see why he is smiling !

Edit:

Contest for a caption for the photo!! Big Grinnnn!
mightymanx
11th June 2011, 08:10 PM
I can see why he is smiling !

Edit:

Contest for caption for the photo!! Big Grinnnn!

But I can't understand why he is facing the camera. I would be getting neck cramps if I were him.
Shami-Amourae
11th June 2011, 08:11 PM
That's a she. It's the worlds smallest woman.
osoab
11th June 2011, 08:15 PM
That's a she. It's the worlds smallest woman.

Lesbian? I have to post more words than just "Lesbian?" apparently my reply was too short!
Dogman
11th June 2011, 08:19 PM
That's a she. It's the worlds smallest woman.

Well that answers the question , get the two of them together!
Shami-Amourae
12th June 2011, 04:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BxVhE24pJI