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EE_
18th June 2011, 03:57 PM
Why Men Have Dogs:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13.. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:
14.. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.


Taken from Jim Sinclair's site

Ponce
18th June 2011, 05:05 PM
15- They are more faithful

General of Darkness
18th June 2011, 05:42 PM
Because dogs are bitchen. Not to mention, If you put a gf or wife and your dog both in the trunk of your car for an hour and then come back and open up the trunk, the dog will be happy to see you, and your wife will be ready to kill you.

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mrnhtbr2232
18th June 2011, 05:59 PM
Enzo is a lucky dog to have someone who loves him. All beings should be so fortunate. It's a funny thing - I just don't trust people who don't like dogs.

General of Darkness
18th June 2011, 06:15 PM
Enzo is a lucky dog to have someone who loves him. All beings should be so fortunate. It's a funny thing - I just don't trust people who don't like dogs.

That means a lot, thank you.

Libertytree
18th June 2011, 06:19 PM
I was gonna say..because we can't have pet cubans...but we've got one. Seriously though, they are hard trained to wear their pants and hats right too...it's not a perfect world.

Ponce
18th June 2011, 06:30 PM
Don't worry Liberty, my dog already thinks that I am his pet......... and my cat? forget it, all that she need is to have an eight boob holder bra to be a nagging wife......ufffffffffffffffff.