Dogman
24th June 2011, 03:20 PM
Too bad it was a lawyer , they may have been related. >:(
Lawyer bags 900 pound gator
http://media.naplesnews.com/media/img/photos/2011/06/24/gator_t607.jpg (http://www.naplesnews.com/photos/2011/jun/24/317503/) A Dallas-based attorney bagged a 14-foot alligator that weighs almost 900 pounds.
A north Texas attorney tells an unforgettable story about his run-in with a monster alligator.
While hunting with friends, the Dallas-based attorney bagged a 14-foot alligator that weighs almost 900 pounds. Officials say it's one of the largest gators ever found in Texas.
CLICK HERE to see video of this huge gator (http://www.nbc-2.com/story/14965000/2011/06/23/lawyer-bags-900-poung-gator)
Comments » 28
KR (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/KR/) writes:
One bottom feeder meets another bottom feeder!
June 24, 2011
9:21 a.m.
pitbull39 (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/pitbull39/) writes:
when thinking of lawyers the word "leech" comes to mind, not alligator.
June 24, 2011
9:35 a.m.
Spock_is_logical (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/Spock_is_logical/) writes:
Too bad it wasn't the other way around. Gator eats slimy lawyer...
June 24, 2011
9:41 a.m.
Brer_Rabbit (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/Brer_Rabbit/) writes:
Yea, so it it written that man shalt have dominion over the beasts of the land and the waters! "Thou shalt atread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet."
June 24, 2011
9:41 a.m.
gotero (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/gotero/) writes:
We need some good lawyer jokes.
June 24, 2011
9:42 a.m.
gotero (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/gotero/) writes:
in response to gotero (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/gotero/):
We need some good lawyer jokes.
Correction - good jokes about lawyers. There are no good lawyers.
June 24, 2011
10:07 a.m.
(http://www.naplesnews.com/comments/reply/?target=61:279769&comment=1052546)
HarryNuts (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/HarryNuts/) writes:
Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
. . . Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: How many can you afford?
A2: Fifty-four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.
June 24, 2011
10:10 a.m.
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Lawyer bags 900 pound gator
http://media.naplesnews.com/media/img/photos/2011/06/24/gator_t607.jpg (http://www.naplesnews.com/photos/2011/jun/24/317503/) A Dallas-based attorney bagged a 14-foot alligator that weighs almost 900 pounds.
A north Texas attorney tells an unforgettable story about his run-in with a monster alligator.
While hunting with friends, the Dallas-based attorney bagged a 14-foot alligator that weighs almost 900 pounds. Officials say it's one of the largest gators ever found in Texas.
CLICK HERE to see video of this huge gator (http://www.nbc-2.com/story/14965000/2011/06/23/lawyer-bags-900-poung-gator)
Comments » 28
KR (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/KR/) writes:
One bottom feeder meets another bottom feeder!
June 24, 2011
9:21 a.m.
pitbull39 (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/pitbull39/) writes:
when thinking of lawyers the word "leech" comes to mind, not alligator.
June 24, 2011
9:35 a.m.
Spock_is_logical (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/Spock_is_logical/) writes:
Too bad it wasn't the other way around. Gator eats slimy lawyer...
June 24, 2011
9:41 a.m.
Brer_Rabbit (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/Brer_Rabbit/) writes:
Yea, so it it written that man shalt have dominion over the beasts of the land and the waters! "Thou shalt atread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet."
June 24, 2011
9:41 a.m.
gotero (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/gotero/) writes:
We need some good lawyer jokes.
June 24, 2011
9:42 a.m.
gotero (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/gotero/) writes:
in response to gotero (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/gotero/):
We need some good lawyer jokes.
Correction - good jokes about lawyers. There are no good lawyers.
June 24, 2011
10:07 a.m.
(http://www.naplesnews.com/comments/reply/?target=61:279769&comment=1052546)
HarryNuts (http://www.naplesnews.com/users/HarryNuts/) writes:
Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
. . . Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: How many can you afford?
A2: Fifty-four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.
June 24, 2011
10:10 a.m.
More commits at link.