Sunday chat 7/3

[vacuum]

Come join to chat.

http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?43756-Chat-here!

[Dogman]

New tinychat link

http://tinychat.com/gsus-chat

[muffin]

Is this Monday morning chat for all those that went to bed early Sunday night?

[Dogman]

Made the room and posted the link, others were having way too much trouble getting into the other one.

Most here are going through the "MONDAY MORNING DRAG ASS BLUES" ;D

The link works

[muffin]

I love your avatar, Hug. What's the story behind it?

[vacuum]

I'll post a thread next saturday and if people are still having problems we'll switch to tinychat for sunday.

[muffin]

Yesss. Hot as balls out there...

[ximmy]

Yesss. Hot as balls out there...

As hot as nuts roasting by an open fire

[Santa]

Yesss. Hot as balls out there...

To each their own, but personally balls leave me cold.

[osoab]

I'm sweating like...



a dyslexic on Countdownn
a nun at a cucumber stall
KC Anthony in Mothercare
Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah
a Muslim at passport control
a blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar
a black man on a rape charge
a gerbil in a gay bar
a fat kid in a sweet shop
a Mexican in an unemployment office in Az.
a dog outside a Chinese restaurant
a priest at a boy-scout meeting
Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah
a Necrophiliac at a funeral
a Scotsman at a charity fund raiser
a Jew in a tax office
a Jew at a half price bacon sale
a fat broad on E
a white man in Harlem
an African child whose village is being visited by Madonna
a kid with a weekend invite to Neverland
Casey Anthony in a game of Cluedo
an undertaker visiting a cancer ward
a ticking Muslim
an Arab taking flying lessons
an epileptic watching a strobe light
Anne Frank when she plays her drums
a blonde on a stuck escalator
a Jew in Hitler's house
an Austrian girl in her dad's basement
Madeleine McCann in Portugal
an Aussie at a bush fire
Amy Winehouse at a drug testing
a naked boy with a catholic priest
Michael J Fox playing Operation
Rihanna when she hears, "Honey, I'm home"

You don't have my two favorites listed unless I missed them.

Sweating like...

A whore in church.

A whore on freebee day.

[Dogman]

109°F Now! Heat index of 125° And my rock garden stopped sweating and is dieing of heat/sun stroke!

[muffin]

You don't have my two favorites listed unless I missed them.

Sweating like...

A whore in church.

A whore on freebee day.

It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

My granny was full of 'em.

[osoab]

It was always, "Sweating like a whore on the front row pew." where I lived..... Then there's "As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra." and "Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock."

My granny was full of 'em.

the pissin on the flat rock is identical here. I love expressions of those that have never heard it before. Definitely a candid camera moment.

I learned only "colder than a witch's tit" Maybe my area has a thing for shortening the phrases.

[Dogman]

the pissin on the flat rock is identical here. I love expressions of those that have never heard it before. Definitely a candid camera moment.

I learned only "colder than a witch's tit" Maybe my area has a thing for shortening the phrases. The colder one is adjustable.

"Colder than a drillers ass in Alaska" or Montana, insert any cold state.