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Ponce
4th July 2011, 09:45 AM
SHOULD I SEND THEM SOME FOREING AID?
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NYC rationing toilet paper at Coney Island.

By RICH CALDER

Posted: 1:06 AM, July 4, 2011

Hey (Ponce), can you spare a square? .........hehehehehehehehe

The city is so hard up for cash that it's rationing toilet paper in women's public restrooms -- to the point where bathroom attendants are doling out a few measly squares per patron -- along the world-famous Coney Island boardwalk.

The Post witnessed stone-faced Parks Department employees leave toilet-paper dispensers empty last week and instead force astonished female beachgoers to form "ration lines" in the bathrooms.

Regina Ballone, 25, of Brooklyn visited a boardwalk bathroom at West 16th Street Wednesday and was "grossed out" at the thought of someone else handling her toilet paper.


Photos: Gabriella Bass
NO MORE! Regina Ballone (above) and Brittny Harrison can't believe workers are rationing toilet paper.
"Never in my life have I experienced anything like this," she said. "I walked toward a stall, and a bathroom attendant stopped me by shouting, 'Hey, mami! There's no toilet paper here,' and she whipped out a big roll for me to grab some."

Beachgoers also have been forced to line up for their paltry allotment of the city's cheap, single-ply toilet paper at the boardwalk's other women's restroom at Stillwell Avenue.

Benedikte Friis and Ann Damgaard, both 22, from Denmark, said they enjoyed visiting Coney Island last week -- except when it came to the bathrooms.

"It's very weird that someone decides how much paper you get because they don't know what situation you're in," said Friis, 22, laughing in disbelief. "You might need more!"

Toilet-paper rationing isn't an issue in the men's rooms -- but only because they apparently don't have any to ration. The toilet paper was gone whenever a The Post reporter went to inspect the men's rooms.

The Parks Department refused to say how much it budgeted for toilet paper and other supplies, with a spokeswoman saying only, "Bathroom supplies are stocked daily, and our budget for these supplies is consistent.

"There's no need to ration, and we'll make certain our staff does not do so," added the rep, Meghan Lalor.

But bathroom attendants privately insisted that the department isn't adequately stocking the boardwalk with enough bathroom supplies, which is why they are forced to ration what they have.

Dianna Carlin, owner of the Lola Star Boutique, said the bathrooms should be in better shape considering boardwalk merchants agreed to pay the city fees this summer to keep them open longer.

"I gave $1,000 but would've been better off buying $1,000 worth of toilet paper and dropping it off," she



Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/ed_off_over_coney_tp_ration_ZLxvCQtk7PMMJa8wPtA39J #ixzz1R8jhIXH6

palani
4th July 2011, 09:48 AM
The budget WILL be balanced ... one square at a time!!!

mamboni
4th July 2011, 09:50 AM
The city has made an appeal to Ponce the TP King, aka 9-Fingers Ponce, to provide toilet paper - so far no response has been received.

Awoke
4th July 2011, 09:52 AM
Let me get this straight: They are so hard up for cash they can't afford toilet paper, but they are willing and able to pay an attendant to stand there all day and hand out squares?

Hmmmmmm....

Dogman
4th July 2011, 09:52 AM
The city has made an appeal to Ponce the TP King, aka 9-Fingers Ponce, to provide toilet paper - so far no response has been received.


What are they offering for trade? Bagel's and lox with cream cheese to sweeten the deal?

Dogman
4th July 2011, 09:55 AM
Let me get this straight: They are so hard up for cash they can't afford toilet paper, but they are willing and able to pay an attendant to stand there all day and hand out squares?

Hmmmmmm....

Think "Unions" !

palani
4th July 2011, 09:57 AM
I always bring my own when morel hunting or fishing. No attendants handy.

Ash_Williams
4th July 2011, 10:20 AM
Just use dollar bills.

Ponce
4th July 2011, 10:52 AM
Well, may as well tell you......while on my way to the hospital, and bleeding all over the place ... I had to go, i pulled to the side of the road and grabbrd the roll that i always keep in both car and ran into the woods... After doing my thing and while walking back to my rab-4 i could see drops of blood all over the grass........becouse so much blood was dripping from my arm i wrapped some tp around it.......havent cleaned the blood from anywhere yet.....my bathroom looks like a killing field.......oh well, i seen worse.

Awoke
4th July 2011, 01:17 PM
Ponce, when you have a major bleeder like that, you need to apply pressure to it on clean gauze. If you're alone, you have to put gause on it and wrap it up super tight to keep the pressure on it. Pressure, pressure, pressure on bleeding cuts.

I'm a little late with this info now, but still worth mentioning.

Ponce
4th July 2011, 02:04 PM
Awake, that was what i did but the wound was to big and roll to small, didnt want to waste time looking for more bandages......will prep my first aid better.

osoab
4th July 2011, 04:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbne8cQVUcM

mightymanx
4th July 2011, 05:39 PM
Let me get this straight: They are so hard up for cash they can't afford toilet paper, but they are willing and able to pay an attendant to stand there all day and hand out squares?

Hmmmmmm....

Sotle the words right off of my fingers

mick silver
4th July 2011, 05:46 PM
super glue ponce