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Gaillo
10th July 2011, 01:51 PM
While trying to look up a movie title today, I stumbled across this site:

http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/archive.html

The guy reviews movies, pretty much HATES Hollywood, and spares NO feelings or words. Uses every foul word in the dictionary (sometimes all at once!) to describe the movies reviewed, and is just plain HILARIOUS!

His review of "Sex in the City 2" is a masterpiece:

http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/sexandthecity2.html

Enjoy! ;D

Quad66
10th July 2011, 03:03 PM
This dude is awesome.

His comparison of the original The Bad News Bears, with a sappy, sanitized, politically correct remake is priceless.

I saw the original when I was ten years old, and me and my insanely multi-ethnic legion of poor to working class cousins, neighborhood pals, and classmates absolutely relished it.

By God, we WERE the Bad News Bears. That was US up there on that screen.

We play like this, we'll be the laughingstock of the league.

What do you expect? All we got on this team is a bunch of Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eating moron.

And then there’s the best line of the movie, and one of my all-time favorites come backs—

Tanner: Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl?
Amanda : Grab a bat punk.

FYI, I was Engelberg, the overweight catcher. Just try to imagine him with darker skin and fuzzy hair . . .

Hatha Sunahara
10th July 2011, 05:20 PM
Thank you Gaillo. This is an endless source of entertainment.


Hatha

osoab
10th July 2011, 05:27 PM
I read some of his stuff and it is funny, but... his fucking hobby is critiquing movies. Seriously. And I doubt he gets paid well.

Gaillo
10th July 2011, 06:46 PM
I read some of his stuff and it is funny, but... his fucking hobby is critiquing movies. Seriously. And I doubt he gets paid well.

It takes all kinds to make a world... at least his hobby isn't carjacking or banking! ;D

Santa
10th July 2011, 08:09 PM
At least he knows his hobby is movie critic. Most movie critics don't even realize it's their hobby.

BrewTech
10th July 2011, 08:35 PM
The guy seems to know a boatload about classic movies as well, so his critiques could actually be taken seriously, if you were so inclined...

So far the guy seems pretty spot on, IMO. However, I'm not much into movies, so...

Hillbilly
10th July 2011, 10:00 PM
While trying to look up a movie title today, I stumbled across this site:

http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/archive.html

The guy reviews movies, pretty much HATES Hollywood, and spares NO feelings or words. Uses every foul word in the dictionary (sometimes all at once!) to describe the movies reviewed, and is just plain HILARIOUS!

His review of "Sex in the City 2" is a masterpiece:

http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/sexandthecity2.html

Enjoy! ;D

Pretty cool stuff. reminds me of this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJEXpsDB2XQ

the Angry Video Game Nerd that does reviews of old video games.