Fvcking Classic!!!

[Cebu_4_2]

Nice car but read down to the description and comparison LMAO! :o

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633

[sirgonzo420]

lol!



notenoughdamncharacters

[Awoke]

Ebay is blocked here.

[Dogman]

That car should sell fast, And the comparison is a total HOOT! Sounds like she had most of my x's attributes.


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[sirgonzo420]

Ebay is blocked here.


HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!


2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.





Lets Compare Spec’s


2010 Chevrolet Camaro
Soon To Be Ex-Wife
Muscle Car
Pretentious Witch
SS Model
Snob Model
High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration
Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission
1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_control_%28automotive%29)
Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoiler_%28automotive%29)
Spoiled
HID Headlamps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-intensity_discharge_lamp) with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust
Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling
Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance
Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes
Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_brake) Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems
Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering
Armpit Rack

[sirgonzo420]

I tried to copy and paste, but it merged the two comparison columns into one.

[Awoke]

competitive/sport modes
vindictive modus operandi

6 standard air bags
mother in law windbag

precision handling
loose on entry




ftw!!!!!!!!!!

[Cebu_4_2]

Sent a question asking for a picture of soon to be ex wife...

PS that car goes for appx 30K brand new in 2010

[muffin]

ftw!!!!!!!!!!

Like a hotdog in a hallway....

[mightymanx]

Brilliant!!!!!!!

[jimswift]

precision handling
loose on entry Ha!! must have overlooked that one... lol

[Santa]

This is clearly sexist wifeism. How can you all live with such hate for wifely women?
Wives have been oppressed for centuries.
Blah de blah, blah blah blah de blah!!!!

Oops! Sorry... Sometimes I channel an entity that calls itself Avalon.

[Olmstein]

Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior


Carpet does not match the drapes. :)

[Ponce]

Does he even likes his kids?........what he said about the kids tells me a lot.

First post of the day............good morning to one and all.