Music---stuck on you!

[Dogman]

If you ever used super glue you can understand this!!! Ray Stevens has done it again!! For any of you who have tried to use Super Glue, you'll appreciate this one.

http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7777/SOY.htm

[Horn]

John Cougar Mellonhead camp's for modern day lower Sophistry.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsEwK69LXjQ

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42hWmxkCkhA

Ok, so your heart is broken
You're sitting around mopin', mopin', mopin', cryin', cryin'
You say you're even thinking about dying
Well, before you do anything rash, dig this

Everybody plays the fool, sometime
There's no exception to the rule, listen baby
It may be factual, it may be cruel, I ain't lying
Everybody plays the fool

Fallin' in love is such an easy thing to do
But there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna love you
Oh, loving eyes they cannot see a certain person could never be
Love runs deeper than any ocean, it clouds you're mind with emotion

Everybody plays the fool, sometime
There's no exception to the rule, listen baby
It may be factual, it may be cruel, I ain't lying
Everybody plays the fool

How can you help it, when the music starts to play
And your ability to reason, is swept away
Oh, heaven on earth is all you see, you're out of touch with reality
And now you cry, but when you do, next time around someone cries for you

Hey, everybody plays the fool, sometime
Use your heart just like a tool, listen baby
They never tell you so in school, I wanna say it again,
Everybody plays the fool

Everybody plays the fool, sometime
There's no exception to the rule, listen baby
It may be factual, it may be cruel, I ain't lying
Everybody plays the fool

Every plays the fool, sometime
There's no exception to the rule, listen baby
It may be factual, it may be cruel, I wanna say it again
Everybody plays the fool

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzvKMlqmOPc&feature=related

[chad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iJgExOwUHM

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jtzow_TFoE&feature=related

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen . . .

[Horn]

Too CIA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E9TyGxxosk












...

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dmIR3dOJIc

You can tuck it on the inside
You can throw it on the floor
You can wave it on the outside
Like you never did before
You get the diplomatic treatment
You get the force fed future
Get the funk after death
Get the wisenheimer brainstorm

(I'm in touch with your world)
So don't you try to hide it
(I'm in touch with your world)
And nobody's gonna buy it
It's such a lovely way to go
It's such a lovely way to go

I been lying on your feathers
You keep talkin' about the weather
I'm a psilocybin pony
You're a flick fandango phoney
It's a sticky contradiction
It's a thing you call creation
Everything is science fiction
And I ought to know

(I'm in touch with your world)
So don't you try to hide it
(I'm in touch with your world)
And nobody's gonna buy it
It's such a lovely way to go
It's such a lovely way to go-uh-o-o-o

(I'm in touch with your world)

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Hx3lUdIlI

Sunset over the high-rise,
By a motorway,
A little man looks up at the sky.
An uneventful end to a wasted day.
Close-up on the man at the window,
Looking at the street down below.
It's obvious he's got things on his mind.
He shakes his head, pulls down the blind.

He start's writing a letter,
To make it perfectly clear.
He's just a man who's reached the end of his rope,
Expressing his doubts and his fears.
In a world, feels so lonely and afraid,
Disillusioned by the promises they made,
It's a pity that it ended up this way,
Life is just a cliché.

I'm gonna do tomorrow
What I did yesterday.
It's such a dull routine,
Somebody cut this scene,
It's such a boring cliché.

Live life, day to day,
Seems so passé.
Everything you hear and say,
Just another cliché.

Like an actor on a movie screen,
Living out someone else's dream.
Living out a total misconception,
Reality, a false perception.

It's such a wasted life,
Without any conclusion.

Days drift into days,
His life just slips away.
People so blasé,
Everything's a cliché.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Just an illusion.
Just an illusion.

Moonlight over the high-rise,
At the end of the day.
The little man is asleep in his bed,
Tucked up, safely away.

In his dreams he's taken away by alien beings to another
galaxy, deep in space. To a planet where a man can live
out his fantasies, and experience unimaginable pleasures.
But morning comes and soon the realities of life will
shatter his illusions, and the clichés of the world will
bring him down. But still he's waiting for a change.

Days drift into days,
His life just slips away.
Everything is passé,
Everything's a cliché.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Just an illusion.
Just an illusion.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.

See the sunlight over the motorway,
The little man, with anger in his eyes,
Stands by the window, looks at the sky.

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCEsK9ofBVo

[Osiris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrEP3RPgEao&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep

Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble

Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Pay no mind what other voices say
They don't care about you, like I do, like I do
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.

Just stay with me, safe and ignorant,
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Count the bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble

Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums

I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons

I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason

I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same
I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself

Swayin to the rhythm of the new world order and
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums

The boogeymen are coming
The boogeymen are coming

Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of a war drums

Stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Just stay with me
Hold you and protect you from the other ones
The evil ones
Don't love you son,
Go back to sleep

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iApz08Bh53w&feature=related

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFO0Nrr5z-U

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6md5RSnVUuo

[Golden]

Thanks For Your Time

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwekc5qgVeA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwekc5qgVeA


You have been placed in a queue
But your call is valuable
It's very valuable
We hope this doesn't inconvenience you
Because you're valuable
You're so very valuable!

If you wish to make a complaint
We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it
Of course you may have to wait
But that's understandable
Isn't that understandable?

Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man

(It sounds to me like you need help!)
We're very good to you
I hope you know we're good to you
(Let me put you through to someone else)
They'll know just what to do!
I'm sorry, I can't help you
Don't ask me, I just work here man (x4)
(Work here man)
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Oh don't ask me, I just work here man
(I just work here man)

Person dials 1223
Computer: Directory assistance
Person: Hi, could I please speak to Miss...
Computer: What name please?
Person: Oh, s***
Computer: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that
Person: Just put me through
Computer: I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?
Person: No, you b****
Computer: Please hold, and an operator will complete your request
(Music)
Person: Oh, f*** it
(Hangs Up)

Why don't you fill out a form?
We can't get back to you
Of course we can't get back to you
But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board
Your thoughts make change!

Thanks for your time (x4)

Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)

...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money...

[Horn]

"What Shall We Do Now"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFevDtxbBHM

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Where waves of hunger roar?
Shall we set out across the sea of faces
In search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Shall we work straight through the night?
Shall we get into fights?
Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs?
Do tours of the east?
contract diseases?
Bury bones?
Break up homes?
Send flowers by phone?
Take to drink?
Go to shrinks?
Give up meat?
Rarely sleep?
Keep people as pets?
Train dogs?
Race rats?
Fill the attic with cash?
Bury treasure?
Store up leisure?
But never relax at all
With our backs to the wall.

[Horn]

Guess this one belongs here.

This one goes out to Sparky,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

[willie pete]

cool cover from a chick band.....

http://youtu.be/xH-_9cwdLug

[Horn]

cool cover from a chick band.....

http://youtu.be/xH-_9cwdLug

There's nothin better than a woman that knows how ta blow a harp... I like it!

The guitarist ain't half bad to gander on either.

[Horn]

Dem chics spit out the Lemon song Live better than the original.

dat ain't easy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU8XqHom_ho&feature=related

[Cebu_4_2]

Not to derail the thread. Went to an all chick band back in the early 80s, later to find out they were all shemales. They played great and looked even better, but wow, a bit over the top for me.

[Dogman]

Not to derail the thread. Went to an all chick band back in the early 80s, later to find out they were all shemales. They played great and looked even better, but wow, a bit over the top for me. Dude you should see what some "Thai katoeys" look like. They can fool the best of us.

[Cebu_4_2]

Dude you should see what some "Thai katoeys" look like. They can fool the best of us.

UhOhh! http://www.bangkokpicture.com/nightlife/spotthekatoeys.php

[EE_]

later to find out they were all shemales. They played great and looked even better

I hope you weren't lusting the whole show? sorry :(
http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz99/rachael1042/gag.gif

[Horn]

Dude you should see what some "Thai katoeys" look like. They can fool the best of us.

I listened to that Lemon song a second time,

and thought the bass girl did an excellent job covering up her inadequacy.

She squeezed it in there real slippery like...

Do you think the guitarist is a dude?

Here's the original, I can't tell here either.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biPhaIkjW6Y

[Horn]

Dedicated to the late memory of, slowbell.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd62RKqRg6I

Green hocker croakin'
In the Pygmy Twylyte

Crankin' an' a-coke'n
In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite

Out of his deep on a 'fore day run
Hurtin' for sleep in the Quaalude Moonlight

Green hocker in a Greyhound locker
Smokin' in the Pygmy Twylyte
Joined the bus on the 33rd seat
By the doo-doo room with the reek replete

Crystal eye, crystal eye
Got a crystal kidney & he's fraid to die
In the Pygmy Twylyte
Downer midnite
Pygmy Twylyte

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YcvOckDBmc&feature=related

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugRct9pNQYM

Let my inspiration flow in token rhyme, suggesting rhythm,
That will not forsake you, till my tale is told and done.
While the firelights aglow, strange shadows from the flames will grow,
Till things weve never seen will seem familiar.

Shadows of a sailor, forming winds both foul and fair all swarm.
Down in carlisle, he loved a lady many years ago.
Here beside him stands a man, a soldier from the looks of him,
Who came through many fights, but lost at love.

While the story teller speaks, a door within the fire creaks;
Suddenly flies open, and a girl is standing there.
Eyes alight, with glowing hair, all that fancy paints as fair,
She takes her fan and throws it, in the lions den.

Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?
I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance.
The sailor gave at least a try, the soldier being much too wise,
Strategy was his strength, and not disaster.

The sailor, coming out again, the lady fairly leapt at him.
That's how it stands today. you decide if he was wise.
The story teller makes no choice. soon you will not hear his voice.
His job is to she'd light, and not to master.

Since the end is never told, we pay the teller off in gold,
In hopes he will return, but he cannot be bought or sold.

Terrapin station

Inspiration, move me brightly. light the song with sense and color;
Hold away despair, more than this I will not ask.
Faced with mysteries dark and vast, statements just seem vain at last.
Some rise, some fall, some climb, to get to terrapin.

Counting stars by candlelight, all are dim but one is bright;
The spiral light of venus, rising first and shining best,
On, from the northwest corner, of a brand new crescent moon,
While crickets and cicadas sing, a rare and different tune,
Terrapin station.

In the shadow of the moon, terrapin station.
And I know well get there soon, terrapin station.
I can't figure out, terrapin, if it's the end or beginning, terrapin,
But the trains put it's brakes on, terrapin,
And the whistle is screaming, terrapin.

Terrapin station - at the siding

While you were gone, these faces filled with darkness.
The obvious was hidden. with nothing to believe in,

Sullen wings of fortune beat like rain.
Youre back in terrapin for good or I'll again, for good or I'll again.

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hORw0NoZC64&feature=relmfu

From Jerusalem to Jericho, along that lonely road,
A certain man was set upon and robbed of all his gold.
They beat him and they stripped him, and they left him there for dead.
Who was it then that come along and bathed the aching head?

CHORUS: Then who (then who), tell me who (tell me who),
Tell me who was this neighbor kind and true?
From Jerusalem to Jericho we're traveling every day,
And many are the fallen ones that lie along the way.

From Jerusalem to Jericho, a certain priest come by,
He heard the poor man crying, but he heeded not the cry.
He gathered his robes about him and he quickly passed away.
Who was it then that come along and ministered that day?

From Jerusalem to Jericho, a Levite came along,
He heard the poor man crying, that lie upon the ground.
He lifted his hands up to the heavens and he quickly passed him by.
Who was it then that came along and heeded that needy cry?

From Jerusalem to Jericho, when life was ebbing away,
Along come that Samaritan who was despised, they say.
He ministered to the dying man, he carried him to an inn.
He paid his fare and told the host to take good care of him.

From Jerusalem to Jericho, a-traveling every day,
And many are the fallen ones that lie along the way.
Oh, some despised and some rejected, but it's no matter how they've been,
When everybody turns you down, then Jesus takes you in.

[MAGNES]

dancing and singing




Is it time to celebrate troll ?

You are one of the most useless people here.

Trolling good information for the members here from day one.

Covering for skykike too.
My Avatar , Egyptian Minuteman Eye ! (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?43731-My-Avatar-Egyptian-Minuteman-Eye-%21)

The usual suspects and enemies of this forum openly support you now.

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" Your contributions are those of aggravation & torment, Magnes. " Horn Troll

After 2 years of your bullshit, you describe yourself, like a Jew/Troll, projecting
exactly what you do on to others, those that respond are the problem, after they
had enough. Started out as friends, you made yourself the enemy.

" the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you " old polish proverb

[Horn]

Is it time to celebrate troll ?

You are one of the most useless people here.

Trolling good information for the members here from day one.

Covering for skykike too.
My Avatar , Egyptian Minuteman Eye ! (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?43731-My-Avatar-Egyptian-Minuteman-Eye-%21)

The usual suspects and enemies of this forum openly support you now.

Your contributions are those of aggravation & torment, Magnes.

Not sure why you've always chosen that route?

Must be a Zorba thing....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTQVWtSvwUE

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgyMUChgcbU

[Horn]

Magnes Live in Tokyo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnoyiVZUxUk&feature=related

Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth
You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette
The wall-to-wall is calling, it lingers, then you forget
Ohhh how how how, you're a rock n roll suicide

Youre too old to lose it, too young to choose it
And the clocks waits so patiently on your song
You walk past a cafe but you don't eat when youve lived too long
Oh, no, no, no, you're a rock n roll suicide

Chev brakes are snarling as you stumble across the road
But the day breaks instead so you hurry home
Don't let the sun blast your shadow
Don't let the milk food rob your mind
Youre so natural - religiously unkind

Oh no love! you're not alone
Youre watching yourself but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up but if I could only
Make you care
Oh no love! you're not alone
No matter what or who youve been
No matter when or where youve seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
Ive had my share, I'll help you with the pain
Youre not alone

Just turn on with me and you're not alone
Lets turn on with me and you're not alone (wonderful)
Lets turn on and be not alone (wonderful)
Gimme your hands cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Gimme your hands cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Oh gimme your hands.

[Horn]

Do anything you want me to.

A Saturday night rocker, for you!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zjADAK4ODg

[GeneBlaze]

[QUOTE=Horn;589642]Do anything you want me to.

A Saturday night rocker, for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f467C5ZlhhA&feature=related

[GeneBlaze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f467C5ZlhhA&feature=related

[GeneBlaze]

triggering the Unconscious Power

we want to prepare you

the unbelievable is going to happen


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Aj4rmutIqA

[Golden]

"our latest record, or our latest electronic noise, depending on whose side you're on." John Lennon

Everybody hands up high!

2NE1 (http://www.youtube.com/artist/2ne1?feature=watch_video_title) - DON'T STOP THE MUSIC

J5ekB4l-6wg]www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5ekB4l-6wg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5ekB4l-6wg

The swag 4 are Bom, Dara, CL, and Minzy.

[GeneBlaze]

some answers here?

[Horn]

some answers here?

No.:-[


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8tvlSa0GW8

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDSE7tnVdFg

[Horn]

No Way Out; Who by Numbers, for Barnkle Bob


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcA1XrgHGU4&playnext=1&list=PLD8345B5DCA75 6CC4

I watch myself on TV, I'm a faker, a paper clown
It's clear to all my friends that I habitually lie,
I just bring them down
I claim proneness to exaggeration
But the truth lies in my frustration
The children of the night all pass me by
Have to dress myself up in brandy in sleep I hide,
But I don't care how much I booze ,
There ain't no way out
There ain't no way out
I don't care what you say boy
There ain't no way out

I lose so many nights of sleep, worrying about my responsibility
All the problems that screw me up, down to him or me?
My ego will just confuse me, one day it's going to up and use me
Dish me out another tailor-made compliment
Tell me about some destiny I can't prevent
How ever much I squirm
There ain't no way out
There ain't no way out
I don't care what you say boy
There ain't no way out
There ain't no way out .

And the night comes down like a cell door closing
Suddenly I realize that I'm writing now more honestly
While all alone with a bottle and my head up floating
Far away from the phone and the conscious going on at me and on at me
And I don't care what you say
There ain't no way out, no way out, there ain't no way out.
Just drive me.

There ain't no way out....[etc]

I walk into a club, and know one seems to know me
I have to tell the story of my life, to keep from being thrown out there and then
It all seems so futile can I live with some shy stud who disowned me
Can't face the fact that once you open up for real you become ambivalent
But once they let you in , there ain't no way out
There ain't no way out
I don't care what you say boy, there ain't no way out
Take it from me.

Now the walls are all clawed and scratched, like by some soul insane
In the morning I hung-overly detach myself, I'll take no blame
I just can't face my failure, I'm nothing but a well-fucked sailor
You at home can easily decide what's right
By glancing over so briefly at what I write
But it don't help me that you know, there ain't no way out
No way out
No way out
I don't care what you say, there ain't no way out

There ain't no way out, etc....

[willie pete]

it's in the evening somewhere.....

http://youtu.be/Vg6MIuXrFf8

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asLiO4hSHP8

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfeRJ4JBEHc

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFE63JIDKF0

[Horn]

This one goes out to 10Bears, and their cubs.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yogw44ehpOk

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kECF4NPkKA

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylzN_jMb48w

[Horn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLU8LTX-Xao&list=PLWnVxuqvY7Jjpv0CqfMown25u1bHBR5ps

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ...
I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war
I've got my kit bag, my heavy boots
I'm runnin' in the rain
Gonna run till my feet are raw
Slip kid, slip kid, second generation
And I'm a soldier at thirteen
Slip kid, slip kid, realization
There's no easy way to be free
No easy way to be free
It's a hard, hard world

I left my doctor's prescription bungalow behind me
I left the door ajar
I left my vacuum flask
Full of hot tea and sugar
Left the keys right in my car

Slip kid, slip kid, second generation
Only half way up the tree
Slip kid, slip kid, I'm a relation
I'm a soldier at sixty-three
No easy way to be free
Slip kid, slip kid

Keep away old man, you won't fool me
You and your history won't rule me
You might have been a fighter, but admit you failed
I'm not affected by your blackmail
You won't blackmail me
I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war
I've got my kit bag, my heavy boots
I'm runnin' in the rain
Gonna run till my feet are raw
Slip kid, slip kid, slip out of trouble
Slip over here and set me free
Slip kid, slip kid, second generation
You're slidin' down the hill like me
No easy way to be free
No easy way to be free
No easy way to be free