JohnQPublic
31st July 2011, 12:14 PM
I posted this as a comment on zerohedge on the article about exponential debt growth (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/filed-under-exponential#comment-1510089). Thought I would share:
Uber Directiv Fur Amerikaners
Barack Obama, Timmy Geitner, and Benny the Bernank
1.01: All American fortwith shall partake of the new Federal Reserve Exponent Lending Program (ELP);
1.02: All American families shall purchase at least 1 home;
1.02.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.0.2.2: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency mortgage payment coupons
1.03: All Americans with at least one child, or otherwise who breathe shall have a vacation home as part of Michelle Obama's Healthier America Program;
1.03.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.03.2: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency mortgage payment coupons
1.04: All Americans with more than 1 child shall have an additional vacation home for each 2 children, and those with more than 3 children shall have yet an additional vacation home for each 1 child above 3 children.
1.04.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.04.1: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency mortgage payment coupons
1.05: Children deserve to have what they want. If a child wants something, the parent(s) shall purchase it.
1.05.1: Those who cannot afford the item shall be granted credit to purchase it.
1.05.1.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.05.1.2: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency loa payment coupons
1.06: Diktated this August 2nd, year of Lord Obama 50 (+/- any offsets due to actual birth certificate numbers)
Uber Directiv Fur Amerikaners
Barack Obama, Timmy Geitner, and Benny the Bernank
1.01: All American fortwith shall partake of the new Federal Reserve Exponent Lending Program (ELP);
1.02: All American families shall purchase at least 1 home;
1.02.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.0.2.2: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency mortgage payment coupons
1.03: All Americans with at least one child, or otherwise who breathe shall have a vacation home as part of Michelle Obama's Healthier America Program;
1.03.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.03.2: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency mortgage payment coupons
1.04: All Americans with more than 1 child shall have an additional vacation home for each 2 children, and those with more than 3 children shall have yet an additional vacation home for each 1 child above 3 children.
1.04.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.04.1: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency mortgage payment coupons
1.05: Children deserve to have what they want. If a child wants something, the parent(s) shall purchase it.
1.05.1: Those who cannot afford the item shall be granted credit to purchase it.
1.05.1.1: Those who do not qualify for loans will be given one anyway
1.05.1.2: Those who cannot pay their loans will be granted emergency loa payment coupons
1.06: Diktated this August 2nd, year of Lord Obama 50 (+/- any offsets due to actual birth certificate numbers)