Funeral for Charlie Sheen.........RIP

[Ponce]

Did I scared you? it did me when I first saw it hahahahahaha
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Funeral for Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men character to air during season premiere.

By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 5:35 PM on 2nd August 2011

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He was dramatically fired from hit comedy series Two and a Half Men earlier this year, to be replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

But Charlie Sheen's character in the series, Charlie Harper, faces a somewhat stickier end in the first episode of the forthcoming season.

According to reports, the jingle writing womaniser will be killed off, with cast members past and present attending his funeral.

Killed off: Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men character Charlie Harper will be killed off in the new season of the show
Deadline.com reports that the hotly anticipated episode will open with a memorial service attended by several of Harper's girlfriends.
His beach side home will then go on sale, with real life celebrities viewing the house.

This is then likely to lead to Sheen's replacement Ashton Kutcher buying the house with leading cast members Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones somehow remaining there with him.

The two-part season opener has been shrouded in secrecy with reports from Deadline that some scenes will be shot on a closed set.

Sheen has moved on to other projects and is currently developing a new comedy series Anger Management.

All change: Ashton Kutcher takes Sheen's place in a new promo for the new season of Two and a Half Men alongside Angus T Jones and Jon Cryer
Moving on: A lawyer for Capri Anderson said she was 'relieved; the lawsuit had been dropped

Meanwhile, it was reported today that Sheen has dropped his extortion lawsuit against the porn star who allegedly locked herself in bathroom during his New York hotel rampage.
Sheen sued Capri Anderson amid claims she tried to force him to give her cash after his meltdown last October in a suite at the Plaza Hotel.
The actor had claimed that Anderson, whose real name is Christina Walsh, stole his $165,000 Patek Philippe watch then demanded he pay her $1m to stay silent on the incident.
Anderson alleged that Sheen, 45, choked her and threatened to kill her after a night out together turned ugly.

But no charges were ever filed against Sheen by authorities.
On Friday the actor filed paperwork in court to drop the claim against Anderson, the New York Daily News reports.
'She's pleased this litigation is over. She has moved on with her life and other endeavours,' her lawyer, Keith Davidson, told the Daily News.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2021573/Charlie-Sheens-Two-Half-Men-funeral-air-season-premiere.html#ixzz1TslVqRXH

[keehah]

Chuck hired a pussy. Now only the kid on the show comes closest to playing a man.

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/television/6843400-421/killing-charlie-sheen-character-a-big-thrill-for-two-and-a-half-men-boss.html

According to two longtime “Men” staffers, Sheen’s Charlie Harper character is indeed killed off — something, one source quipped, “gave [show creator and Sheen nemesis] Chuck Lorre extreme pleasure in making sure happened.”

“He loved killing off Charlie … got a big vicarious thrill out of it, even if it only was his fictional character!” the source said with a big laugh. “You got the sense that next to killing Charlie for real, this was the next best thing.

“As far as Chuck was concerned, there never was any doubt. Charlie Harper was going to die to end his connection to the show.”

[Santa]

Punked again. Throw out the fuckin TV. It rots brain matter.

[muffin]

Punked again. Throw out the fuckin TV. It rots brain matter.

Shoot your television
It’s the number one reason
That our world’s such a mess
Just Shoot your television
It only takes a moment
Just a moment of Zen

Go on, Shoot your television
It’s about the only way
You’ll ever straighten your head
Just shoot your television
Give the parasites poison
Pump them up full of lead

[mick silver]

thanks muffin i needed a good laugh but it true what you just typed

[brosil]

Actually, my first thought was " Who inherits the goddesses? ".

[ximmy]

I can't wait to see Ashton Kutcher on 2-1/2 men... ::) (where is the barf icon)

[Dogman]

I can't wait to see Ashton Kutcher on 2-1/2 men... ::) (where is the barf icon)


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[Ponce]

How will Charlie die?.......the best way?........of a heart attack in bed with three chicks and drunk as hell.

[ximmy]

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http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=521&d=1312313074

That's a hangover icon...