Make an Emergency Candle Out of a Tub of Crisco.

[Ponce]

I wonder what it would smell like......and it will last for 45 day?...I woud probably again three pounds from the fumes alone hahahahahahah.
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Make an Emergency Candle Out of a Tub of Crisco.

By Whitson Gordon, Aug 4, 2011 11:00 AM
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Facebook Twitter StumbleUpon Tumblr Instapaper Close Candles are always good to have on hand in case the power goes out, but if you get caught without any in your house, you can make a dead simple candle with a tub of shortening and a piece of string.
We've featured a number of DIY lamps for those emergency situations, but it's hard to get any simpler than this. Just pull out a tub of shortening, put a piece of string in the middle, and light it up. Not only will it burn, it'll last for 45 days—enough to get you through a zombie apocalypse or two. eHow recommends using a candle wick, but you should be able to use regular old string, too—some people even say a rolled up piece of paper makes a good wick. For the full step-by-step, check out eHow's guide, and for more tips and tricks hit the link below.

http://m.lifehacker.com/5827780/make-an-emergency-candle-out-of-a-tub-of-crisco

[Dogman]

I wonder what it would smell like......and it will last for 45 day?...I woud probably again three pounds from the fumes alone hahahahahahah.
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Make an Emergency Candle Out of a Tub of Crisco.

By Whitson Gordon, Aug 4, 2011 11:00 AM
Share
Facebook Twitter StumbleUpon Tumblr Instapaper Close Candles are always good to have on hand in case the power goes out, but if you get caught without any in your house, you can make a dead simple candle with a tub of shortening and a piece of string.
We've featured a number of DIY lamps for those emergency situations, but it's hard to get any simpler than this. Just pull out a tub of shortening, put a piece of string in the middle, and light it up. Not only will it burn, it'll last for 45 days—enough to get you through a zombie apocalypse or two. eHow recommends using a candle wick, but you should be able to use regular old string, too—some people even say a rolled up piece of paper makes a good wick. For the full step-by-step, check out eHow's guide, and for more tips and tricks hit the link below.

http://m.lifehacker.com/5827780/make-an-emergency-candle-out-of-a-tub-of-crisco

You can do this with any cooking oil or fat.

[big country]

you can even use a piece of wood as a wick. I have a candle that has a wood wick and it works well. Anything that can absorb and move oil up should work as a wick.

[palani]

Try it with a can of tuna in oil. Then you get a good meal out of it later.

[chad]

Try it with a can of tuna in oil. Then you get a good meal out of it later.

mmm, tuna melt.

[Dogman]

Try it with a can of tuna in oil. Then you get a good meal out of it later. vegetable oil, with tuna aroma. dam that would keep me hungry.

[Gaillo]

Since lard works too, this means that when TSHTF, Rosie O'Donnel and Hillary Clinton will NEVER need to be in the dark! ;D

In fact, you could probably light a good sized city with either one of them...

[Ponce]

Why Gaillo? are they Jews? hahahhahahahahahahahahah.

[BillBoard]

Since lard works too, this means that when TSHTF, Rosie O'Donnel and Hillary Clinton will NEVER need to be in the dark! ;D

In fact, you could probably light a good sized city with either one of them...

Finding a good wick would be a problem with that type of lard.

[Ponce]

A good dick......upsssssss I mean, a good wick would do for either one.

[Dogman]

A good dick......upsssssss I mean, a good wick would do for either one.

Amigo, have you gone loco?

Or did you fall on your glasses? Shit mon, that is sick! At least the first part of your post! At least one does have some lard on her.

Need to take another shower, and fumigate my laptop, dam it , cooties jumped out of my laptop when I read your post.

[madfranks]

A good dick......upsssssss I mean, a good wick would do for either one.

Good Lord Ponce!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCbvqcsRGRBaLeIPYjTIoVT_4YIsrFj PLKSKLgicmRacpvm2If

[solid]

Ive been saving my bacon grease in a large metal coffee can. And I have some candle wick, I'm going to make a bacon scented candle! I'll always be hungry....

This is a damn good idea! Mmmm...bacon! ;D

I believe candles set a romantic mood with ladies, I think a bacon scented one could get the lovin' going even better. Diggity.

[Santa]

This is a damn good idea! Mmmm...bacon! ;D

I believe candles set a romantic mood with ladies, I think a bacon scented one could get the lovin' going even better. Diggity.

Next time I'm feeling romantic I can just pour a little bacon grease in her navel, drop a twist of dental floss in and light her up.

[solid]

Next time I'm feeling romantic I can just pour a little bacon grease in her navel, drop a twist of dental floss in and light her up.

That's pretty kinky, Santa...I like it! ;D Follow where the bacon grease flows. ;D

I may try this tip.

I actually got another phone number from a gal online, she had a picture of her with an 'I love Bacon' T-shirt. I wrote her and commented on it, turns out she's a fellow bacon lover! I plan on calling her soon.

We should write a book, the Art of Seduction, with Bacon. :)

[Dogman]

That's pretty kinky, Santa...I like it! ;D Follow where the bacon grease flows. ;D

I may try this tip.

I actually got another phone number from a gal online, she had a picture of her with an 'I love Bacon' T-shirt. I wrote her and commented on it, turns out she's a fellow bacon lover! I plan on calling her soon.

We should write a book, the Art of Seduction, with Bacon. :)

Wow, maybe the same girl.

This is a south end shot of her heading north!


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ROvBAph4aY8/TZ5VzuJt2SI/AAAAAAAAASA/0OJi44RuwTA/s1600/iheartbacon_panty1.jpg

[solid]

I hope it's the same gal!!!