Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[Serpo]

Brazil, August 18, 2011
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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.
His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.
The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.
At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.
They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.


http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/




WARNING stop at 40 x

[osoab]

42 is the meaning to life.

[Dogman]

42 is the meaning to life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8

[palani]

Who was doing the counting?

[midnight rambler]

How'd they determine it was 42 times??

[ximmy]

I wonder what the actual cause of death was... other children throwing things at him?

[Dogman]

How'd they determine it was 42 times?? Calluses ?

[ximmy]

Calluses ?

callus rings...

[k-os]

I know *someone* who has done it more than 42 times. It won't kill ya. ;)



Seriously, though . . . how can you die from too much masturbation in one night? Dehydration? Heart attack?

[platinumdude]

I know *someone* who has done it more than 42 times. It won't kill ya. ;)



Seriously, though . . . how can you die from too much masturbation in one night? Dehydration? Heart attack?


You are one away from the big 3,000.

[k-os]

You are one away from the big 3,000.

Ooooh, I'll have to make it a good one!


Too late, it will be in this thread about dying from too much masturbation. Ha!

[milehi]

He came and went at the same time.

[Glass]

but it's a Catholic nation. Of course masturbation will kill you. It can kill ALL CATHOLICS. You've been warned. Get your hand off it!

Seriously though 42 times before checking out? Seems like he might have been a bit of a light weight.

maybe he had a Pul(l)monary embolism. Anyway it's good to have a hobby I guess. So my little project for today is....

This could be my last post btw...

[Dogman]

Used to know some women in the past that would just love to meet some one that could get it up 42 times in one night. ;)

[madfranks]

he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

Interestingly enough, I am also attracted to many kinds of women, regardless of... texture physics.

[chad]

he reached a higher plane of consciousness. time to leave.

[muffin]

Agenda 21 * 2? Reduce population starting with the "useless beaters". Probably not enough flouride in his kool-aid.

[Golden]

Interestingly enough, I am also attracted to many kinds of women, regardless of... texture physics.

lmao phew, I'm not the only one.

[mightymanx]

Well at least he did not go blind.

[gunDriller]

How'd they determine it was 42 times??

splotches on the computer screen ?

[freespirit]

LOVE the sig line, muffin!

;D

[Dick_Stabber]

What a jerkoff..

[sirgonzo420]

Good thing it wasn't a circle jerk; it would have been a massacre!

[Santa]

Cool. A new form of emotional blackmail.

"If you don't have sex with me, I'll masturbate myself to death."

[Serpo]

924He went to a doctor but it didnt seem to help.....................

[midnight rambler]

he reached a higher plane of consciousness. time to leave.

Yeah, confirmation that 42 leads to the ultimate...

[solid]

I wonder what the actual cause of death was...

Ximmy's right. All jokes aside...what was the actual cause of death? Heart related? Hard to imagine a 16 year old dying from a masturbation induced heart condition. The autopsy can not say...masturbation was the cause of death. That's obsurd.

[Serpo]

He wanted to play the organ when he grew up

[Sparky]

...
Seriously, though . . . how can you die from too much masturbation in one night? Dehydration? Heart attack?

Carpal tunnel. Should have used one of those wrist rests.

[Hatha Sunahara]

Probably died of dehydration.


Hatha

[Korbin Dallas]

How'd they determine it was 42 times??

The Kleenex box was 42 short.

[solid]

What does 42 times mean? 42 orgasms?

The article says he started at midnight, "all night" after that. Say he went at it the whole time. 42 orgasms seems impossible. If he was done at 8 am, that would be over 5 orgasms an hour, or 1 every ten minutes for almost 8 hours straight.

Instead of getting a body bag, some one get the Guinness world record, we have one.

[LuckyStrike]

I call BS.

He could've had a heart condition and died from the excitment sure, but there is no way you could get off 42 times in one day let alone one night.

I think it was 4.2 times, the .2 being how far he got into the 5th one.

[Hatha Sunahara]

Yeah, LS--this one reeks of journalistic BS. He probably died of something else, and they need a story that will drive up readership.

I have a reflexive disbelief of just about everything I get from people who I don't know. If it is something that is waaaay outside normal human experience, it goes into the memory hole fast.


Hatha

[Neuro]

42x42=1764 which is one of Sinclair's angels. Probably he masturbated himself to death as gold broke $1764, and he is an illuminati blood sacrifice, on the altar of gold...

[mick silver]

shooting the last load may have blew his head off

[freespirit]

careful...that thing's got a hair trigger!!

[Joe King]

Yeah, LS--this one reeks of journalistic BS. He probably died of something else, and they need a story that will drive up readership.Of course he died of something else. This story just makes for a good headline. If this kid had been playing sports in school, we may have very well been reading a story about him dropping dead after a game or practice or something. As we all know sometimes happens.

It's possible that he had some undiagnosed heart defect, or something similar that sometimes kills at a young age.
Probably got his heart rate up a tad too high and something new popped up. lol
...but whatever it was that actually killed him, he obviously thought it was like Maxwell House. ie good till the last drop. lol






I have a reflexive disbelief of just about everything I get from people who I don't know. If it is something that is waaaay outside normal human experience, it goes into the memory hole fast.What, exactly, constitutes "normal" in this World? :confused:

[steyr_m]

I call BS.

He could've had a heart condition and died from the excitment sure, but there is no way you could get off 42 times in one day let alone one night.

I think it was 4.2 times, the .2 being how far he got into the 5th one.

I was thinking the same thing. I was looking through the thread to see if anyone else thought the same.

One reason why I think it's a hoax is our circus show that some people call "the news" would have "reported" it by now.

[gunDriller]

if he did it in his car, would it be considered a drive-by shooting ?

[nunaem]

this one reeks of journalistic BS

And, oddly enough, burnt leather.

[still afloat]

Well at least he did not go blind.

Maybe he did go blind , then stepped in front of the school bus in the morning.

[po boy]

Hand slipped and connected with the temple.

[Uncle Salty]

What an idiot. Everyone know to stop at 41.

[sirgonzo420]

What an idiot. Everyone know to stop at 41.

That really made me laugh out loud.

[mick silver]

mommy mommy i shot my eye out

[osoab]

-He really knew how to rub one out.

-His hands must have been really full.

[DuaneLuk]

had to slide him out on a streacher

[mightymanx]

Just goes to prove that if you choke the chicken enough it will die.

[freespirit]

they always said if you beat off too much you would go blind, they never said shit about dying!!!

...fuck, now i need a new hobby!

lol
;D

[Sparky]

Poor kid probably didn't know if he was coming or going.

[Neuro]

they always said if you beat off too much you would go blind, they never said shit about dying!!!

...fuck, now i need a new hobby!

lol
;D
Tuning Pianos?

[Awoke]

Seriously. How the hell does anyone know that he spanked it 42 times? Who was keeping track?

[Serpo]

Seriously. How the hell does anyone know that he spanked it 42 times? Who was keeping track?

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