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palani
5th September 2011, 07:16 AM
What does the country of Turkey and little Miss Muffet have in common?

Both have kurds in their way.

gunDriller
5th September 2011, 07:30 AM
i was asked to help to host a Kurd in 1996.

i didn't know that he had been part of CIA/Mossad operations in Iraq at the time.

i was told that he was an Iraqi local, and that he had helped some "American film-makers", ended up on Saddam Hussein's shit list, and had to be air-lifted out.

so he ends up in San Diego. also, he is an albino, and a computer tech. a local "aid agency" contacted me, the woman there knew a woman i had gone out with. basically they said, "we hear you're a geek, this guy is a geek, thought you could help him get settled."

i gave him 2 old computers. he got on Social Security disability in NO TIME - strings were definitely pulled. officially he was "blind", although he could see a computer monitor easily.


going back in history - what the Talmud-worshippers did was to find an area that was Kurdish, in the early 1900's.

they broke the area up into Iraq, Iran, and Turkey.

ever since then, the Kurds have been trying to get their nation back - and the CIA & Mossad are VERY happy to use the Kurds.

mrnhtbr2232
5th September 2011, 07:32 AM
What does the country of Turkey and little Miss Muffet have in common?

Both have kurds in their way.

Ah, but "kurds" and "curds" are not the same. The first may have the prospect of being a PERSON within a court of agents whereby they do not elect to accept the OFFER to be a party to the proceedings. Whereas the second is a coagulated remnant of fermented dairy product that is used for making cheese. Are you saying blessed are the cheesemakers, for they have omnipotent standing as free men versus Kurds who are encumbered by problematic interpretations of jurist standing in a court of law? :p

palani
5th September 2011, 07:40 AM
Ah, but "kurds" and "curds" are not the same

Jokes are intended to be humorous.

Do you know why they call them DICTIONaries rather than DEFINITIONaries?

palani
5th September 2011, 07:45 AM
ever since then, the Kurds have been trying to get their nation back

It is not their nation (nationality) back that they want. It is the invaders to their territory they would like to see begone.

A nation is a body politic. It is a group of people who share common bonds. Territory is incidental. A case in point is the United States. The nationality is American. The territory is rather small .. being somewhat less than 100 square miles, surveyed in 1791 and 1792, on the River Potomac. The language is a bit strange because it only assumes land ON THE RIVER POTOMAC. Great care was taken to form the boundaries of the several states so that they all touch on water so that commerce can reach them.

Neuro
5th September 2011, 09:02 AM
Both can be stuffed!