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Serpo
7th September 2011, 01:54 PM
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Published: 7 Sep 11 12:38 CET
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A drunken elk desperate for just one more mouthful of fermenting apples lost its balance in the attempt, leaving it stuck in an apple tree in western Sweden.When Per Johansson of Särö (http://www.thelocal.se/tag/S%E4r%F6), south of Gothenburg (http://www.thelocal.se/tag/Gothenburg), returned home from work on Tuesday it was dark outside and the rain was coming down hard. Suddenly Johansson heard a bellowing noise from the garden next door.


“I thought at first that someone was having a laugh. Then I went over to take a look and spotted an elk stuck in an apple tree with only one leg left on the ground,” Johansson told The Local.

The unfortunate elk was desperately entangled in the tree’s branches and was kicking ferociously as Johansson approached.

“I thought it looked pretty bad so I called the police who sent out an on-call hunter. But while we were waiting, the neighbours and I started to saw down some of the branches and then the hunter arrived with a saw as well,” said Johansson.

The group tried to make the elk more comfortable but to no avail.

It wasn’t until the fire brigade arrived on the scene and managed to bend the tree to the point where the exhausted elk could slide out of the branches that the animal was finally freed.

According to Johansson, it looked very much like the elk was severely drunk after eating too many fermenting apples.

Drunken elk are common in Sweden during the autumn season when there are plenty of apples lying around on the ground and hanging from branches in Swedish gardens.

While the greedy animal was reaching ever higher to reach the delicious but intoxicating fruit, it most likely stumbled into the tree, getting itself hopelessly entangled in the branches.

And from what Johansson could gather, this particular animal had been on a day-long bender.

“My neighbour recognised it as the animal that almost ran into her car earlier in the day. She was pretty sure the elk was already under the influence,“ said Johansson.

When the inebriated elk was freed, it lay for a while on the ground, seemingly unconscious.

After emergency services had ascertained that the animal was still alive, Johansson was told to keep an eye on it and call the hunter straight away if it seemed to be suffering.

But by the morning the hungover animal had stood up and cautiously moved a few metres away.

After a while it went on its way, although Johansson suspects it is still skulking around the neighbourhood.

“We often see elk stuffing their faces with apples around here but this is the first time we found one perched in a tree,” he told The Local.




External link: The elk-moose controversy explained » (http://www.thelocal.se/blog/20071129/254/)


http://www.thelocal.se/36002/20110907/

gunDriller
7th September 2011, 02:27 PM
before the drunk moosey got comatose, it was probably quite entertaining (unless it's vision fogged up and it mistook a viewer as a female moose). well, i guess that would be entertaining too.

but it sounds like it is just plain comatose & asleep.

it needs water, to help fight the Moose hangover !

Dogman
7th September 2011, 02:31 PM
I wonder if in that country the police give out MDWI's ?

osoab
7th September 2011, 02:47 PM
my avatar is a moose drunk on fermenting crap apples tangled up in christmas lights.

Serpo
7th September 2011, 02:48 PM
I wonder if in that country the police give out MDWI's ?

You cant say he was out of his tree.......

Libertytree
7th September 2011, 02:51 PM
If that happened here in the US the property owner would have been charged with running an illegal distillery, producing hazardous materials and harboring a public menace.

JJ.G0ldD0t
7th September 2011, 02:53 PM
She didnt wanna be rescued dammit!

osoab
7th September 2011, 03:05 PM
If that happened here in the US the property owner would have been charged with running an illegal distillery, producing hazardous materials and harboring a public menace.


My avatar's pic was taken in Alaska. Snagged it off of ADN (http://www.adn.com/). To my knowledge nobody was charged.

Neuro
7th September 2011, 03:08 PM
This is sickening, they waste a lot of societies resources on saving this irresponsible drunkard out of a situation it has gotten in by own volition. Meanwhile in just a few weeks time, elkhunting season begins, and lots of wellbehaved and innocent elks, whose only crime is to be at the wrong place at the wrong time will be murdered, butchered and put in display bags in the freezer without repercussions, at the tune of at least a hundred thousand victims a year in Sweden alone... Meanwhile this gardenwrecking alcoholic, gets to sleep off his illgotten drunken stupor, and walks off Scott free.

Sick!

osoab
7th September 2011, 03:13 PM
This is sickening, they waste a lot of societies resources on saving this irresponsible drunkard out of a situation it has gotten in by own volition. Meanwhile in just a few weeks time, elkhunting season begins, and lots of wellbehaved and innocent elks, whose only crime is to be at the wrong place at the wrong time will be murdered, butchered and put in display bags in the freezer without repercussions, at the tune of at least a hundred thousand victims a year in Sweden alone... Meanwhile this gardenwrecking alcoholic, gets to sleep off his illgotten drunken stupor, and walks off Scott free.

Sick!

Excellent post Neuro. What would have occurred in nature? Elk would have either become unstuck or ended up becoming food for other animals.

They should have shot it and kept the meat.

Pre-alcoholed elk meat. ;D

Neuro
7th September 2011, 03:16 PM
Yeah the meat was already hanged and marinated! ;D

Dogman
7th September 2011, 03:17 PM
Excellent post Neuro. What would have occurred in nature? Elk would have either become unstuck or ended up becoming food for other animals.

They should have shot it and kept the meat.

Pre-alcoholed elk meat. ;D


Apple Marinated, loosey goosey moose?

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Glass
8th September 2011, 05:00 AM
Awwww leave the poor moose alone. I'm sure many of us may have had one too many. The thing I've discovered is that it's always that last drink. All the ones before that were fine. It's just the last one that had something wrong with it. Same thing with apples apparently.

Awoke
8th September 2011, 05:10 AM
Hahaha, I wanna party with that elk!



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