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Large Sarge
7th September 2011, 02:01 PM
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up

with
her. She

rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Dogman
7th September 2011, 02:08 PM
The saying "Be careful for what you wish for" has much wisdom in it!

Neuro
7th September 2011, 03:14 PM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with big tits on a girl!

Serpo
7th September 2011, 03:32 PM
967

Anyone seen neuro ....last seen disappearing ect ect

Dogman
7th September 2011, 03:36 PM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with big tits on a girl!




Anyone seen neuro ....last seen disappearing ect ect

An ode to Neuro,

He was a good man and he went out smothered in glory!


968

Serpo
7th September 2011, 03:38 PM
Last we saw of him was his boots......

Neuro
7th September 2011, 03:41 PM
Lmao!

gunDriller
7th September 2011, 03:55 PM
967

Anyone seen neuro ....last seen disappearing ect ect

i had a neighbor like that. she was a retired baker babe who was refreshingly honest in her story-telling.

she also had 2 Vettes, and she let me drive one of them.

Serpo
7th September 2011, 04:14 PM
i had a neighbor like that. she was a retired baker babe who was refreshingly honest in her story-telling.

she also had 2 Vettes, and she let me drive one of them.

I assume you meant baker....how did she see the dough she was rolling out.....