I am angry as hell.........

[Ponce]

Today I oppened a new pack of "Northen" tissue tp and the danm roll doesn't even fit the tp holder......1/2" shorter... and remember this, the last time that I bought any tp was OVER TWO YEARS AGO.....crap, crap and double crap.

[osoab]

Will your ass ever be the same? ;D

[solid]

Today I oppened a new pack of "Northen" tissue tp and the danm roll doesn't even fit the tp holder......1/2" shorter... and remember this, the last time that I bought any tp was OVER TWO YEARS AGO.....crap, crap and double crap.

What a disaster. An epic catastrophy.

With all the things going on, tsunami's, hurricanes, oil spills, nuclear meltdowns, the economy, unjust wars, greedy banks...nothing compares to the anger of toilet paper not fitting in the holder.

Ponce, be strong. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Godspeed in the challenges you face. We are with you on this one, 100%.

[vacuum]

I thought it wasn't that tp didn't fit, but that it was an extra short roll, meaning he got less tp for his money. Having the tp be too big would be a good thing....it means you got more.

[Ponce]

Vacuum........it was "1/2 shorter".......not longer................but what bugs me is that I bought this pack when everything was supposed to still be "normal".......I don't even know how many packs of "Northern" I have in stock, I'll have to separate them and use them last.

[ximmy]

I was online shopping for the best price bulk TP the other night, consumers are complaining about smaller squares and the TP manufacturers claiming, "we have more sheets" except they have smaller square inch paper per roll...

[Neuro]

I remember being at a former girlfriends home in Montreal, sitting on the toilet and realizing I was about to wipe my ass with metric toilet paper.

I teased her afterward, "Your toilet paper is frickin' metric!" LOL!!!

Now it's all I can buy...
If you wondered why she is former... ;D

[Spectrism]

Ahhh... the ultimate drill and fill. Some people have fake gold. Ponce has fake toilet paper. Probably made in China.

[Dogman]

TP has been stealth shrinking for a while now.

And if you win the bet with outlaw you will be not as rich as you thought you were, discounting the stealth loss in volume you thought you had in your pile.

[Santa]

On the bright side, you now know which toilet paper rolls to short Silver Art with when you lose the TP bet... :)

[osoab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok

[SLV^GLD]

What a disasster. An epic catasstrophy.

There, fixed that for ya.

[solid]

Damnit. Damnit damnit damnit!!!!>:(

Damn tides and weather. Argh. What a disappointment. Got to postpone my trip...again.

[SWRichmond]

Today I oppened a new pack of "Northen" tissue tp....crap, crap and double crap.

If you would stop double crapping so much it wouldn't be so bad.

[Serpo]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/153206.jpg981

[joboo]

TP has been stealth shrinking for a while now.

And if you win the bet with outlaw you will be not as rich as you thought you were, discounting the stealth loss in volume you thought you had in your pile.


Yeah I remember back in the day you could tear off a sheet, toss it on your bed, and sleep under it.

I think Ponce should forgo the pain of modernization, and switch scraping his ass with a stick like they did in Asia.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Nara_period_toilet_paper.jpg/501px-Nara_period_toilet_paper.jpg

[Serpo]

Do ya think they would check for splinters first....................;D

[Ponce]

Do ya think they would check for splinters first....................;D

And why do you think that they walk so weird?..........ouchhhhhhhhh.

[1970 silver art]

On the bright side, you now know which toilet paper rolls to short Silver Art with when you lose the TP bet... :)


No tp shorting allowed. :) When I "officially" win the bet on December 31, 2011, I expect to receive 3 new rolls of tp from the TP King.

[Ponce]

Those tp's were present when we made the bet, I bought them 2 1/2 years ago......but I am not worried, you will be the one sending them to me :)

[1970 silver art]

Those tp's were present when we made the bet, I bought them 2 1/2 years ago......but I am not worried, you will be the one sending them to me :)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! We will see but time is slowly running out. As each day goes by without silver touching $50, I am getting closer to winning those 3 rolls of tp. Just be ready to ship those 3 rolls of tp to me WHEN I "officially" win the bet on December 31, 2011. :)

[Jewboo]

Today I opened a new pack of "Northern" tissue tp and the damn roll doesn't even fit the tp holder......1/2" shorter... and remember this, the last time that I bought any tp was OVER TWO YEARS AGO.....crap, crap and double crap.



Hong Kong's battle for toilet paper: Panic buying breaks out after rumours spread of a shortage blamed on coronavirus (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7973121/Panic-buying-breaks-rumours-spread-shortage-blamed-coronavirus.html)
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[JDRock]

does anyone know for certain what happened to ponce?

[Cebu_4_2]

does anyone know for certain what happened to ponce?

I don't think so unless I missed it.