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midnight rambler
14th September 2011, 05:54 PM
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/09/14/la-porn-studio-begins-construction-on-post-apocalyptic-underground-bunker/

solid
14th September 2011, 06:46 PM
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/09/14/la-porn-studio-begins-construction-on-post-apocalyptic-underground-bunker/

I think this guy's got the right idea. The porn industry is like cockroaches, it'll survive the worst doomsday disaster imaginable. There will still be a market for porn. This guy will have a jump on business by being ready for it.

Besides, if you are going to be in a bunker facing the end of the world, might as well have some fun. This one has multiple bars and an enormous performing stage.;D

steyr_m
14th September 2011, 06:50 PM
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

Thank God there's going to be "an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio" I hope they get fried in the Apocalypse.

Santa
14th September 2011, 06:54 PM
The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”

Man, I guess I better start Twittering if I'm gonna get in ahead of the general public... :)

solid
14th September 2011, 07:17 PM
Man, I guess I better start Twittering if I'm gonna get in ahead of the general public... :)

I think I'll try the merit-based approach to get in...;D Can she be a blonde, or a brunette? I have a good work ethic and am eager.

freespirit
14th September 2011, 07:31 PM
Besides, if you are going to be in a bunker facing the end of the world, might as well have some fun. This one has multiple bars and an enormous performing stage.;D



...does it have an STD clinic?

Buddha
14th September 2011, 08:04 PM
The worlds oldest profession will always be around

sirgonzo420
15th September 2011, 05:51 AM
The worlds oldest profession will always be around

Yep.

The congresswhores have their bunkers too.

Twisted Titan
15th September 2011, 06:09 AM
And who will be responsible for distribution of the dehumanization of our females?


The same zionist cockroaches that do now.......

Eyebone
15th September 2011, 07:46 AM
Almost as bad as not having a "bunker" is having one that everyone knows about.