If you're looking for work, go to Alabama

[General of Darkness]

I guess the chupakabras are fleeing the state.

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0929/Alabama-life-already-changing-under-tough-immigration-law

[Horn]

Had a job offer round there last time I was up that way.

Snowed too much in the winter, couldn't make it thru the field roads for the second interview.

[ximmy]

That is where Bubba-Gump shrimp is from...

[Shami-Amourae]

I really love seeing these states start to grow backbone. Imagine if they were smart enough to do a state bank like North Dakota. They could secede from this clusterfuck-union and already be wealthier than the United States.