Family lost in corn maze call 911 LOL..

[Shorty Harris]

Really? WTF?


http://www.necn.com/10/11/11/Mass-family-lost-in-corn-maze-calls-911-/landing.html?blockID=575952&feedID=4206

[chad]

just pick a direction and walk. taught to me when i was 7.

[Twisted Titan]

hey shorty

haventt seen you in a while glad your back on the scene baby

[Shorty Harris]

Thanks TT, Ive been around..just mostly in lurker Mode is all, but I see All. 1294

[Celtic Rogue]

The poor little lambs have lost their way... Bah bah Sheeple! More and more it is apparent that many people on this planet couldnt survive. Save me Help me!!!

In a related article... Corn has been deemed a useless dangerous gateway vegetable and we must protect the children!!!

The years of "depend on the govt for all needs" propaganda and public schooling have made the masses give up and not even try solve the problems that face them. More and more I hear the call to govt help... I guess to them it must seem the correct and right thing they are doing... I hope I never rely on anybody for help... its not in my nature. However I am not against helping others... but only those that will help themselves.

[Glass]

I think for mazes you just keep hanging left and you will get out. Could be an old wives tale. I've never met a "maze survivor" to ask them.

[Shorty Harris]

The thing that confounds me is..Its only friggin corn stalks! Not like an enclosed Bricked in area with the only entrance locked. I am constantly amazed at how some people remain Vertical and above ground.

[Celtic Rogue]

The thing that confounds me is..Its only friggin corn stalks! Not like an enclosed Bricked in area with the only entrance locked. I am constantly amazed at how some people remain Vertical and above ground.

LOL now thats scary! And remember these will be the same type of useless idiots that will surround us when TSHTF! Truly Scarey!

[SLV^GLD]

I think for mazes you just keep hanging left and you will get out. Could be an old wives tale. I've never met a "maze survivor" to ask them.

Imagine a square inside a series of concentric circles. The circles have openings at different points that would allow you to eventually find the exit on the outermost circle. If you hang a left at each corner of the square you will never get out. Also, you would similarly continue looping the inside and outside walls of any of the circles if you simply hung a left.

[Awoke]

I heard about this on the radio today.

Take a look.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),+Danv ers,+Massachusetts+01923&hl=en&ll=42.6085,-70.935298&spn=0.001538,0.004117&sll=49.891235,-97.15369&sspn=30.282031,48.779297&vpsrc=6&hq=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),&hnear=Danvers,+Essex,+Massachusetts,+United+States&t=h&z=19

[Celtic Rogue]

I heard about this on the radio today.

Take a look.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),+Danv ers,+Massachusetts+01923&hl=en&ll=42.6085,-70.935298&spn=0.001538,0.004117&sll=49.891235,-97.15369&sspn=30.282031,48.779297&vpsrc=6&hq=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),&hnear=Danvers,+Essex,+Massachusetts,+United+States&t=h&z=19

I took a look... what am I looking for... or at?

[Spectrism]

Oh boy.... call the cops to get out of a corn maze?? I could just picture the trigger-happy cops firing flares all around the corn maze... and calling out: "Just avoid the fires and you will be fine."

[Awoke]

I took a look... what am I looking for... or at?

That's the farm. I waslooking for some corn mazes, but it all looks the same to me.

[Celtic Rogue]

I think the maze was across the street from the parking lot where its all dirt with an obvious grid pattern, You could make some pretty complex mazes there. My guess that is was right after harvest when the [ix was taken.

[freespirit]

perhaps they weren't able to follow a straight line? lol

sometimes i think some people are just sucking up valuable oxygen the rest of us could put to good use!

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

Everytime I've gotten lost in wilderness, I just busted through or climbed over.

Now if this was a STEEL maze, my plan might not work so well, but it's saved my life everytime I've been lost in the mountains.

[keehah]

That was a well written article for main stream press. Explained the event, the problem, and then gave common sense solutions to it.
Nice chuckle at the end too.

....You can also use your cell phone to text to get clues to find an exit.

[Spectrism]

OK... I just went to the actual link and listened to the report.

First, what are you doing with a 3-week old baby in a corn maze?

Next, what are you doing in the corn maze with your family so late?

Third, if you need to call an emergency response team to get you out of a 7-acre cornfield, you definitely ain't the fiber of the pioneers who came to America.

Oh, the horror.... "I am in a corn maze and I am getting scared."

[mick silver]

i hope they people were from the city . i dont know anyone here in the country that cannot get out of a field . i am glad it was not hay hell the cop would of being losed ... next week we all will be reading how there going to sue the owner of the corn

[Serpo]

http://www.emnrd.state.nm.us/ECMD/CleanFuelsandEfficientTransportation/images/Corn-field.gif



aaaaarrrrrrrrrr

[ximmy]

a seven-acre corn maze is not small...

http://a57.foxnews.com/video.foxnews.com/thumbnails/101211/640/360/640/360/101211_corn_maze2_640.jpg

[Cebu_4_2]

I heard about this on the radio today.

Take a look.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),+Danv ers,+Massachusetts+01923&hl=en&ll=42.6085,-70.935298&spn=0.001538,0.004117&sll=49.891235,-97.15369&sspn=30.282031,48.779297&vpsrc=6&hq=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),&hnear=Danvers,+Essex,+Massachusetts,+United+States&t=h&z=19

That did not work very well here.

[joboo]

The thing that confounds me is..Its only friggin corn stalks! Not like an enclosed Bricked in area with the only entrance locked. I am constantly amazed at how some people remain Vertical and above ground.


They didn't bring any pots, salt, butter, or boiling water so all their ideas went out the window. They were at the corn's mercy.

I can hear it now. 9/11 operator. "Why don't you just walk the fuck out like any animal with an IQ of 10 would do?"

......

[Glass]

I heard about this on the radio today.

Take a look.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),+Danv ers,+Massachusetts+01923&hl=en&ll=42.6085,-70.935298&spn=0.001538,0.004117&sll=49.891235,-97.15369&sspn=30.282031,48.779297&vpsrc=6&hq=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+(Rt.+35),&hnear=Danvers,+Essex,+Massachusetts,+United+States&t=h&z=19 (http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+%28Rt.+35%29,+ Danvers,+Massachusetts+01923&hl=en&ll=42.6085,-70.935298&spn=0.001538,0.004117&sll=49.891235,-97.15369&sspn=30.282031,48.779297&vpsrc=6&hq=Connors+Farm,+30+Valley+Road+%28Rt.+35%29,&hnear=Danvers,+Essex,+Massachusetts,+United+States&t=h&z=19)

So based on that pic the "maze" was made up of long parrallel rows of corn? Kind of like a "field" of corn? Was it a Field of Nightmares? Was Kevin there by any chance? He could have save them.

Other than that I would have sent in Chuck Norris. Like Google says if you search Chuck Norris. You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

[Joe King]

Maybe they ran into the corns children? If so, I'd call 911 too. lol


http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/children-of-the-corn-child-cult.jpg

[joboo]

Connor's farms in Danvers Mass....a field of horrors no doubt.

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/news/images/image.php?image=212.jpg&width=500&height=500

[Serpo]

Yes it could send a person literally insane,,,,,,,,,,,

Looks like you just wander in and if you come back ,well that is another story....