Plastic surgeon finds the ideal breast shape...

[joboo]

"We used computer measuring tools to examine the dimensions and proportions of each pair of breasts, identifying four features common to all of them,’ he explains.

The features analysed were the dimensions of the upper and lower pole, medical terms that describe the areas above and below the nipple; plus the angle at which the nipple points and the slope of the upper pole.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/15/article-2049197-0E636C6600000578-633_468x368.jpg


‘The study revealed that in all cases the nipple ‘‘meridian’’ – the horizontal line drawn at the level of the nipple – lay at a point where, on average, the proportion of the breast above it represented 45 per cent of overall volume of the breast and below it 55 per cent.



‘In the majority of cases the upper pole was either straight or concave, and the nipple was pointing skywards at an average angle of 20 degrees. In all cases the breasts demonstrated a tight convex lower pole – a neat but voluminous curve."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2049197/Plastic-surgeon-finds-ideal-breast-shape--examining-Page-3-girls.html

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[Glass]

eggsellent. Glad it's not the fried egg on a nail. Now what does ideal mean? The most appealing for men? or is this just the rule of thumb for weight distribution? Either way I agree with these findings.

[Shorty Harris]

Without Nipples...Titts are Pointless :-*

[mightymanx]

Without Nipples...Titts are Pointless :-*

Bravo well played.

[joboo]

"and the nipple was pointing skywards at an average angle of 20 degrees"

Damn, that's almost poetry.

;D

[VX1]

I love science, geometry, calculus, whatever that is.:o

[LuckyStrike]

IDK about ideal breast shape but I know about ideal breasts, Jenya D

1333

IMO she is the hottest girl in the world right now, which is saying something because in general blondes and redheads blow brunettes out of the water for me.

[Serpo]

45/55 is good

so I guess 90/10 is not so good.....

[Dogman]

The ideal shape is what will fit in your hand.

[solid]

Best thread ever.

[Santa]

Skyward nipples reach my soul
As I reach toward the popcorn bowl.

[solid]

How about breast haiku?

Slippery nipple

Oh to heavens you point...

A gift to us all.

[Joe King]

If anyone wants to see what average breasts look like, this is an interesting site.
Some of the girls comments are quite enlightening as to what sometimes goes on in a girls mind about her own breasts.
Some comments are kind of sad in that they reveal a less than ideal self image in many of the girls pictured. {There's no faces, only breasts}

Obviously, the link contains nudity, but it is presented in a clinical and non-erotic manner. Just givin' fair warning to those who need it.
If anyone doesn't like it, I claim "Informational linking" under rule #2 ;D
http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php

[Celtic Rogue]

breast type as in body type are extremely variable! A persons preference is subjective to their needs and desires. So I hate studies that try and boil human experience down to a common denominator. I prefer choices in breast shape and size... it keeps me from becoming jaded and bored! 8-)

[Old Herb Lady]

Where's the women researchers doing studies on male body parts ? Oooh, I forgot, they're not interested ! Never mind !

[ximmy]

Where's the women researchers doing studies on male body parts ? Oooh, I forgot, they're not interested ! Never mind !

Many of the guys would probably not measure up...

[freespirit]

maybe ximmy and OHL are planning a research project...lol

[Santa]

A nipple a day, keeps the Dr. away.

[freespirit]

A nipple a day, keeps the Dr. away.

...take two...they're small!
;D

[LuckyStrike]

...take two...they're small!
;D

LOL, not all of em!

[freespirit]

lol
true!
;D

[ximmy]

maybe ximmy and OHL are planning a research project...lol

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/facebook-profile-picture-fail-excited-dog.jpg

[Large Sarge]

I want to thank Ximmy, for derailing this thread, the longer it lasted, the worse it was likely to get.

as if a "perfect boob" exists, beauty is in the eye of the beholder folks....

[Santa]

I've been busy corroborating mathematical proofs rather than leaving it to some vacuous and vague "study." Yep, those boobies are perfect.
http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac358/jackconrad/junk/file-7.jpg

This one's for Ximmy.
Notice how the penis hangs in perfect equilibrium to the mans lower cortex? This is important for a proper foreward thrust pendulum effect.
http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac358/jackconrad/junk/file-6.jpg

[ximmy]

Perfect equilibrium seems to be a myth...



This one's for Ximmy.
Notice how the penis hangs in perfect equilibrium to the mans lower cortex? This is important for a proper foreward thrust pendulum effect.
http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac358/jackconrad/junk/file-6.jpg

Does your penis hang to your left or right?
And does it match your handedness?

by: Anonymous replies 17 04/17/2011 @ 11:56AM
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Mushroom caps don't really hang at all.

by: Russell Brand reply 1 04/17/2011 @ 11:58AM
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Men goes straight down the middle with a slight (very slight) slant to the right. I'm left handed.

by: Anonymous reply 2 04/17/2011 @ 12:04PM
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When I'm soft, it hangs straight down the middle with no sway to the right or left. When I'm hard, it's pretty much the same with just an ever so slight favoring to the left.

by: Anonymous reply 3 04/17/2011 @ 03:37PM
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Bent dick bastards, the lot of you!

by: Anonymous reply 4 04/17/2011 @ 03:39PM
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Slightly to the left, both soft and hard.

I wonder if some kooky astrologist has made any correlations between penis angles and personality charts.

"Let me read your genitals..."

by: Anonymous reply 5 04/17/2011 @ 03:41PM
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Yep, mine's bent down, too, centered. It looks much like this NSFW pic:

[see offsite link on www.ratemydick.org]

by: Anonymous reply 6 04/17/2011 @ 03:42PM
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The dicks that bend downward in the center when hard are ergonomically the easiest to deep throat because it contours to the natural shape of the human throat.

by: Anonymous reply 7 04/17/2011 @ 03:58PM
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To the left.

by: Anonymous reply 8 04/17/2011 @ 04:21PM
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To the left, to the left!

by: Sasha Fierce reply 9 04/17/2011 @ 04:46PM
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If penises hang at all, it is mostly to the the left because your left ball also hangs lower than the right one so the weight of your left ball causes your penis also hang to the left.

by: Anonymous reply 10 04/17/2011 @ 04:59PM
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the image on ratemydick is my dick!

by: OP of penis photo reply 11 09/25/2011 @ 04:39PM
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The only thing straight about me is my hot uncut penis.

by: Anonymous reply 12 09/25/2011 @ 04:45PM
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neither, though I usually dress it left in boxers or commando and i'm right handed.

by: Anonymous reply 13 09/25/2011 @ 04:47PM
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Left. I'm right-handed. Did compulsive masturbation cause this?

by: Anonymous reply 14 09/25/2011 @ 05:02PM
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To the right. Im right handed, but I only jerk with my left. Im fucked up.

by: Anonymous reply 15 09/25/2011 @ 05:08PM
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Mine leans to the left.

by: Bill Clinton reply 16 09/25/2011 @ 05:24PM
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To the left and I'm right-handed.

Most people have one side that is taller/longer than the other and thus, a curve would go toward the shorter side.

I was under the impression that the larger side is the more dominant so it would stand to reason that a cock hangs to the side opposite of you "handedness". I wouldn't swear to that though.

http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=10358349#page:showThread,10358349

[Horn]

http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac358/jackconrad/junk/file-7.jpg

The breast is fine specimen, the nipple itself is in need of more of a slight puffy & fresh dome to it.

I'm by no means a perfectionist in this area, and will take what is given.

[ximmy]

by: Anonymous replies 17 04/17/2011 @ 11:56AM
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Mushroom caps don't really hang at all.

8)
What is a mushroom cap? ... in relation to... ahem...

[Joe King]

8)
What is a mushroom cap? ... in relation to... ahem...

One of these, of course.

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/8b/2/AAAAC4olgLkAAAAAAIsrCQ.jpg?v=1259031802000

[Horn]

8)
What is a mushroom cap? ... in relation to... ahem...

Lay off my cap, at least they didn't trim yours when you were just a baby...

[Santa]

8)
What is a mushroom cap? ... in relation to... ahem...

Mmmm, Vulva.... ;D

[solid]

Nice job, Ximmy. If there's a thread derail award, it goes to you...you turned a thread about the perfect breasts, into to talking about penises. Talk about the ultimate derailing!

On topic though, one of the nice things about breasts is, like women, all breasts are unique and special in some way. As discovering what makes women unique is exciting, discovering their unique breasts is exciting too.

[Santa]

Me, I won't date a woman with fewer than nine areolar glands on each nipple.

[solid]

Me, I won't date a woman with fewer than nine areolar glands on each nipple.

I just think going in to count them...makes a great date. :)

[Santa]

Yeah, and at the bar they're really hard to see.

[solid]

If they are at the bar....I don't think I'd want to see them. The price to pay in the end, may be too much.

[Santa]

If they are at the bar....I don't think I'd want to see them. The price to pay in the end, may be too much.
What? It's an American tradition. If these traditions aren't preserved, the terrorists will have won.