COVER STORY What Do a Bunch of Old Jews Know About Living Forever?

[Twisted Titan]

The cover of the New Yoker mag is priceless..........

http://nymag.com/news/features/ashkenazi-jews-2011-11/

[chad]

everyone knows vampires are immortal, duh.

[Shami-Amourae]

Charlotte Gerson is one of those, but she follows the diet developed by her father Max Gerson, the Gerson Therapy.
http://eat-breathe-smile.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/CharlotteGerson-PortraitCMYK.jpg

[keehah]

http://images.nymag.com/news/features/oldjews111114_2_560.jpg

I think I see tiny "We are the 99%" sign on a few of those sticks.

[horseshoe3]

I'd be more interested in finding out what an old Cuban knows about living forever.

[Canadian-guerilla]

organ transplants from young donors ?

[Cebu_4_2]

“Oy,” says Sophie.
“Oy vey,” says Esther.
“Oy veyizmir,” says Sadie.
“I thought we weren’t going to talk about our children,” says Mildred.

[JJ.G0ldD0t]

2 words

Philosopher's Stone

Those old joos are totally into alchemy.^-^

[Ponce]

I'd be more interested in finding out what an old Cuban knows about living forever.

Well, my goal is 132, why 132? no idea.......most males in my family live to be 100 with my dad making it to 98+.........besides, to much going on for me to die.........only when life becomes boring will you think of death..........I still climb the roof and the trees, do all the maintenace in my property................but my home inside is a mess, who cares, I am comfy.

[hoarder]

They might as well come out and admit they're the Master Race.

[Ponce]

OK hoarder, my family is the Master Race LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

[General of Darkness]

I wonder if drinking the blood of children helps them?

[Ponce]

Only if they are under three years of age and no younger than three months........

[letter_factory]

8 pages of crap, such as:


But on the afternoon of September 25, six weeks shy of her 110th birthday, Helen “Happy” Faith Kahn Keane Reichert died while napping in her recliner, with her lipstick on and her nails newly done in Bungle Jungle red. Until that moment, she had been, many thought, New York City’s oldest woman: a title that, of necessity, is often transferred, if rarely as gently. No breathing tube, no defibrillator paddles—just oatmeal for breakfast, a soft-boiled egg and jam for lunch, and the reaching in the dark for whatever was coming next.

Is that even related to the title? If I wrote that, I would have failed english.

[Son-of-Liberty]

He goes to bed at eight, gets up at seven, takes vitamins because his attendants tell him to. (He drew the line at Lipitor, though, when a doctor suggested it a few years back.)

Not time tonight to read the whole article but I did notice that he was smart enough to not take a statin drug. He does take vitamins.

Will have to read the rest later.

[Twisted Titan]

I wonder if drinking the blood of children helps them?

if not definately sucking on freshly snipped foreskins will.

[Spectrism]

Such people may fear death and what awaits them there so much that they cling to life in that beaten old flesh. Those who trust in a promise of perfection hereafter are quick to shed their mortal coils. For some, heaven is on this earth and this is the best they will ever see.