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Down1
12th November 2011, 05:35 PM
Just hanging around very bored when God called me on the cell and said to me

"Posteth ye this story. tell all the people".

Republican Herman Cain said God convinced him to enter the race for president, comparing himself to Moses: "'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"The Georgia business executive played up his faith Saturday after battling sexual harassment allegations for two weeks, trying to shift the conversation to religion, an issue vital to conservative Republicans, especially in the South.
In a speech Saturday to a national meeting of young Republicans, Cain said the Lord persuaded him after much prayer.
"That's when I prayed and prayed and prayed. I'm a man of faith — I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I've ever done before in my life," Cain said. "And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"
http://news.yahoo.com/cain-says-god-persuaded-him-run-president-204548374.html

Dogman
12th November 2011, 05:42 PM
Just hanging around very bored when God called me on the cell and said to me

"Posteth ye this story. tell all the people".
http://news.yahoo.com/cain-says-god-persuaded-him-run-president-204548374.htmlDoes he not have any shame? He is playing every card in the deck, too gain favor! 1552

Santa
12th November 2011, 05:47 PM
It seems Cain is the perfect Biblical name for Herman.

Down1
12th November 2011, 06:01 PM
Will religious Southern people buy this ?
Or just crack up laughing as I did when I first read the story ?

BrewTech
12th November 2011, 06:13 PM
When you talk to God... it's called praying.

When God talks back... it's called delusional schizophrenia.

joboo
12th November 2011, 06:14 PM
http://www.moviewallpapers.net/images/wallpapers/1972/blacula/blacula-373-617.jpg

gunDriller
12th November 2011, 06:20 PM
i think someone spiked his office envelopes with LSD.

he licks them and has delusions about God asking to run for President.

Ponce
12th November 2011, 07:38 PM
As stupid as he sounded the other night in that debate I don't believe that he would make even a good dog chatcher.

Horn
12th November 2011, 07:39 PM
Will religious Southern people buy this ?
Or just crack up laughing as I did when I first read the story ?

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/11/11/chart_pie_244_2012-Republican-Nomination-for-President_v5.gif
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57322894-503544/poll-cain-tops-3-way-race-with-romney-gingrich/

Cebu_4_2
12th November 2011, 09:35 PM
RP 5% hmm...

Dick_Stabber
12th November 2011, 09:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU


Wrong Leroy..

zap
12th November 2011, 09:44 PM
When they start talking about GOD, it usually means they are lying and I tune out.

Twisted Titan
12th November 2011, 10:25 PM
Face Plam..............

Kali
13th November 2011, 12:59 AM
I'll only vote for him if I can call him Nigga

BrewTech
13th November 2011, 07:02 AM
Wrong Leroy..

LOL... are you sure?

Book
13th November 2011, 07:35 AM
http://kpel965.com/files/2011/11/Herman-Cain-3.jpg?w=300&h=200&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

http://api.ning.com/files/mpIVZIATRoew5gG30jwzRl594u8Ylpll-X2154fpHwYLQcuZlCUbEa560mn8iWPjfFyypGcU1ZD-clrkVlOJlg__/idiocracy.jpg?width=454&height=244

::) Edgar Steele who?

Santa
13th November 2011, 08:00 AM
http://www.moviewallpapers.net/images/wallpapers/1972/blacula/blacula-373-617.jpg

Aha! So that's what became of Silver Sammy... Book's mod buddies over at gim must've bit him. :)

gunDriller
13th November 2011, 08:07 AM
when he put his hand on those women's thighs - why didn't they elbow him in the face ? at least break his glasses.

even if he was the CEO of Godfather Pizza.