Lazy people at doorways

[joboo]

Just an observation I'd had more often than not lately of people that enter or exit buildings with double doors.

Instead of them opening the door on their side, they wait, and squeeze into your personal space to get through the door you opened before it closes.

Then there's the capable people that always press the handicap button to avoid such "strenuous" labor.

Lazy shits. Pretty damn pathetic.

[solid]

What about the assholes that slow waaayyy down crossing a crosswalk, to back up traffic. Those pricks, do that just for power reasons. You can see them, they walk normally on the sidewalk when they get there.

[woodman]

How about people who speed up when you try to pass them? What about the lazy assholes who won't unlock one of the double doors in the gas stations and party stores? You go to walk through the door and get a rude and utter stop as you realize a perfectly good exit is locked.

[sunshine05]

Yes to all of these!!! I hate the door thing. WTF?

How about people who leave their shopping cart blocking the middle of the aisle? And get annoyed when you ask them to move it.

[Old Herb Lady]

yep, yep, yep, same here. What about da fatties who always end up in front of u for everything ???

Try getting around them.

Ugggghhhhhhh !

AND.....if they're in front of u at the supermarket checkout with a HUGE ASS LOAD OF GROCERIES using their FOOD STAMP CARD
and then there's u....... ....the dumb hard-workin' fool spending your last fitty bucks til payday ! Sumsabitchez.

[hoarder]

What about the lazy assholes who won't unlock one of the double doors in the gas stations and party stores? You go to walk through the door and get a rude and utter stop as you realize a perfectly good exit is locked.I make a point of being rough with the locked door.

[MNeagle]

I believe it's likely a fire code violation to have locked exits during business hours. Perhaps a nice call to the Fire Marshall?

[General of Darkness]

What about the assholes that slow waaayyy down crossing a crosswalk, to back up traffic. Those pricks, do that just for power reasons. You can see them, they walk normally on the sidewalk when they get there.

From my experience they're always black.

[Santa]

Then there's the capable people that always press the handicap button to avoid such "strenuous" labor.I never knew there was such a thing.... Would I qualify to use this mental handicap button? That'd be so cool. I hate waiting for people to open the door for me. :)

[k-os]

Alright, I'll join in the bitchfest . . . how about the people who are too lazy to return their shopping cart, and leave it in/partially in a parking space?

[milehi]

My brother and I ran to Costco this afternoon. I had this guy who was coming at me from the opposite direction for several isles. On the first isle I politely moved my cart to the side. For the next four isles however, he never made any effort to move. Not even an inch. My brother dared me to ram his cart on the next pass and I accepted the dare. Fortunatley for him, his wife dragged him to the center of the store.

[solid]

From my experience they're always black.

LOL..General you know!

I'll restrain from any further comment because I am against any race-based assumptions.

[joboo]

I never knew there was such a thing.... Would I qualify to use this mental handicap button? That'd be so cool. I hate waiting for people to open the door for me. :)

Right this way sir, we have a nice a quiet dark room in the back where you can be quietly euthanized. Can we get you something to drink, take your coat perhaps?

;D

[joboo]

My brother and I ran to Costco this afternoon. I had this guy who was coming at me from the opposite direction for several isles. On the first isle I politely moved my cart to the side. For the next four isles however, he never made any effort to move. Not even an inch. My brother dared me to ram his cart on the next pass and I accepted the dare. Fortunatley for him, his wife dragged him to the center of the store.

Yes here we have the infamous clueless shopping carter.

They are most frequently found in supermarkets, with shopping carts in the middle of the aisle, drooling on their shoes while they stare blankly at soup cans for 15 mins. taking breaks only to pick the underwear out of their butt cracks.

[General of Darkness]

LOL..General you know!

I'll restrain from any further comment because I am against any race-based assumptions.

Whatever, but you KNOW GoD is right. :)

[sunshine05]

I don't fly anymore but how about the people who push ahead to be the first ones on the plane, then when you land they don't want to get OFF the plane. GTF out of my way, people!!!

[k-os]

I don't fly anymore but how about the people who push ahead to be the first ones on the plane, then when you land they don't want to get OFF the plane. GTF out of my way, people!!!

Don't you know they are more important than you, and everyone else? Ugh.

[1970 silver art]

I don't fly anymore but how about the people who push ahead to be the first ones on the plane, then when you land they don't want to get OFF the plane. GTF out of my way, people!!!

I have never been on an airplane and I do not have any plans to get on one. I prefer to drive to get where I have to go.

[BabushkaLady]

Alright, I'll join in the bitchfest . . . how about the people who are too lazy to return their shopping cart, and leave it in/partially in a parking space?

Oh k-os; don't get me started on this!! I was having a beer with friends and with a straight face told them there should be snipers on top of Target to enforce the cart return!! I went on to say if they left the bodies out in the open they could then just replace the snipers with statues . . . didn't go over too well . . . some people can't take a joke. hahahaa

[midnight rambler]

Don't you know they are more important than you, and everyone else? Ugh.

I think it's something else - they are oblivious to the world around them, which is one of my pet peeves.

[joboo]

An even more novel concept that very few (nobody?) realize is that you can take a cart from the cart area outside, and push it in with you.

Voila, a closed loop system. I've actually had people give me strange looks for doing this.

[MNeagle]

Oh k-os; don't get me started on this!! I was having a beer with friends and with a straight face told them there should be snipers on top of Target to enforce the cart return!! I went on to say if they left the bodies out in the open they could then just replace the snipers with statues . . . didn't go over too well . . . some people can't take a joke. hahahaa

Or do what Aldi does: locks on the carts, and it takes 25 cents to unlock it. If you return the cart & relock it, you get your quarter back. I try & find someone about to go in & just hand off the cart to them if possible.

[osoab]

An even more novel concept that very few (nobody?) realize is that you can take a cart from the cart area outside, and push it in with you.

Voila, a closed loop system. I've actually had people give me strange looks for doing this.

Won't do that. That is taking another job from someone.

[madfranks]

Or do what Aldi does: locks on the carts, and it takes 25 cents to unlock it. If you return the cart & relock it, you get your quarter back. I try & find someone about to go in & just hand off the cart to them if possible.

Beat me to it, I was about to post the same thing. Except we didn't have Aldi's, we had Bigg's, but they had the carts with the 25 cent lock on it. Even though a quarter isn't worth much people don't want to lose their money so they'll return their carts to get their coin back.

[joboo]

Won't do that. That is taking another job from someone.


I see things like that, and think there doesn't need to be a job for it.

As mentioned earlier, all you have to do is put locks, and charge people a quarter to unlock the cart to get their coin back, and the loop gets closed by making people do what should come naturally.

The reason people leave carts all over the parking lot is because they know someone will come out and collect them all.

This example is a lot like the effect of what big gov does. Create a job, it raises customer prices, and carts get left all over the place in a mess.

Make people take a modicum of responsibility (25 cents but really it's free), and everything takes care of itself.

[Buddha]

Ok I'll shoot, how about those assholes who merge onto the highway going slower than the speed of traffic. They speed everywhere else, but get on the highway going 10 -15 mph under the limit.

[sunshine05]

Ok I'll shoot, how about those assholes who merge onto the highway going slower than the speed of traffic. They speed everywhere else, but get on the highway going 10 -15 mph under the limit.

VERY annoying! How about people driving very slow and obviously dialing or texting while you're stuck behind them. Put the phone down and drive!

[Buddha]

VERY annoying! How about people driving very slow and obviously dialing or texting while you're stuck behind them. Put the phone down and drive!

My God... I was stuck behind one of those the other day. I'm going 60/55 and notice I'm coming up on this car pretty fast, brake (I hate braking on the highway). Keep in mind it's raining a bit and traffic is medium volume. I can't get over and play it cool, this person is doing 40. Finally get to pass and see that it's a woman texting. All of my rage.

As you can see I have a lot of driving related pet peeves.

I'll throw in another one. People who cut out in front of you from a side street or such, and force you to brake semi-hard when no one is behind you. Added points when they turn into a McDonalds a couple blocks away.

[sunshine05]

My God... I was stuck behind one of those the other day. I'm going 60/55 and notice I'm coming up on this car pretty fast, brake (I hate braking on the highway). Keep in mind it's raining a bit and traffic is medium volume. I can't get over and play it cool, this person is doing 40. Finally get to pass and see that it's a woman texting. All of my rage.

As you can see I have a lot of driving related pet peeves.

I do too but it's because the rudeness factor is SO high. People are just so annoying. We seriously need a G-SUS island.

[1970 silver art]

VERY annoying! How about people driving very slow and obviously dialing or texting while you're stuck behind them. Put the phone down and drive!


That is very annoying as well as dangerous to other drivers on the road. I cannot understand why people have to text while driving. I do not get that. That text message cannot be that important.

[Buddha]

I do too but it's because the rudeness factor is SO high. People are just so annoying. We seriously need a G-SUS island.

I look at cars as 2 ton moving death contraptions, the way people use them is asinine. I've always found it funny to think "what if people walked the way that they drove?" That happens though in places called supermarkets.

[1970 silver art]

I do too but it's because the rudeness factor is SO high. People are just so annoying. We seriously need a G-SUS island.

That is going to take a lot of oz's of silver to build a GSUS island. That would mean that everybody (except me) in the GSUS community would have to pool together their oz's of silver to create GSUS island. O0

[MNeagle]

Well, the plan devised while you were away was that you'd donate your bars for the security walls!

[1970 silver art]

My God... I was stuck behind one of those the other day. I'm going 60/55 and notice I'm coming up on this car pretty fast, brake (I hate braking on the highway). Keep in mind it's raining a bit and traffic is medium volume. I can't get over and play it cool, this person is doing 40. Finally get to pass and see that it's a woman texting. All of my rage.

As you can see I have a lot of driving related pet peeves.

I'll throw in another one. People who cut out in front of you from a side street or such, and force you to brake semi-hard when no one is behind you. Added points when they turn into a McDonalds a couple blocks away.

Yeah I do not like braking on the highway either. Stop and go is supposed to be for city driving not for interstate driving. At least that is what I thought. :confused:

[1970 silver art]

Well, the plan devised while you were away was that you'd donate your bars for the security walls!

Nope. Not possible. My silver art bars will not be strong enough to withstand the evil gov't winds and the poisonous fiat gases that would try to invade and sink our GSUS island. I think that 10-oz gold bars would work much better as security walls to withstand those evil gov't winds and the poisonous fiat gases. However, I do not have any 10-oz gold bars since I am a poor man and someone else with very deep pockets would have to provide those gold bars for the security walls of the GSUS island. :)

[General of Darkness]

This is why I made a thread about Bill Barr, now you assholes are bitching about what he's saying. Fricken maroons. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3OkaJnlWFQ

[Veni, vidi...evigilavi!]

*1st of all thanks GSus for confirming I have not lost sanity yet. The wife and I had a good argument (possibly for the last time outside the home of course. These are the main reasons that also occurred while we were shopping together in just two days all of the above occurred. Her and I are complete opposites (opposites attract thing) and her argument is that I'm always negative, I beg to differ....


I think it's something else - they are oblivious to the world around them, which is one of my pet peeves.
Yes, sadly so and incredibly ridiculous... this was the only way I could close my argument w/the wife, but still she was not happy w/me.

An even more novel concept that very few (nobody?) realize is that you can take a cart from the cart area outside, and push it in with you.
Voila, a closed loop system. I've actually had people give me strange looks for doing this.
When I was a cart/lot attendant back in mid 90's I remembered many folks were courteous enough to carry one into the store for their shopping, now everything has to be handed to them in a silver platter b/c they're too good for this & that.

Ok I'll shoot, how about those assholes who merge onto the highway going slower than the speed of traffic. They speed everywhere else, but get on the highway going 10 -15 mph under the limit.
Yes, annoying shits, or the ones that are traveling almost the same 55-60 miles as the guy in front of them, but decide to merge to the passing lane in which you and 10 others are trying to pass about 70mph and these F#$@$ decide to cut into it going only half a mph faster than the slow lane! Where I live in hellpaso, they love this sh!T, once I passed someone on the shoulder, unfortunately a sheriff coming from the on ramp saw this and chased me down. He was cool about it telling me not to try such risky maneuvers again(although I also see slow drivers as hazards as well) a city cop would not have been so easy going that's for sure. I sometimes also give the bird, folks have the astonished look as to WHY,what did I do? Just goes to prove how oblivious they are about everything, if they're elderly I understand, but no these are 30-50yr olds at most!


My ex banned me from shopping with her because I get rude to shoppers that think they are more important or their time is more valuable then anyone else.
If you find a cart unattended sitting in the middle of the aisle so you can't get past, don't get mad, be thoughtful of the poor cart owner, they are probably having a really hard day at shopping and could use a little help so just grab a few items off the shelf and fill their cart, they probably had 16 boxes of mac and cheese on their list and you just saved them time.
If you find someone has parked using up two parking spaces, don't get mad, the car owner obviously takes pride in their vehicle and didn't want someone to dent it with a thoughtless door swing, help them out and grab a couple carts from the cart return area and lay them over on their side next to the vehicle, this will help protect it from thoughtless people trying to squeeze their car into that space and scratching their car, when the car owner returns they will move them all the while thinking gee what a wonderful idea, I will have to remember that trick.

If you find yourself in the express lane that has a 11 item limit and the person in front of you obviously has 20 items, don't get mad, they probably failed at math so offer to give them a math lesson by counting their items for them, be sure to count really loud because people learn math much easier if you count really really loud.
Excellent tips, cobalt I shall try these by myself, as I too am banned from shopping w/my significant other :)

I do too but it's because the rudeness factor is SO high. People are just so annoying. We seriously need a G-SUS island.
And the first GSus member to violate any rules is permabanned or stabbed in the dick by G.o.D

That is very annoying as well as dangerous to other drivers on the road. I cannot understand why people have to text while driving. I do not get that. That text message cannot be that important. But they're all important Dr's & surgeons on call didn't you know?
This happened today but at a grocery store parking lot. THis B seemed to begin backing out when I also was backing out to go on my way back home, so I see she started just before I did , so I waited for her to reverse. And I waited...and waited for about 20secs like a dumbass until I lost patience(hey 20 secs is more than enough Fck it) Now as i start to backup the B decides to do so as well and sees me & brakes suddenly although our cars were a good 6-7ft from touching, she gives me this wtf surprised look and then I realize from a better angle now, that the dumb B was distracted by a text she was trying to send as she resumed after I proceeded about my way.

What about the assholes that slow waaayyy down crossing a crosswalk, to back up traffic. Those pricks, do that just for power reasons. You can see them, they walk normally on the sidewalk when they get there.
This was the other part of the argument the wife & I had. After the grocery store shopping we did, a woman in her late40's-50's was crossing the crosswalk but at an angle. The longest F---ing angle possible, it may have started at a 45 deg but casually converted into about 10 degrees to where it followed the car path on the street where CARS are supposed to DRIVE through. This pissed me off, so I gave this woman some space about 5ft behind her to see if she would care to notice that she is holding me up, but it either didn't phaze her or she doesn't use the peripheral vision off the corner of her eyes. I tried to explain to my wife this is the only way ppl can learn is to be corrected, needless to say I never heard the end of the "I didn't know I was going to marry a jerk" speech. I didn't know I was going to marry someone from the sheep family either.[/I]

...How about people who leave their shopping cart blocking the middle of the aisle? And get annoyed when you ask them to move it.
Ahh yes, this one I admit I had enough of & was ready for confrontation. So at one point I see I need to get to the other side of the isle & no more mr.nice guy I proceeded to push my cart pass another shopper's cart that was about a foot or so too much past the half of the isle on my side. A slight collision finally woke up the zombie that was lost in cloud 9, for whatever he was looking and since the cart was touching the side of his fatass, he immediately looked at me and said, "excuse me?!" I said, "You're excused." He said "no, I mean how do you have the nerve to hit someone's cart without saying excuse me?" (I was not about to apologize, I had it with him also because he did this earlier at another isle, but he did so to a couple that was trying to get by) I told him, "Well same way you had the nerve to not give a crap about consideration of others around you and decided to hogg the isle, I do have very good nerves that allow for fast reflexes, would you care to make something of this & find out first hand?" He got the point, not smart at all on my part if I would have stayed in the store much longer the po' po 5-0 would've possibly been called, but hopefully I helped this guy have just a bit more consideration next time.

yep, yep, yep, same here. What about da fatties who always end up in front of u for everything ???
Try getting around them.
Ugggghhhhhhh !
AND.....if they're in front of u at the supermarket checkout with a HUGE ASS LOAD OF GROCERIES using their FOOD STAMP CARD
and then there's u....... ....the dumb hard-workin' fool spending your last fitty bucks til payday ! Sumsabitchez.
Damn, you aint kiddin sis'.... it always happens as if someone upstairs is ROTFLMAO watching down on us for entertainment purposes. Ok fine I take that back, maybe.
So, umm yea I could've not posted all this and just stated that you can easily see sheep everyday & this can all be summarized by stating that awakening in knowing who runs this world can also help one wake up in their real life awareness, but I felt like ranting a little, thanks for my therapy session GSus...now back to dumbville unfortunately. :(

[vacuum]

I understand the door thing and don't have a problem with it. The way I see it, the fewer door handles you can touch, the better. I hate touching door handles.

Out of all the things mentioned, the only ones I really hate are the driving-related ones. When you've got a long commute in front of you (I go through the downtown of 4 different cities on my way home), you have very short patience for people moving slow and not getting with the program.

[Veni, vidi...evigilavi!]

I understand the door thing and don't have a problem with it. The way I see it, the fewer door handles you can touch, the better. I hate touching door handles.

Out of all the things mentioned, the only ones I really hate are the driving-related ones. When you've got a long commute in front of you (I go through the downtown of 4 different cities on my way home), you have very short patience for people moving slow and not getting with the program.
Yeah, I used to live in Ft.Worth TX but worked in Dallas about an hour commute but would have to cross several suburbs to get there, rush hour was understandably 1 1/2 hrs on daily basis, but due to some inconsiderate motorists it could take you twice as long to get home. But this nonsense happens where I'm currently at in a city that only has two suburbs, Im only 30mins away from work yet takes me almost as long as it did in Dallas, WTF!?

[1970 silver art]

And the first GSus member to violate any rules is permabanned or stabbed in the dick by G.o.D



While I can be permabanned on GSUS by the mods for "misbehaving" on the boards, I am immune from any dick stabbings from GoD or anyone else for that matter. :)

I already got banned once for correctly calling the May smackdown of silver but I will try to behave myself while posting on the boards.

O0

[freespirit]

VERY annoying! How about people driving very slow and obviously dialing or texting while you're stuck behind them. Put the phone down and drive!

when i see that, i lay on the horn non-stop till they either hang up or pull over...lol

[freespirit]

for me, the worst is the asshat in front of me in the tim horton's drive thru, you know the one...he gets to the order box, sticks his head out the window, and starts ordering FROM A LIST!! all i want is a frikkin coffee, i'm in kind of a rush, and this prick is buying for everyone in his office! i think that the drive thru should be for those in a hurry, and if you are ordering a large number of items, have a little respect for others and go in the damn store!!

i have even seen one coffee time store where they won't toast bagels in the drive thru, because it takes too long. i tip them every time.

i think the next time some doucher starts ordering for his whole office, i will lay on the horn until they stop. i'm a nice guy to 90% of people, 90% of the time, but i'm not above being a prick myself when required...

[sunshine05]

i think the next time some doucher starts ordering for his whole office, i will lay on the horn until they stop. I'm a nice guy to 90% of people, 90% of the time, but i'm not above being a prick myself when required...

lol!!!!!

[Libertytree]

As far as doors are concerned, it's people who will not hold the door open for that little bit of extra time before it closes in the next persons face or won't hold it for the elderly or for someone who obviously could use the help.

Other than that it's rudeness and lack of manners in general.

[ArizonaDad]

My ex banned me from shopping with her because I get rude to shoppers that think they are more important or their time is more valuable then anyone else.

If you find a cart unattended sitting in the middle of the aisle so you can't get past, don't get mad, be thoughtful of the poor cart owner, they are probably having a really hard day at shopping and could use a little help so just grab a few items off the shelf and fill their cart, they probably had 16 boxes of mac and cheese on their list and you just saved them time.

If you find someone has parked using up two parking spaces, don't get mad, the car owner obviously takes pride in their vehicle and didn't want someone to dent it with a thoughtless door swing, help them out and grab a couple carts from the cart return area and lay them over on their side next to the vehicle, this will help protect it from thoughtless people trying to squeeze their car into that space and scratching their car, when the car owner returns they will move them all the while thinking gee what a wonderful idea, I will have to remember that trick.

If you find yourself in the express lane that has a 11 item limit and the person in front of you obviously has 20 items, don't get mad, they probably failed at math so offer to give them a math lesson by counting their items for them, be sure to count really loud because people learn math much easier if you count really really loud.

I prefer to do that with an embarrassing item, such as Depends adult diapers, Preparation H, jock itch creme, or something like that. Then I get in line behind them to watch their suprise and excuses to everybody around when they dump the item.

[StreetsOfGold]

What about the assholes that slow waaayyy down crossing a crosswalk, to back up traffic. Those pricks, do that just for power reasons. You can see them, they walk normally on the sidewalk when they get there.

Oh no, not another attack against black folks

[mrnhtbr2232]

Common courtesy and self-reliance are the coin of the realm in a civilized society. The people that have to be special at the expense of others are gratuitous parasites and deserve to be marginalized.

[k-os]

As far as doors are concerned, it's people who will not hold the door open for that little bit of extra time before it closes in the next persons face or won't hold it for the elderly or for someone who obviously could use the help.

Other than that it's rudeness and lack of manners in general.

I hold the door open for everyone. The men, and black people are usually really thrown off by this.

[gunDriller]

Just an observation I'd had more often than not lately of people that enter or exit buildings with double doors.

Instead of them opening the door on their side, they wait, and squeeze into your personal space to get through the door you opened before it closes.

Then there's the capable people that always press the handicap button to avoid such "strenuous" labor.

Lazy shits. Pretty damn pathetic.


that reminds me of this interview with a 440 pound African American woman who was in the hospital in New York for being, well, fat.

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/312143234/bicycle_generator.jpg

i would tell her - if you want to continue to receive any public aid, you need to ride that bicycle 2 hours a day,and generate electricity for your housing complex. or we're cutting off your Reese's peanut butter cups.

and in a year, we want your riding that bicycle 4 hours a day.


when i did a lot of bicycling i could generate 175 pound-foot/ per second, about a quarter horse power.

i forget how it translates into watts. i have the rough impression that it translates into about 175 watts too, but that could be WAY off.

anyway, that 440 pound woman, once she got used to the idea of bicycling 4 hours a day, could keep one of the newer faster computers and a large LCD monitor going, for about 4 hours.


of course ultimately it might have to be broken to her that the monthly payment from the government will be stopping.

anyway, speaking of lazy people. just made me think of that 440 pound woman in the hospital for being too fat, from eating food purchased using welfare $.

[Libertytree]

I hold the door open for everyone. The men, and black people are usually really thrown off by this.

I think most people are thrown by it but the elderly grew up with this mentality and appreciate it, the others are confused by people being courteous....... period.

[Old Herb Lady]

I hold the door open for everyone. The men, and black people are usually really thrown off by this.

Yep !! Me too K-os. I hold that dumb door way too long, too ! Even when I'm in a hurry.
I just got a door slammed in my face the other day because the lady in front of me was clueless that anyone was behind her,
but I saw someone had held it open for her, tho.

[joboo]

I was clothes shopping today, and this old lady at least 85 yrs old unknowingly cut ahead of me in line, and walked straight up to the cashier. Normally I'm a bit of a nut over this, but I thought to myself....man this lady probably only has a few more years of life left so it didn't phase me.

The woman and her husband behind me starting losing control of their senses over it. They said to me don't you realize she just cut in front of you?!? I responded yes I do realize that. She looked a bit constipated, confused, and haemorrhoidal all at the same time at my response.

Her and her husband went on and on back and forth making comments over her cutting in line the entire time to the point I though they were going to seizure if they didn't get served immediately. She started pacing back and forth, and the husband started talking about finding another cashier somewhere else.

It took all of about 2 mins for this old lady, who was partially daft, frail, and sweet looking to complete her purchase.

To me, they were simply unable to assess the situation, and cope.

I see out of touch with reality people like this, and I know they are fucked for what's coming.

[1970 silver art]

Yep !! Me too K-os. I hold that dumb door way too long, too ! Even when I'm in a hurry.
I just got a door slammed in my face the other day because the lady in front of me was clueless that anyone was behind her,
but I saw someone had held it open for her, tho.

I tend to hold the door open for someone that I see that is right behind me. I am used to doing that. It is just being courteous to the other person.

[Old Herb Lady]

People are just so annoying. We seriously need a G-SUS island.

Wouldn't that be fun ! I'd like to be stranded on it too please !!

[MNeagle]

Hey, how about a chartered GS-US cruise?? We might have a serious boating accident, and become shipwrecked a la "Gilligan's Island"!!

[Old Herb Lady]

I tend to hold the door open for someone that I see that is right behind me. I am used to doing that. It is just being courteous to the other person.

Hey Art Bar !! Welcome Back Dude !! I took a break for 3 months over the summer & came back in Sept. Very refreshing ! Hey I like orange juice too ! LOL.

[zap]

Hahha OHL, But we are all so opinionated we'd never get anything done, two many chiefs and no indians.:)

[Dogman]

Wouldn't that be fun ! I'd like to be stranded on it too please !! It would have too be a rather large island! The way some members bitch and fight on the forum, can you imagine what it would be like, in persons, as neighbors? Machine gun nests everywhere!

[Old Herb Lady]

Ha Ha ha !!!! We can pair up the ones who get along well !! Everybody has somebody on here that they could get along with !

Edit : And I'd love to come up with the list of who's gonna be with who's group. HAHAHAHA !!!!

[1970 silver art]

Hey, how about a chartered GS-US cruise?? We might have a serious boating accident, and become shipwrecked a la "Gilligan's Island"!!

Sounds like a good idea to me. Solid can be the captain and everybody can get aboard. Will there be a destination? If not, then you could call it a "Mystery Cruise". If a boating accident were to happen on solid's watch, then everyone can get shipwrecked on Ponce's silver island. That would end up being a be a good thing because their is plenty of tp and silver to go around on Ponce's silver island.

[Dogman]

Ha Ha ha !!!! We can pair up the ones who get along well !! Every body has somebody on here that they could get along with !

Edit : And I'd love to come up with the list of who's gonna be with who's group. HAHAHAHA !!!! Yea!
Then the different groups can go tribal.

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[k-os]

Hey, how about a chartered GS-US cruise?? We might have a serious boating accident, and become shipwrecked a la "Gilligan's Island"!!

Doooooom in the Waaaaaater!

[1970 silver art]

Hey Art Bar !! Welcome Back Dude !! I took a break for 3 months over the summer & came back in Sept. Very refreshing ! Hey I like orange juice too ! LOL.


I like to drink orange juice but I do not drink it as much as I used to. It is getting more expensive to buy.

[1970 silver art]

Ha Ha ha !!!! We can pair up the ones who get along well !! Everybody has somebody on here that they could get along with !

Edit : And I'd love to come up with the list of who's gonna be with who's group. HAHAHAHA !!!!

Actually, you would not be able to go on the GSUS cruise because I am too scared to get on a boat (with my silver art bar collection).

:)

EDIT: I will just stay on dry land to eat my circular "vegetable", drink my orange juice and watch Netflix and just be happy. :)

[Dogman]

Actually, you would not be able to go on the GSUS cruise because I am too scared to get on a boat. :)
Add ZAP too that no go list. Would be afraid of sinking 5 times and
coming up 4. Plus being lunch for something in the deep!

;D

[Luis337]

I hate it when spanish people at work ask me if I speak spanish...even though my apron says Luis on it. Not Louis...or Lewis...Luis. I also hate it when americans at work ask me if I speak english = P

[Dogman]

I hate it when spanish people at work ask me if I speak spanish...even though my apron says Luis on it. Not Louis...or Lewis...Luis. I also hate it when americans at work ask me if I speak english = P You need to post more, lurker!


;D

[Libertytree]

I hate it when spanish people at work ask me if I speak spanish...even though my apron says Luis on it. Not Louis...or Lewis...Luis. I also hate it when americans at work ask me if I speak english = P

Do you? If I might ask...what is the difference in the spellings?

[zap]

Add ZAP too that no go list. Would be afraid of sinking 5 times and
coming up 4. Plus being lunch for something in the deep!

;D

I wouldn't get out on a boat unless it was a GREAT BIG one with lots of LIFERAFTS and only if it was a life or death situation !

I am not sharkbait, Thankyou

[Dogman]

I wouldn't get out on a boat unless it was a GREAT BIG one with lots of LIFERAFTS and only if it was a life or death situation !

I am not sharkbait, Thankyou


Humm?

Something like this?


http://www.largestcruiseshipworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Largest-Cruise-Ships.jpg

[kiffertom]

this is a great thread for me. i thought i was the only one who all the above shit was happening to. i came back from costa rica. i had set my luggage on the seat in the airport waiting for my next flight. a fucking punk with a yarmukle came by and moved my bag. i said that i was sitting here. he said i got to plug in. i guess he wanted to charge his phone. the first thing i noticed upon coming back home was how much people invaded others space. my neck got tight and i could feel the hair on the back of it standing up. i want so much to cold cock one of these assholes. everytime i go up the street to the bar i go out side where there is no one and sit down by myself. it doesnt take two fucking minutes for these creatures to start coming out of the bar and sitting at my table. they think that if im alone i want company. i just want to be left alone. the only way to be left alone is to no go out!

[kiffertom]

VERY annoying! How about people driving very slow and obviously dialing or texting while you're stuck behind them. Put the phone down and drive!when i was young everyone was speeding now most of these fuks wont go the speed limit. theyre multitasking! also if you really want to screw with them buy a cell phone jammer. they sell them on ebay. it works great in the grocery, restaurant wherever youre being annoyed. they are only about 200 bucks and they work for 30 meters.

[madfranks]

Her and her husband went on and on back and forth making comments over her cutting in line the entire time to the point I though they were going to seizure if they didn't get served immediately. She started pacing back and forth, and the husband started talking about finding another cashier somewhere else.

It took all of about 2 mins for this old lady, who was partially daft, frail, and sweet looking to complete her purchase.

Seriously, what is up with those people? I was at a fast food joint and the lady at the front of the line was taking a few minutes making up her mind, and the dude behind her starting loudly sighing, pacing and looking at his watch every few seconds. Like maybe an extra 60-90 seconds, no big deal, take a breath and don't let it ruin your day!

Some time last year I was downtown and saw a guy in a wheelchair try to follow someone into a restaurant, and the guy just let the door close right into his wheelchair. The guy was wedged in the door trying to push the door open, so I ran up and opened it for him, even though that wasn't my destination.

Also, once in an elevator as the door was closing, a lady ran up and wedged her kid's stroller into the door as it closed, then as the door opened back up again, she held it with her hand so she could take an extra 10-15 seconds to yell at her friend behind her about their plans for later. There are some seriously inconsiderate people out there.

[madfranks]

I have a few more, and this happens ALL THE TIME. When you're on an elevator and the door opens and there are people waiting on the other side for the elevator doors to open and they're surprised that there are people getting out, as if they can't foresee that there just might be someone in the elevator who wants to get out on this floor. I've seen it too many times, as the door opens the people on the other side start to walk in and stop as they realize that people are getting off, then they back up and make space so the people can get out. This happens on the bus all the time too, when the bus makes a stop, the people who want to get on don't even think that someone might be getting off at this stop, so they start walking into the bus and the driver has to motion for them to back out so the exiting passengers can get out.

[Luis337]

Do you? If I might ask...what is the difference in the spellings?

You're lucky I'm not at work. Otherwise I might hate this. : P

I hate it when the night crew at work that stocks merchandise writes the wrong model numbers
on the boxes. You don't know how many times I have discovered that a 24" bi-fold door track is actually a generator.

[MNeagle]

You're lucky I'm not at work. Otherwise I might hate this. : P

I hate it when the night crew at work that stocks merchandise writes the wrong model numbers
on the boxes. You don't know how many times I have discovered that a 24" bi-fold door track is actually a generator.


umm, you couldn't tell by the box size???

[Luis337]

i meant a 24" bi-fold door track labeled with the model number of a generator. above the model numbers there is a small description of the product the number belongs to

[zap]

I hate it when some city slicker deceides to go 4 wheeling and has to use the county road to get there, they drive 10 mph loaded full of bikes and won''t get the hell outta my way, so I get right on their ass to get their attention so they can pull over or I have also laid on the horn, got them to stop and they say Oh what;s the problem? well while they are sight seeing and pittle farting around, I am trying to get home so quit blocking the freaking road. ;)

[Luis337]

I hate it when I'm quoting Roman inscriptions on buildings for school papers.

"The emperor Caesar, son of the Divine Marcus Antoninus Pius Germanicus Sarmaticus, brother of the Divine Commodus, grandson of the Divine Antoninus Pius, great-grandson of the Divine Hadrian, great-great-grandson of the Divine Trajan, great-great-great-grandson of the Divine Nerva, Lucius Septimus Severus Pius Pertinax Augustus Arabicus Adiabenicus Parthicus Maximus, pontifex maximus, in the ninth year of tribunician power, eleven times imperator, twice consul, father of his country, proconsul, and the emperor Caesar, son of Lucius Septimus Severus Pius Pertinax Augustus Arabicus Adiabenicus Parthicus Maximus, grandson of the Divine Marcus Antoninus Pius Germanicus Sarmaticus, great-grandson of the Divine Hadrian, great-great-great-grandson of the Divine Trajan Parthicus, and great-great-great-great-grandson of the Divine Nerva, Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Pius Felix Augustus, in the fourth year of tribunician power, proconsul, with their own money restored from the ground up the Arcus Caelimontani, which had collapsed from age in various ways and been damaged." [CIL VI, 1259]

[zap]

LOL Luis, Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus !!!! Just like saying the name.

[Luis337]

How quickly can you say it without stumbling?? lol