Department of Homeland Security Combat Evil Turkey Jihadists

[Shami-Amourae]

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1629&d=1322008071

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yObDuYTfudY

Read the comments, they are hilarious.


The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.

"How dangerous can turkey fryers be?" asks a warning (https://twitter.com/#%21/DHSgov/status/138643155376541697) issued on the official DHS Twitter account. "Make sure the turkey is completely thawed before placing in a fryer, or this (http://t.co/5V9ZiYJm) may happen."
The department linked to an ominous video (http://t.co/5V9ZiYJm) highlighting the dangers of deep frying a turkey.

"Use turkey fryers outdoors at a safe distance from buildings." the DHS tweeted, (https://twitter.com/#%21/DHSgov/status/138981907030474752) "Never use turkey fryers in a garage or on a wooden deck."

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/dhs-issues-turkey-fryer-warning

[Heimdhal]

wow, so basicaly Underwriters Lab. says if you're a total retard with no mind to saftey what so ever and have absolutley no idea what you are doing or are completley devoid of all sense of being a responsbile, grown adult.....

....Turkey Fryers might be dangerous? Well, I feel better now. I know when I fry my turkey, Im going to purposfully over fill it, pick it up when hot with my bare hands and of course leave it partialy frozen cause oil and water is the bestest friends ever.

[joboo]

wow, so basicaly Underwriters Lab. says if you're a total retard with no mind to saftey what so ever and have absolutley no idea what you are doing or are completley devoid of all sense of being a responsbile, grown adult.....

....Turkey Fryers might be dangerous? Well, I feel better now. I know when I fry my turkey, Im going to purposfully over fill it, pick it up when hot with my bare hands and of course leave it partialy frozen cause oil and water is the bestest friends ever.

They assume the vast majority of people are tards because of what they can get away with on a daily basis on so many levels.

They're just trying to make everybody safe.

If this latest safety service announcement fails, it will addressed by dispatching drones.

[Ponce]

I burn the pot while boiling water.......not funny, done it twice.........so that even TINKING of doing a turkey is out of the question.......besides, my dog might just get to it before me.

[osoab]

wow, so basicaly Underwriters Lab. says if you're a total retard with no mind to saftey what so ever and have absolutley no idea what you are doing or are completley devoid of all sense of being a responsbile, grown adult.....

....Turkey Fryers might be dangerous? Well, I feel better now. I know when I fry my turkey, Im going to purposfully over fill it, pick it up when hot with my bare hands and of course leave it partialy frozen cause oil and water is the bestest friends ever.

Well, we are talking about the general publik.

I do plan on using mine about 1" away from some vinyl siding one day. ;D