The new government symbol is announced

[Serpo]

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol for Parliament to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance..... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[BabushkaLady]

And when it breaks they freak, run and blame some other member (of parliament) for the next little problem.

[keehah]

Welcome back Serpo!

[Horn]

Unfortunately this condom applies itself from all the way across the Atlantic. Post coitus.

[Celtic Rogue]

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