Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women

[Celtic Rogue]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/08/muslim-cleric-reportedly-bans-women-from-handling-cucumbers/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Faffiliates%2Fwttg+% 28Affiliate+-+Northeast+-+Washington+-+DC+-+O%26O%29

Now this is exactly why religion... no mater what form it takes... is just another way to control the masses.

There is some opposition and the clerics are discussing the matter. LOL What discussion is needed. God (or so the story goes) made the food... both men and woman should eat it.

So the clerics say woman should stay away from the cucumbers and bananas. Can you imagine what a pork hot dog being eaten by a muslim woman would do? about blow their minds. But I guess this is from the same people that brought you the burka.

http://www.kashmirmediawatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/burka-1.jpg

You know you cant have anybody getting aroused from the site of a woman's body! Geesssss!Talk about some sexual insecurities! :confused: Or as I said... A good way to control the masses.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/08/muslim-cleric-reportedly-bans-women-from-handling-cucumbers/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Faffiliates%2Fwttg+% 28Affiliate+-+Northeast+-+Washington+-+DC+-+O%26O%29

[osoab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&ob=av2e


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&ob=av2e

[osoab]

An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

I bet he would flip a whig watching this.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MqN9rN9Wczc/TVeCePRjRVI/AAAAAAAAADg/m7OuBLdPyxs/s400/dancing-banana-big.gif

[PatColo]

as much as I cringe to think of how it puts a smile on the face of zio-extremists to have our attention focused on the extremes of the scary moozlemismists and AWAY from the Elephant in the Room (http://www.rense.com/general86/zelephant.htm) - I'll contribute this: stick-shift cars are especially perilous! :o


'End of virginity' if women drive, Saudi cleric warns (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16011926)



A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.

The report was prepared for Saudi Arabia's legislative assembly, the Shura Council, by a well-known conservative academic.

Though there is no formal ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia, if they get behind the wheel, they can be arrested.

Saudi women have mounted several campaigns to try to overturn the ban.

Aside from the practical difficulties it creates, they say it is also illogical as in trying to keep them under family control and away from men, it actually puts them in daily contact with a male driver.

The issue has received huge international attention.

Some Saudi women feel it has attracted too much interest, obscuring other equally important issues.

As part of his careful reform process, King Abdullah has allowed suggestions to surface that the ban might be reviewed.

This has angered the conservative religious elite - a key power base for any Saudi ruler.

Now, one of their number - well-known academic Kamal Subhi - has presented a new report to the country's legislative assembly, the Shura.

The aim was to get it to drop plans to reconsider the ban.

The report contains graphic warnings that letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.

A Saudi woman who has campaigned for women drivers told the BBC that the report was completely mad.

She said the head of the Shura had assured women campaigners that he was still open to hearing the case for lifting the ban.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16011926

[Canadian-guerilla]

they been watching Animal House again

http://cltampa.com/imager/cucumber-scene-verna-bloom-animal-house/b/original/2269045/137c/cucumber-scene-verna-bloom-animal-house.JPG

[Book]

zio-extremists to have our attention focused on the extremes of the scary moozlemismists and AWAY from the Elephant in the Room (http://www.rense.com/general86/zelephant.htm)







Exactly.

[Dogman]

Well it is better to be safe!

http://static2.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/7/3/6/large2/6378605.jpg

[mightymanx]

Meanwhile in the good ol USA, we teach fisting in sex-ed to preteens. In accordance with the Department of Education's ciriculum.

[Ponce]

OK fun guys, and what do you want to do?......you want to go and "liberate" them so that their women can have their cucumber and banana?........stop making fun of others just because they are different .......... all those people were around a hell of longer time than the US............. I have seen a lot and many things from other countries should be what we do here.....stop throwing rocks at other peoples glass house when you yourself live in one.

[JJ.G0ldD0t]

OK fun guys, and what do you want to do?......you want to go and "liberate" them so that their women can have their cucumber and banana?........stop making fun of others just because they are different .......... all those people were around a hell of longer time than the US............. I have seen a lot and many things from other countries should be what we do here.....stop throwing rocks at other peoples glass house when you yourself live in one.

Forgive us oh lord for we have sinned

::)

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

Burka is a relatively new development. According to some sources, nobody had heard of one 300 years ago. I haven't looked too far into it, but . . .

[osoab]

OK fun guys, and what do you want to do?......you want to go and "liberate" them so that their women can have their cucumber and banana?........stop making fun of others just because they are different .......... all those people were around a hell of longer time than the US............. I have seen a lot and many things from other countries should be what we do here.....stop throwing rocks at other peoples glass house when you yourself live in one.

I can't help the fact that they build glass houses.

[Ponce]

Forgive us oh lord for we have sinned

::)

I forgive you my son, go and sin no more..... In il nobre dil padre dil figli dil spititus santis.

[LuckyStrike]

Meanwhile in the good ol USA, we teach fisting in sex-ed to preteens. In accordance with the Department of Education's ciriculum.

Exactly, look at us in America you backwards muslims, over here girls are having sex at 12, how liberating! What joy it is to have sodomites performing sex acts on our public streets! Come over here you muslims, escape that draconian society where you can find pre teen girls at the beach where nothing but skimpy bikinis while their fake tittied mom flirts with the life gaurds while Dad is off working. How do you dumb arabs not understand that this is superior? This is FREEDOM.

[Ponce]

Now days "freedom" is what you can get away with and not what the "laws" tells you that is.

[Buddha]

I once had a class in which a gal sat one row to my right and one seat in front, she would take her flip flops/shoes off while in class.... I couldn't concentrate on anything.

[Ponce]

And why is that? after all I am an ordain minister from the WWW......"The Saint Ponce Ministerial Church"...... :)

By the way Gold.......calling someone here a "bastard" is not allowed, I don't want to see you suspended for a week, you bad boy.

[ximmy]

Fuck you arragont bastard. That's not even funny

So a cucumber walks into a bar and hops on a stool next to a cute young thang in a mini skirt...
The cucumber looks her over up and down and says... :o

[Ponce]

I am green, but willing to learn.

[zap]

Exactly, look at us in America you backwards muslims, over here girls are having sex at 12, how liberating! What joy it is to have sodomites performing sex acts on our public streets! Come over here you muslims, escape that draconian society where you can find pre teen girls at the beach where nothing but skimpy bikinis while their fake tittied mom flirts with the life gaurds while Dad is off working. How do you dumb arabs not understand that this is superior? This is FREEDOM.


I get your point Lucky, But its all about control, men controlling the women, jesus christ do you think its nice to be covered from head to toe in the blazing desert sun cause men might get over excited if they see a ladies ankle?

Maybe its cause these men are fVckin 'tards who can't control themselves or don't want to ,ya lets blame the women, maybe women should have all the control and the men should be covered from head to toe?

[freespirit]

I get your point Lucky, But its all about control, men controlling the women, jesus christ do you think its nice to be covered from head to toe in the blazing desert sun cause men might get over excited if they see a ladies ankle?

Maybe its cause these men are fVckin 'tards who can't control themselves or don't want to ,ya lets blame the women, maybe women should have all the control and the men should be covered from head to toe?

on a side note...keeping fully covered in the desert helps to prevent dehydration. the wind will dry you out more than anything.

just sayin...

[Ponce]

Freespirit is right, that's what I had to do.......at first it was very hot till you started to pespire and then it worked like an air conditioner........

[Tumbleweed]

I don't know what use a woman would have for a cucumber other than to eat it after her genitals have been mutilated by the men in her religion.

Ann Barnhardt has a video that is graffic, brutal and ugly showing and describing the operation performed on women and young girls. It's a four part series and this is the third video showing exactly what is done. Nothing is held back so don't click on it if you're sqeamish.

Ann Barnhardt is wrong about the relationship between Christians and Jews but I think she gets it right when it comes to Islam.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5V5mi1KUg

[muffin]

Exactly, look at us in America you backwards muslims, over here girls are having sex at 12, how liberating! What joy it is to have sodomites performing sex acts on our public streets! Come over here you muslims, escape that draconian society where you can find pre teen girls at the beach where nothing but skimpy bikinis while their fake tittied mom flirts with the life gaurds while Dad is off working. How do you dumb arabs not understand that this is superior? This is FREEDOM.

Why can't we meet somewhere in the middle? I was taught morals. Keep your legs shut if you want respect. Be a lady.

[PatColo]

^^ Point well taken Tumbleweed but don't forget, ninety-some percent of US males are also senselessly genitally mutilated, non-consentually shortly after birth, diminishing future sexual pleasure, for official "hygiene" reasons debunked up & down- in truth orchestrated by a certain "religious" cult with a penchant for bloody rituals...:o

I don't even want to think about how "they" are cleverly wringing profits out of those "discarded" foreskins...

[Ponce]

Many don't believe me when I tell then that I remember the day that it was done to me.......there was a Dr. living across the street and three houses over who had a one room exam room in his house, the room was to the right as you walked in the house.....there as a stainless table in the middle of the room, my mother, father and grandfather were present.......the laid me down on the table and did their thing and when I went home there was a bundle of bandages between my leggs..............why do I remember this? I don't know.

[osoab]

^^ Point well taken Tumbleweed but don't forget, ninety-some percent of US males are also senselessly genitally mutilated, non-consentually shortly after birth, diminishing future sexual pleasure, for official "hygiene" reasons debunked up & down- in truth orchestrated by a certain "religious" cult with a penchant for bloody rituals...:o

I don't even want to think about how "they" are cleverly wringing profits out of those "discarded" foreskins...


Babies’ foreskins used to make cosmetics. Is this ethical? (http://crunchydomesticgoddess.com/2009/05/28/babies-foreskins-used-to-make-cosmetics-is-this-ethical/)




The most disturbing and alarming [controversy] is in the unethical trafficking of neonate foreskins. Not only do parents of North American baby boys have to pay between $200 to $300 to obstetricians to circumcise their boys that no sooner are the circumcised foreskins cut off that they are sold on to bio-engineering and cosmetics companies by the hospitals.
The resale value of neonate foreskins is astronomically dizzying in that from one boy’s foreskin can be grown bio-engineered skin in a lab to the size of a football field. That’s 4 acres of new skin or around 200,000 units of manufactured skin, which is enough skin to cover about 250 people and sells at $3,000 a square foot. Considering that there are 1.25 million neonate foreskins circumcised each year in the U.S alone this translates to one of the most lucrative trades, if not THE most lucrative trade in human body parts ever in the history of humanity.
Someone posted about the above quoted a year or so ago.

[zap]

on a side note...keeping fully covered in the desert helps to prevent dehydration. the wind will dry you out more than anything.

just sayin...

Yes Free, I know that because I live in hell hot country, but that isn't why Burgas are worn, you know it too. ;)

[Ponce]

Hey Zap? ......... they now have a new rule.......your eyes cannot be painted to sexy and you are not allowed to look at a man in a sexy way........20 lashes for doing so...............................and let me tell you, many times by looking only at the eyes you know what's under all that clothing.

[solid]

You know, it's really sad how women are treated over there...maybe, there will be a massive sexual revolution. All those repressed women will be unleashed. With their new found freedoms, they are going to need single guys, like some of us, over there to help them out. Maybe we could even get the Peace Corp to sponsor us.

[MAGNES]

Now this is exactly why religion... no mater what form it takes... is just another way to control the masses.



You are clueless and insulting, you compare those muslim fucks to
The West.

This thread is all over the place.

You people should learn some history, basic European history.

Some of you it seems don't want to know, some are deliberate trolls on this.

This is a freedom forum and you have no respect for your forefathers
that stood on walls fighting to the death so you can spit on them later.

Good luck with your freedom.

[Ponce]

You know, it's really sad how women are treated over there...maybe, there will be a massive sexual revolution. All those repressed women will be unleashed. With their new found freedoms, they are going to need single guys, like some of us, over there to help them out. Maybe we could even get the Peace Corp to sponsor us.

I know Solid, and that's why today you are heading to the drug store to buy a large package of condoms......

Magnes? YOU GOT IT.......but we have to go there and "liberate" them so that they can be like us.......and when everything is done and spoken for we will be in worse shape than what we are in right now.

[Joe King]

I get your point Lucky, But its all about control, men controlling the women, jesus christ do you think its nice to be covered from head to toe in the blazing desert sun cause men might get over excited if they see a ladies ankle?

Maybe its cause these men are fVckin 'tards who can't control themselves or don't want to ,ya lets blame the women, maybe women should have all the control and the men should be covered from head to toe?That's exactly what it is.
It's all done in vain on the mens part to "help" them to gain their own salvation by subjugating half the population, to supposedly keep them from having lustful thoughts.

Which I might add, they're already having whether the women are covered up or not. I mean, the only reason they're doin' it is to help ensure their 72 virgins, right? What are they plannin' on doing with them virgins? I kinda doubt they're thinking about keeping them chaste for long. :D



As far as the cucumber/bananna ban thingie goes, the clerics are probably just afraid of the women making comparisons. lol

Also, if the ban is only for women, what about when their men eat that stuff? :confused:

[zap]

Hey Zap? ......... they now have a new rule.......your eyes cannot be painted to sexy and you are not allowed to look at a man in a sexy way........20 lashes for doing so...............................and let me tell you, many times by looking only at the eyes you know what's under all that clothing.

How sad to be a woman over there, so who is going to say what appears to be a sexy look? One of the male clerics? maybe there should be a school to brainwash the women into what the men think they should do Exactly ! Are they going to write it all down, how you should look and If you are doing it correctly or not , give the women some examples of how they shouldn't be looking ?

[Dogman]

How sad to be a woman over there, so who is going to say what appears to be a sexy look? One of the male clerics? maybe there should be a school to brainwash the women into what the men think they should do Exactly ! Are they going to write it all down, how you should look and If you are doing it correctly or not , give the women some examples of how they shouldn't be looking ? What school? In some of those country's they do not want the girls to be educated. Period!

[Ponce]

Zap? you feel "sad" for them and they think of our women as whores.......it is said that if you want a virgin in American you must be ready to grab her when shes born before the Dr does.