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midnight rambler
12th December 2011, 11:51 AM
Will anyone notice the irony here??

From an expert on adultery:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberman/2011/12/newt-takes-noadultery-pledge-106920.html

sirgonzo420
12th December 2011, 11:55 AM
You mean like "wedding vows"?


Lol!


Whoops!

Neuro
12th December 2011, 12:05 PM
You mean like "wedding vows"?


Lol!

Whoops!
Well this time he really really means it! Kinda... Maybe?

sirgonzo420
12th December 2011, 12:06 PM
Well this time he really really means it! Kinda... Maybe?

Shades of Kol Nidre....

Dogman
12th December 2011, 12:10 PM
For most politicians, if you could translate morality and integrity into height. Newt and the larger part of his brethren could walk tall and under a flat worm on glass, and have plenty of clearance.

osoab
12th December 2011, 12:44 PM
Is that what he said with his second wife?

SWRichmond
12th December 2011, 12:57 PM
The "anybody but Ron Paul" MSM will let him get away with this.

madfranks
12th December 2011, 12:58 PM
It's laughable, isn't it? And yet there are more people that respect him for making this "no adultery" pledge than there are people like us who ridicule him for making such farcical comments.

midnight rambler
12th December 2011, 01:10 PM
It's laughable, isn't it? And yet there are more people that respect him for making this "no adultery" pledge than there are people like us who ridicule him for making such farcical comments.

Those are the very shallow masses who are can't see that Newt's a self-proposed 'ultimate insider'.

Dogman
12th December 2011, 01:13 PM
Those are the very shallow masses who are can't see that Newt's a self-proposed 'ultimate insider'. Add to that there are a lot of people that do not remember him from the last go around what kind of slime ball he was back then. Ether they were not born yet or were very young.

midnight rambler
12th December 2011, 01:37 PM
Newt has an established track record of adultery, he cheated on both his first and second wives. What kind of woman marries a known cheater?? A painted lady (check out Callista Gingrich's photos, the makeup is thick)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt_Gingrich#Personal_life

mightymanx
12th December 2011, 01:45 PM
It's laughable, isn't it? And yet there are more people that respect him for making this "no adultery" pledge than there are people like us who ridicule him for making such farcical comments.


Funny like a Greek tragedy

Libertarian_Guard
12th December 2011, 03:54 PM
At first I thought this thread was a spoof. Silly me.

MAGNES
12th December 2011, 04:05 PM
It's laughable, isn't it? And yet there are more people that respect him for making this "no adultery" pledge than there are people like us who ridicule him for making such farcical comments.

I hope you are wrong.
I thought this was some sort of joke, something from the Daily Show, lol .

Mark Twain was right, even he would not believe how far we have fallen, IMO .


Funny like a Greek tragedy

Those were promoted to educate people, that was one of the genres,
high political satire was practiced as well where they skewered people,
the closest thing we have to that today is Stewart and Colbert, there is
more truth on their shows then on the MSM.

ximmy
12th December 2011, 04:16 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s222/chrisneros/Newt-pledge.gif

Dogman
12th December 2011, 04:23 PM
Ximmy I like the shit eating grin the dude has! 1823

General of Darkness
12th December 2011, 06:38 PM
Newt is not only a douche bag, but a turd sandwich. When I look at him I see a psychopath that's bat shit crazy. If HE runs against the Kenyan, the Kenyan wins, there's WAYYYYY to much dirt on this POS. Just my humble opinion. :)

EE_
12th December 2011, 06:43 PM
Newt is not only a douche bag, but a turd sandwich. When I look at him I see a psychopath that's bat shit crazy. If HE runs against the Kenyan, the Kenyan wins, there's WAYYYYY to much dirt on this POS. Just my humble opinion. :)

Could that be the plan?

madfranks
12th December 2011, 06:58 PM
Those are the very shallow masses who are can't see that Newt's a self-proposed 'ultimate insider'.


when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed.

-Ayn Rand

Old Herb Lady
13th December 2011, 06:04 PM
um, i think there must have been a secret pregnancy or sumthin' cuz it looks like newt is ready to give birth to quadruplets or maybe even octuplets

JDRock
13th December 2011, 06:05 PM
a pledge to his FIRST?....SECOND?...oh wait , maybe the third one!

joboo
13th December 2011, 06:09 PM
Damn...Newt is like a new breed of psychopath.

This dude has his shit wired tight. I get the overwhelming impression Newt could Chuck Norris a lie detector test in his sleep.

EE_
13th December 2011, 06:12 PM
http://nationalpostcomment.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/newtgingrich.jpg?w=620

Gary Busey endorsed Newt...that's gotta be good?
http://www.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/gallery/gary-busey/gary-busey-batshit-crazy.jpg

Old Herb Lady
13th December 2011, 06:14 PM
i would rather sip bleach from a crazy straw than go within a mile of either one of 'em.