Trade Monkey for Truck - $8000

[General of Darkness]

I'm not sure what the fuck to say.
Trade Monkey for Truck - $8000

Date: 2011-12-14, 10:38AM PST
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hello there I have two very rare monkeys for trade hey are worth about $7,000 -$8,000ea. would like to trade for 4x4 truck must have clean title or I'm interested in Hot Rod, Muscle Car, let me know what you got? leave your name and number also send pics , Happy Holidays!!!



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[midnight rambler]

Don't know what to say?!?!?! Dude, there is HUGE potential there! A little training and that fucker could be President of the United States!

[General of Darkness]

Do it! It's your birthday after all.

Great Idea. But my dogs would kill it within hours. Unless I can get it on welfare or unemployment, it'll just be another monkey without a job.

[midnight rambler]

But my dogs would kill it within hours.Hours?? ??? So what's wrong with your dogs, are they sick or something??

I figure if that critter got near Indy or Enzo all you'd have left after a couple of minutes would be a little fur.

[osoab]

Great Idea. But my dogs would kill it within hours. Unless I can get it on welfare or unemployment, it'll just be another monkey without a job.


No, get a saddle and let them ride on the back of Enzo. :D

The fucker is small enough he could probably hide in an ear.

[Dogman]

Looks like they are still baby's, being hand fed by a dropper.

The monkey in "pirates of the Caribbean" came to mind!

[sirgonzo420]

Don't know what to say?!?!?! Dude, there is HUGE potential there! A little training and that fucker could be President of the United States!

Fucking awesome.

I commend you, sir.

[Dogman]

Fucking awesome.

I commend you, sir.

And probably do a better job at it ta boot!

[sirgonzo420]

And probably do a better job at it to boot!


Of that, there is no doubt.

I don't know if the monkey pictured is kenyan or not, but he's surely not keynesian!

[po boy]

I can see it a big poo board with a yes or no. Say monkey jobs bill. lol

[Libertytree]

Would you name it Captain of Darkness? CoD ;D

[BrewTech]

A little training and that fucker could be President of the United States!

Yeah, but who's gonna want to pay the plane fare for the trip to Israel?

[osoab]

Yeah, but who's gonna want to pay the plane fare for the trip to Israel?

AIPAC, SPLC, RNC, DNC, etc, etc.

[Veni, vidi...evigilavi!]

Don't know what to say?!?!?! Dude, there is HUGE potential there! A little training and that fucker could be President of the United States!
Well, played indeed sir! Maybe start by teaching him Teleprompter Basics 101

[solid]

Don't know what to say?!?!?! Dude, there is HUGE potential there! A little training and that fucker could be President of the United States!

I'd vote for the monkey. Anything is better than what we have right now.

Heck, an empty chair in the white house would be an improvement.